Mr. Apfel
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Welcome to the Appleseed Café! The "app"iest café
in Reveria! We're, uh, still workshopping that slogan.
Would you take a look at Lunares up there? What
a sight! I like to call it the "apple of my sky."
I don't mean to toot my own horn or anything, but
I'm privy to ALL kinds of gossip.
You know what? You seem nice. Here—take this.
On the house! Enjoy! Have a great day.
Now, I'm not one to gossip, but I must say that I
hear a LOT of dirt being dished around here.
Oh, I can share it with YOU. I mean, if it's in the
interest of Castele security, of course.
I may be biased, but I think Castelian orchards
produce the best apples in Reveria.
And, of course, I serve only the pick of the crop
of Castelian apples.
You always carry some with you on your adventures,
right? You should! Apples can save your Life!
Well, Princess Laura is a little free spirit, isn't she?
Climbing trees like a little monkey!
Yep, she just shimmies right up there with her little
monkey arms and picks my apples!
It's "cute," I guess...but I'm gonna start charging her
for those apples eventually. You watch me.
Hey there, Apprentice Paladin. Here's a juicy little
tidbit for you.
Rainbow Apples are the BEST apples around. They
have the most nutrition too!
Don't tell anyone, but I'm working on a special new
dessert made from luscious Rainbow Apples!
Hey, kiddo, have you had your apple today? You
know an apple a day keeps the dragons away, right?
Everyone knows we grow the best apples right
here in Castele.
But I got to wondering...what kind of produce is
Port Puerto known for?
After all, they've got that tropical climate. Well, it
turns out their specialty is Port-Town Oranges.
Maybe I should open up an Orangeseed Café...
So Captain Mustang is your boss, right? He's, like,
the toughest Paladin around?
Well...did you know he used to be number two? Can
you believe it? A Paladin stronger than HE is?
Well, believe it, kiddo. I don't know what happened
to him (or her), but he (or she) was the best.
Nowadays, I think Isobel is number two. But if you
keep up the good work, it could be you before long.
Hey, congratulations on making Expert! I knew you
had it in you, kiddo.
So what's next? Rescue a princess? Slay a dragon?
Save the world?
Ooh, you're thinking about visiting Al Maajik? They
grow AMAZING pears there.
Could you be a dear and bring me back a juicy
Desert Pear?
Oh, hey there, kiddo. Maybe I shouldn't call you
kiddo anymore—you're becoming a serious Paladin!
Remember when I was telling you about how
Mustang used to be number two?
Well, it's just my opinion, but I think he could be
close to dropping back to number two again!
And that would make YOU number one! Oh, come
on. You know I'm telling the truth.
Plus, you're WAY nicer than the person who used to
be number one. So I'm rooting for you big-time!
Y'know, Captain Mustang doesn't talk about his
personal Life much...so we have to do it for him!
Did you know he's never been married? Captain
What-a-Waste! Castele's most eligible bachelor!
Maybe it's the mustache. Imagine if he shaved
that silly thing off. He'd be quite the lady-killer!
Hey! You made Master! I definitely can't refer to you
as "kiddo" anymore. You're a full-grown Paladin!
Of course, your new rank comes with some pretty
heavy responsibilities, you know.
Like...you're supposed to run errands for any and
all shopkeepers in Castele. It's in your contract.
So how about being a peach and picking up a
Heavenly Peach for me? Thanks in advance!
Where can you find a Heavenly Peach? Oh, floating
on a cloud somewhere, I'm sure...
Hey, soldier, you're a real Hero. That's right, a
capital-H Hero Paladin! Congrats!
I know how big of a deal this is. I used to work in
the Royal Court, you know.
That's why I always have the juiciest gossip. Not to
mention the juiciest apples. Ha!
Anyway, here's a little something from me. Now
enjoy! Take some time for yourself. You deserve it.
Have you ever thought about changing your Life?
I know you're a super-successful Paladin, but it
doesn't hurt to try something else too.
You can always pick up the sword and shield
again, silly! Give something else a try!
Welcome to the Appleseed Café...Legend! I always
knew you had it in you.
I hope you keep visiting my humble café now that
you've reached such great heights...
Say, [Player]...there's a rumor going
around Castele right now...
Word on the street is you're shooting for a level
even higher than Legend.
Something called Creator level? Is that true?
You can tell me. My lips are sealed!
Hey there, kiddo...I've got a little business proposal
for you.
I was thinking, if you reach the Creator level,
maybe I could put your picture on my menu...
Along with a small endorsement, of course.
"An apple a day from the Appleseed Café made me
the Paladin I am today!" Y'know, something modest.
My goodness. You actually did it! You made
Creator rank!
Well, your Dosh is no good here today. Here. Take
this—on the house!
Y'know, I gotta hand it to you. You've single-
handedly rekindled my faith in the Paladin order.
I mean, I had the inside scoop. I knew all about the
pecking order and the politics...
But you...you're above all that. You just go out there
and protect Castele! Bravo, ￩,