What's a...Guild Office?
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Guild MasterHey there, [Player]! Everything set with your Life?Guild MasterSince you're here, let me give you the full tour. We
provide many services you may find useful later on.Guild MasterY'see, as you develop your Life, you'll— Whoa!
Don't move... Looks like we got a pest problem here.Guild MasterI've got a bug swatter here. One second...ButterflyDon't you dare swat me!Guild MasterWhy would I swat you?! I'm gonna swat that bug—
Wait—was that you who said that, [Player]?ButterflyI'm not a bug! Open your eyes! I'm a butterfly!Guild MasterWhoa! So you are! Hm...Guild MasterA talking butterfly? That's a first. Not much surprises
me these days, but this is one for the books.
Your voice sounds kinda familiar, though...ButterflyYeah, you might've heard me shouting earlier.
[Player] saved my wings from some ruffians.Guild MasterYou're the one who was makin' that ruckus, eh?ButterflyIt wasn't me! It was those ruffians making the ruckus!Guild MasterWell, I don't know a ruckus-makin' ruffian from a
rucksack of truffle muffins, but I'm glad you're OK.Guild MasterSo we have [Player] here to thank for the fact
that you weren't turned into a brooch, eh?ButterflyWell...the best we could do was make me a bow tie.ButterflyNever mind. Inside joke.Guild MasterAnyway, back to the tour. You might find this
interesting too, Butterfly.Guild MasterIf you ever want to try out a different Life, just come
and talk to me. Variety is the spice of Life, y'know!Guild MasterOver there is the Bounty Clerk.Guild MasterAnd if you ever reel in a fish Bounty, you can talk to
Lionel Lippes on the desk here.
He'll make you a nice trophy you can mount on your
wall. He does nice work...for a singing plant.Guild MasterIn the back there are the communications counters.
I call 'em our "Comm Couns," but nobody else does.Guild MasterOn the left there, you can get yourself all registered
for StreetPass. Highly recommended.Guild MasterOn the right, you can try out the Multiplayer mode
with other players. Highly recommended.Guild MasterAnd at the middle counter, you can get info on new
features. I'm afraid that's not quite ready, though.Guild MasterOnce we're set up there, you'll be able to use
Ally Mode, Snapshots, and online Multiplayer.Guild MasterAll of which are, of course...highly recommended.
If you need any more info, just ask at the counters.ButterflySo, I'm curious about your opinion on something...
Which Life would best suit a butterfly?Guild MasterHmm. A Life for a butterfly? Let me see...Guild MasterHave you ever considered becoming something like
a Sugared Water Connoisseur?ButterflyThat sounds great! Is there really a Life like that?!Guild MasterNo.Guild MasterI couldn't be a butterfly any more than you could be
a Woodcutter! Life is just unfair like that...Guild MasterAnyway, [Player]. See if you can make some
good use of us here at the Guild Office.Guild Master(no English text)Guild Master(no English text)Guild MasterNow, I can't find that swatter, but maybe I can give
you something else...Guild MasterHere we go! The best pesticide around!Guild MasterGive it a try when you feel the need!ButterflyUmm...are you sure this is...pesticide?Guild Master...I'm not gonna argue with a butterfly.Guild MasterThat stuff right there'll make short work of any bees
or sassy insects you run into on the Grassy Plains.Guild MasterThat should be it, unless you got any questions...Guild MasterOh yeah. If you open up your map, you can return
here anytime. That should come in handy.Guild MasterBest of luck in your new Life! Make the most of it!Ally Mode and Snapshots will be available once
you talk to the Ally Clerk at the middle desk.
Speak to the clerk to find out more!
Have fun!