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The Fledgling Alchemist 22
*zzzz...*
BOOOOM!!
Hee hee hee hee...
And just who do you think you are?
You look awfully familiar, missy. Are you the one who
ate all my doughnut holes?!
Why don't you just gimme a little pinch to wake
me up, eh?
Enough yammering!
Hmm... Interesting formula. Looks...terribly...familiar.
Never! What gave you that idea?
You know, I have a friend who is an absolute master
of such mixology!
I can tell you you need a Suspicious Object, that's
for sure!
Now then, let me take a closer look at this...
Blowing stuff up! Oh, how I love to blow stuff up!
KABLOOEY!!
Professor, eh? I thought as much!
But never mind that. Here you go!
Hee hee. You just didn't know at WHAT cost,
did you?
Allow me to clue you in on what happened...
That Lucky Charm of yours works by absorbing
ALL the bad luck of its holder.
But when the charm fills to the bursting point...
Then it's KABOOOOM!!
Finally, you got it! Congratulations are in order.
Yes, congratulations indeed!
Shh! Did you hear that?
KABLOOEY!!
Chat 16
Good morning! Er...good afternoon? Good night?
Eh, who cares what time it is. I'm awake, aren't I?
*zzzzzz*
*snort* Ahhhh... Now THAT was a nice nap!
Oh! Hello. And you are...?
I remember now. Truly, I do! Here—I'll give
you a little gift to prove we're old pals.
You'll be able to use additional materials when you
become an Expert Alchemist.
Use this as an additional material to increase your
likelihood of making a high-quality item!
Can't you see I'm—*yawn*—busy right now?
Come back later. MUCH later...
An Expert-ranked Alchemist is a rare thing
nowadays. It's good to see you with that title!
Even better would be to see you loaning me
10000 Dosh...
Since I don't see you reaching into your pockets,
I'll take that as a no.
Ah, I tried. Can't blame a fellow for trying, can you?
*snort* *snort* *zzzzzzzzzzzz*
You've reached the Master rank now?
Very nice, very nice.
By the way, you wouldn't be able to lend an
old fellow 1000 Dosh, would you?
You're not breaking out your wallet, I see.
Never mind! I've still got a surprise for you
Ta-da! It's a brand-new formula! You can thank
me later. Right now, I'm ready for a nap...
Most folks spend about one third of their lives
sleeping. To this I say bah!
Most folks just aren't trying hard enough. I get
in a full 19 hours of sleep each...
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*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
I see you've clambered up the ladder to Hero
rank. Very nice, very nice.
Now that you're so highly ranked, perhaps you
can see fit to lend me 100 Dosh?
Not making a move for your wallet, eh? Oh well.
I'll tell you something interesting anyway...
It seems that I'm walking in my sleep now. Well,
not walking. More like performing alchemy!
I created some amazing items last night...but I
have no idea how. I didn't even have the formulas!
Perhaps I was channeling an even BETTER Alchemist
in my sleep. Yes, that must have been it.
Speaking of better Alchemists, here's a little
something for you...
This may come as a surprise to you, but I spend
most of my time sleeping.
That's when I get my finest ideas! Of course, I don't
usually remember those ideas when I wake up...
Maybe I should be keeping a dream journal, eh?
Ha ha ha!
Legend rank, eh? Not bad, my ￩*
I'm a friendly fellow, but I'll bite your head off if
you dare wake me from a nap!
Ah, don't look so petrified. I probably wouldn't
bite your head off. Maybe I'd just nibble it a bit...
Either way, don't wake me up.
Ever notice how yawning is contagious? It is!
I'll prove it. I'll yawn, and we'll see if you do too.
*yawn*
*yaaaaaaawwwwnnnn*
*zzzzz...*
*snort* Huh? Did I fall asleep? Did you yawn?
Ah, whatever. Just take this.
Good morning, my ￩*
Now that you've reached Creator rank, you surely
have one measly Dosh to loan me...
I can tell by the way you're NOT reaching for
your Dosh the answer is no.
Well, that's it! No more free advice for you.
Next time, I'll charge Dosh for my wisdom.
To be honest, I have no idea what this Creator
rank is that everyone is talking about...
Seems awfully sketchy to me!