Orlando | Fantasy Life (3DS)

OrlandoSorry—if you're not here to talk about woodcutting or axes, I've got nothing to say.

OrlandoI tell myself I'm not a shallow person...but deep down, I have to admit looks matter. And the trees around here are just flat-out prettier than anywhere else in Reveria!

OrlandoHey, you're a fellow Woodcutter, right? I've been hearing good things about your work. Nice to finally meet you. I'm Orlando. I'm uh...kind of obsessed with being a Woodcutter. To be honest, it's taken a bit of a toll on my social Life. I know more trees than people around here.

OrlandoSo...what's your favorite kind of tree? Mine's definitely Palm. You probably guessed that, since I live here in Port Puerto and all. I told you I was obsessed with my work, didn't I?

OrlandoSo you've been a Woodcutter for a little while now, right? Maybe you can relate... Do you ever just get so lost in your work that you completely lose track of time? And then you walk home in a daze at the end of the day without having spoken a word to anyone? It's kinda becoming a pattern...and I'm not sure it's entirely healthy. Maybe I should try out another Life for a while. But then I wouldn't get as many logs from each tree...

OrlandoI suppose if I tried out a new Life for a while, I'd still be able to harvest Palm Trees. But...I wouldn't get as many logs from each tree. Which means I'd need to cut down MORE trees. I'm not sure that would exactly solve my problem...

OrlandoOh, you made Adept? Congrats. That's an important step! Here's a little gift to celebrate. It's used, but it's still plenty sharp. You know I tried crafting an axe once? It went OK. Let's just say I'm better at using axes than I am at crafting them.

OrlandoI think I'm probably just a shy person at heart. That's why I chose the Woodcutter Life. I can spend a whole day in the woods and be perfectly content. Or at least I used to be content. Lately I've been wishing I had someone to go home to at the end of the day...

OrlandoHey, I heard you made Expert. That's great! Not too much new here, I'm afraid. But you know what? I've been thinking I should start traveling. Branch out a little bit! So any chance you'd be up for having me tag along the next time you go adventuring? Because, I mean...Palm Trees are great, but I bet there are so many other types I'm missing out on.

OrlandoI wish I was better at small talk! Whenever I see, uh, a certain someone, I clam right up. I don't get it. I'm good with trees! Why can't I relate to people in the same way? There's one particularly cute...person...I wish I could talk to. But I'm the one who gets cut down!

OrlandoHey, I heard the news! Congratulations, Master! I suppose you're ready for a new challenge, huh? Well, I've got a good one for you. Have you heard of the Sacred Wind Tree? It grows in the Aridian Desert near Al Maajik. You'll only be able to harvest the tree if the tree itself deems you worthy. You've got a good shot at it! What are you waiting for? Unless...you've already chopped it down!

OrlandoYou just keep moving up the ranks, don't you? You'll be giving me lessons before long! Wait a minute...that could actually happen. I better get back to work!

OrlandoYou're my Hero...*sigh* Um, did I say that out loud? Well...who cares? It's true. You're the best Woodcutter I know. Listen, there's a legendary tree up on Terra Nimbus that older Woodcutters have spoken of. Maybe now that you're a Hero, you could take a whack at it. Maybe I could even come with you.

OrlandoSometimes I look at you and think I'll never amount to anything as a Woodcutter. But then I think...forget that! I can still perform some truly heroic feats! So...thanks for keeping me on my toes, friend.

OrlandoWell, I saw this day coming. You're a Legend! Congratulations! And I've got some good news of my own. Remember that "special person" I was talking about? Well, we're getting together this week for a walk and maybe a little snack. Yep, I've finally conquered my crippling shyness! And I owe a lot of that to you.

OrlandoGuess what? My new friend's favorite type of tree is also Palm! Isn't that crazy? It's like we're meant for each other!

OrlandoIt seems like we're going in different directions. You're aiming even higher than Legend... and I'm working more on socializing than I am on woodcutting. Don't worry—I'm not about to retire or anything. I've just shifted my focus from "axe" to "relax"!

OrlandoThe problem with making friends in Port Puerto is that now I don't really want to leave. But that means I won't be able to discover all the wild, new varieties of trees growing around Reveria! I guess I'll just have to take a...what's it called... vacation? What a strange concept.

OrlandoCongratulations! I can't believe you actually did it. You made Creator! Maybe one of these days I'll join you. But for now, I'm pretty happy. Thanks for always being a friend. There was a time when you were the only one I had!

OrlandoIs it going to be awkward now that you're a famous Creator-level Woodcutter? No? How about now? I think I'm making it more awkward by the second. I'll just stop talking.