Beaker

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BeakerHello! Hello! Squawk! Busy now! Busy now! SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!

BeakerGood evening! Good evening! Squawk! Good night! Good night! SQUAWK!

BeakerYou got a license! SQUAWK! Gotta do your best!

BeakerGo away! SQUAWK! Beaker's busy! Busy! BUSY! Come back later! Squawk!

BeakerAlchemy's not easy! Squawk! Here. Try this... SQUAWK!

BeakerTry it out! Try it out! Squawwwwwk! Gimme a cracker!

BeakerTry it out! Try it out! Squawwwwwk! Gimme a cracker!

BeakerDo it again! SQUAWK! Do it again!

BeakerSquawk! Squawk! *ahem* Sorry—can we just talk normal for a while? Sometimes I need to give my vocal cords a rest. So, um...just do it again. Do it again!

BeakerSquawk! Squawk! *ahem* Sorry—can we just talk normal for a while? Sometimes I need to give my vocal cords a rest. So, um...just do it again. Do it again!

BeakerSQUAWK! SQUAWK! Keep at it! SQUAWK! *ahem* Repeat after me, my fine

BeakerAdept! Adept! You're an Adept! Squawk! Congratu—SQQQUUUAAWWKKK—lations!

BeakerAdept! Adept! You're an Adept! Squawk! Congratu—SQQQUUUAAWWKKK—lations!

BeakerSquawk! Squawk! Squawk! Squawk! *ahem* Sorry about that! Now, what was I talking about? Ah, that's right. Additional materials! Let me explain the methodology behind the principle of additional materials. If you combine a ring with Wind Mana, you can forge a ring with wind-resistant properties. Also... SQUAWK!!

BeakerMust I explain again? Combine a ring with Wind Mana to forge a ring with wind-resistant properties.

BeakerMust I explain again? Combine a ring with Wind Mana to forge a ring with wind-resistant properties.

BeakerMaster! Master! Master! SQUAWK! No, I'm not calling my Master. I'm trying to congratulate you for reaching the Master rank. Also... SQUAWK! Make a special flask for your special rank! SQUAWK!

BeakerSpecial flask for a special rank! Squawk! Make it!

BeakerSpecial flask for a special rank! Squawk! Make it!

BeakerSQUAWK! *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* SQUAWK! *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* SQUAWK! *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz* Forgive me. I must have been sleep-squawking. What's this, now? You've reached the Hero rank? Excellent news! Here's a gift to celebrate.

BeakerIt's a Hero! A Hero! Squawk!

BeakerIt's a Hero! A Hero! Squawk!

BeakerSquawk! You're a Legendary Alchemist now! That deserves a... SSSQQQUUUAAAWWWKKK!! *ahem* Sorry. I meant to say that deserves a hearty congratulations! Also...SQUAWK!

BeakerCongrats! Congrats! Congrats! Also... SQUAWK!

BeakerCongrats! Congrats! Congrats! Also... SQUAWK!

BeakerSquawk! Creator rank! Squawk! *ahem* Reaching Creator rank is an excellent goal. But no rank allows you to fly as free as a bird!

BeakerSquawk! There should be a Bird rank, don't you think? If you reach Bird rank, you can reach the sky!

BeakerSquawk! There should be a Bird rank, don't you think? If you reach Bird rank, you can reach the sky!

BeakerSquawk! Squawk! Squawk! *ahem* Squawk! Well, look at that. My words have failed me! I'm just too astounded by your recent rank-up. Truly you are an inspiration. Also... SQUAWK!

BeakerYou have me at a loss for words, my friend. All I can say is congratulations. And squawk. I can also say squawk.

BeakerYou have me at a loss for words, my friend. All I can say is congratulations. And squawk. I can also say squawk.