Prof. Snooze | Fantasy Life (3DS)

Prof. SnoozeGood morning! Er...good afternoon? Good night? Eh, who cares what time it is. I'm awake, aren't I?

Prof. Snooze*snort* Ahhhh... Now THAT was a nice nap! Oh! Hello. And you are...? I remember now. Truly, I do! Here—I'll give you a little gift to prove we're old pals. You'll be able to use additional materials when you become an Expert Alchemist. Use this as an additional material to increase your likelihood of making a high-quality item!

Prof. SnoozeCan't you see I'm—*yawn*—busy right now? Come back later. MUCH later...

Prof. SnoozeAn Expert-ranked Alchemist is a rare thing nowadays. It's good to see you with that title! Even better would be to see you loaning me 10000 Dosh... Since I don't see you reaching into your pockets, I'll take that as a no. Ah, I tried. Can't blame a fellow for trying, can you?

Prof. Snooze*snort* *snort* *zzzzzzzzzzzz*

Prof. SnoozeYou've reached the Master rank now? Very nice, very nice. By the way, you wouldn't be able to lend an old fellow 1000 Dosh, would you? You're not breaking out your wallet, I see. Never mind! I've still got a surprise for you Ta-da! It's a brand-new formula! You can thank me later. Right now, I'm ready for a nap...

Prof. SnoozeMost folks spend about one third of their lives sleeping. To this I say bah! Most folks just aren't trying hard enough. I get in a full 19 hours of sleep each... ................................................................ *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

Prof. SnoozeI see you've clambered up the ladder to Hero rank. Very nice, very nice. Now that you're so highly ranked, perhaps you can see fit to lend me 100 Dosh? Not making a move for your wallet, eh? Oh well. I'll tell you something interesting anyway... It seems that I'm walking in my sleep now. Well, not walking. More like performing alchemy! I created some amazing items last night...but I have no idea how. I didn't even have the formulas! Perhaps I was channeling an even BETTER Alchemist in my sleep. Yes, that must have been it. Speaking of better Alchemists, here's a little something for you...

Prof. SnoozeThis may come as a surprise to you, but I spend most of my time sleeping. That's when I get my finest ideas! Of course, I don't usually remember those ideas when I wake up... Maybe I should be keeping a dream journal, eh? Ha ha ha!

Prof. SnoozeLegend rank, eh? Not bad, my

Prof. SnoozeI'm a friendly fellow, but I'll bite your head off if you dare wake me from a nap! Ah, don't look so petrified. I probably wouldn't bite your head off. Maybe I'd just nibble it a bit... Either way, don't wake me up.

Prof. SnoozeEver notice how yawning is contagious? It is! I'll prove it. I'll yawn, and we'll see if you do too. *yawn* *yaaaaaaawwwwnnnn* *zzzzz...* *snort* Huh? Did I fall asleep? Did you yawn? Ah, whatever. Just take this.

Prof. SnoozeGood morning, my

Prof. SnoozeNow that you've reached Creator rank, you surely have one measly Dosh to loan me... I can tell by the way you're NOT reaching for your Dosh the answer is no. Well, that's it! No more free advice for you. Next time, I'll charge Dosh for my wisdom.

Prof. SnoozeTo be honest, I have no idea what this Creator rank is that everyone is talking about... Seems awfully sketchy to me!