Lyra

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LyraI canNOT believe you would dare to address me while wearing such unsightly rags! You have NO brio. NO panache. NO élan. In other words, my dear, you have no STYLE.

LyraReally, my dear, you are in desperate need of fashion advice. But I haven't got the time for you! You should simply invest in some of the key pieces from the "Chic Threads" label. Maybe that will help.

LyraI've heard tell that you're actually a Tailor. How can that be true? You dress like an Angler! But I've ALSO heard that you are rather friendly with Chic, the famous fashion designer. If he sees something special in you, I suppose I should too... So please allow me to introduce myself. I am Port Puerto's premier fashionista, Lyra Del Couture La Porter! You may call me Lyra.

LyraEven though you're a Tailor, you're still just a lowly Fledgling... How about you rank up a bit before talking to me in public again, hmm?

LyraCotton comes from puffs, which come from plants. An excellent material to work with! Wool comes from fleece, which in turn comes from White Woolies and Black Woolies. I adore Wool! But Silk comes from Silk Thread, which comes from insects. And insects are absolutely disgusting! Such a pity the loveliest of materials comes from the LOWLIEST of creatures! Blech!

LyraChic has no fear of insects. He'll take that nasty Silk Thread and turn it into the most gorgeous of outfits! A true fashion guru, that one. Sheer genius!

LyraYou've finally managed to drag yourself up the fashion ladder to Adept rank, hmm? Well, you're certainly no Chic, but I suppose you'll do... I've got a challenge for you! His and Hers Beachwear is the name of the challenge. Let's hope you're up for it! I expect to see your gorgeous designs next time I deign to mingle with the hoi polloi on the beach.

LyraChic could do this challenge in less time than it takes you to thread a needle, my dear. Of course, I wouldn't expect such speediness from you. Not with YOUR constitution. Ha!

LyraWell, well. Maybe there's hope for you, after all... But we're only warming up! Ladies' Loungewear is your real challenge, my dear. You simply have to make a dress fit for a princess! It shouldn't be too difficult a task...but then again, this is YOU we're talking about here. Ha!

LyraYou think you're as good a Tailor as Chic, don't you? No, don't respond—I can see it in your eyes! I, Lyra Del Couture La Porter, Port Puerto's prime fashionista, shall be the judge of that!

LyraMaster-ranked Tailor now, are you? Well then, I offer you my reluctant congratulations. Hmph! Now that you're a Master Tailor, you'll simply HAVE to decide upon your signature color. My advice to you is to consult a color specialist. Yes, that's a real thing! Lily Lippes would be your best bet, my dear. She was living up in West Grassy Plains the last I heard. She is Reveria's foremost expert on fabric dyeing. You should definitely pay her a visit!

LyraI'm not pulling your leg, my dear. Every great clothing designer has his or her own signature color! Get yourself to Lily Lippes in the West Grassy Plains. She'll tell you all you need to know about dyeing!

LyraHello there, [Player]. I've been meaning to speak to you about your rising star in the fashion world! I've ALWAYS been your biggest advocate, you know. Yes, indeed. I knew from the moment we met that you'd be a force to reckon with! An industry powerhouse! Perhaps I never actually said that out LOUD, but I'm sure you've always known, right? Right!

LyraEveryone who's ANYONE in the fashion world has been claiming THEY were your mentor... But we all know it was I, Lyra Del Couture La Porter, who first discovered your talents. No need to thank me, my dear. It's easy when you have your finger on the pulse of the fashion world!

LyraWell, well, well! If it isn't the hottest young star of the fashion world,

LyraCan't you just picture it? I, Lyra Del Couture La Porter, as the ambassador for your brand. You've got Port Puerto's premier fashionista on board. Honestly, you can't BUY publicity like that!

LyraLegendary and perfectly coordinated! I would expect nothing less from you, my dear. And speaking of perfect coordination, I can't WAIT to get my hands on an original [Player] design. Yes! Yes! I'll strut down the pier in my stylish new togs, and everyone will point and stare and gawk... Well, they do that already when they see me, but this time, I'll tell them I'm wearing YOU!

LyraThe people of Port Puerto look to me to know what to wear. What would they do without me? Yes, I'm a fashion-industry icon. I'm not ashamed to admit it!

LyraCreator rank? I like the sound of that! Now I can say I'm on first-name terms with a Creator- ranked Tailor! Just think of the bragging rights!

LyraI am SERIOUSLY going to humble brag about our relationship, my dear. Maybe I should get you to sign my clothes so that everyone will know I'm telling the honest truth!