Fortunes by Cassandra

Places · 4 lines

CassandraOh! Oh my! I see a person...a person in my crystal ball! Oh. It's just my reflection.

Hello, friend. I am Cassandra's crystal ball. Call me...Chris. Yeah. Chris Taballe. Why not, eh? I'm afraid Cassandra is currently indisposed. By which I mean she's at the Crown.

Young ManWanna know what my fortune said? Do ya? Huh? Do ya? OK, I'll tell ya. Lean closer... It said... Pppllllbbbbbttt! Ha ha! If I tell ya my fortune, it won't come true!

Young ManI'm really not happy with my fortune... Pah! In fact, I suspect fortune-telling's a load of hokum! ...I'll stick to astrology and palm reading!