Paladins' Hold

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MustangI'll only say this once, so listen well. My name is NOT Boomerang Mustache. I don't know how that silly nickname came about. I mean... Well, I do have a boomerang mustache. But even so! It is simply not acceptable. ...Gah. Never mind. Let's just get back to work, shall we?

MustangAh, there you are! Good timing. I wanted to ask you something. Is my mustache perhaps...just a tiny bit strange? I see. Well. I thank you for your candor.

IgnatiusCaptain Boom... Er, Captain Mustang is the noble chef... Er, chief... in charge of keeping the peace. Without him, Castanet... Er, Castele... would not be such a wonderful place!

PercivalSee Ignatius over there? He's so nervous, you can hear his knees knocking. I don't know whether I want to help him or roll my eyes at him...

PercivalThese days, I take things as they come and focus on what's right ahead of me. Right now, that means dinner. Hmm...what should I have?

It's a Training Dummy affectionately known as Sir Splinters.

Paladin Code of Conduct, by Captain Mustang. ...Someone's added something at the end. "Obey the princess at all times, or she'll make you regret it!"