Holiday Home: Al Maajik

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EldredAh, [Player]. Good to see you.

ButterflyHello!

EldredYou both seem well. I trust your return trip to Castele was without incident?

ButterflyIt was, thank you, Eldred! You seem to be in better spirits than when last we saw you.

ButterflyWere you able to drop the Dark Mage title like you were hoping?

EldredAh, yes. I must apologize for my shameless display of self-pitying earlier.

EldredI am rather ashamed of the somewhat...melodramatic performance you were witness to.

ButterflyNot at all! I actually thought it was a very impressive performance! Your chanting voice is lovely.

ButterflyPoor Magnificus was terrified when we told him you were the Dark Mage Eldred.

ButterflyHe said something about being frightened by the terrible power of your dirty shorts.

EldredWell, that is very kind of him to think so. But the truth is that my greatest duty here is dog walking.

ButterflyWell...I would never have guessed that, but the world needs Dark Mage dog walkers, I suppose!

EldredI've asked you two here to see if you would like to purchase a magical retreat in Al Maajik.

ButterflyOooh! A magical retreat?

EldredIndeed, a sort of home away from home, if you will. This house here is currently available.

ButterflyI love it! Thanks, Eldred!

EldredWell...I meant that you may purchase this home here.

ButterflyOh. HA! Sorry...

EldredIt seems Lord Damien rather enjoyed spending time with you two.

EldredAnd since there was no way of knowing when you would visit us next, I thought perhaps...

Eldredwe could make it easy for you to return whenever you wanted by offering you a home!

EldredPlus, I was looking to downsize my real estate holdings. We could kill two Cactos with one stone!

EldredWhat do you say?

ButterflyOh, well, that's very kind of you, Eldred. Thank you.

EldredThe preliminary paperwork has already been done.

EldredIf you wish to buy the place, you need only to pay the purchase price, and it's all yours.

EldredIt is a bit pricey. But I think you'll find it well worth the Dosh.

EldredThe benefit it carries of expediting your travel is quite significant.

ButterflyYou mean we could return to Al Maajik in an instant just by opening our map?

EldredAh, so you know how it works already? Well, you are indeed correct.

EldredI'm sure Lord Damien would be most pleased if you had your own property here.

EldredOffering you the opportunity to purchase this luxury home is the least we can do to repay you.

Butterfly...Yeah, literally.

EldredWhat was that? I'm losing hearing in this ear.

ButterflyOh, nothing... Nothing at all.

EldredWell, if you decide to purchase, simply talk to the Estate Agent over there.

EldredAh, yes. I would also like to give you this as a gift from all of Lord Damien's retainers.

EldredIt would look quite nice on the wall of your new Al Maajik home, if I may say so. *wink*

EldredNo pressure, though. Really. *wink*

EldredIt has been lovely speaking with you again. I hope to see you again soon. *wink* I don't know what that last one was about. Sorry.