A Visit to the Pet Shop!

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Pet VendorOho! Oho! Looking to keep a pet, are we?

Pet VendorPets are only for those who are happy! Pets need much Bliss, but they also give much, yes.

ButterflyWhat kinds of pets do you have?

Pet VendorOho! Oho! The question is odd, yes?

Pet VendorWe have the kinds of pets that will fill your home with much glee and joy!

ButterflyWell, that wasn't really what I meant.

ButterflyBut I guess that answer is as good as any!

Pet VendorYou are a pet to this one here, is that so?

ButterflyWhat? I'm not anyone's pet!

Pet VendorOno! Ono! I have upset you, yes? That was not my intention, you must know.

ButterflyThat's OK. Sorry if I flew off the handle there. I don't think I qualify as a pet.

ButterflyActually, the way I dog this one here, I'm actually more of a freeloader.

Pet VendorThat...is something to not be proud of perhaps...

ButterflyOh, lighten up, birdbrain.

ButterflySo what's the deal here? You just give away these pets? For free?

Pet VendorCompanionship is invaluable, of course! How can a price be put on such a thing as a friend?

ButterflySounds fishy to me!

ButterflySorry—was that too catty?

Pet VendorI see what you are attempting to do with these pet puns. This is you being clever, yes?

Pet VendorOho! Oho! You will have much fun talking with your new pet, I am sure.

Pet VendorThinking yourself clever is a fine way to fill oneself with Bliss. Such happiness makes a pet smile as well!

ButterflyYou're an odd one. But lucky for you, I'm an animal lover...being one myself.

ButterflySo whaddya got in the animal-pal department?

Pet VendorYou would like to meet some pets, yes?

Pet VendorThere is this little fellow...

Pet VendorAnd this furry ball of joy!

ButterflyDo you have anything really, really cute? Y'know, like baby-in-a-bear-suit, drive-Grandma-crazy cute?

Pet VendorYou would like to have a bear for a pet, yes?

Pet VendorThat would be quite difficult, I think. To play with a bear would ruin such beautiful wings.

ButterflyAw, go on... No really, go on...

Pet VendorOha! Oha! Let me talk more of the pets here. See, you can keep up to three pets at one time.

Pet VendorI am not the only one from which you may receive a pet, however.

Pet VendorPets are available in far-off lands as well. You should find ones that are most to your liking, see?

Pet VendorA well-furnished home is always something that will make your pet feel comfortable. Be cozy!

Pet VendorPlease take this as a gift from me to you.

Pet VendorIf it is a pet you seek, simply ask me and we will turn your Bliss into happiness!

Pet VendorI am hoping to see you many times again!