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Dragonslayer

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Dragonslayer

What business do you have with me?
Who are you? Why are you talking to me?
Oh, you've got Paladin experience? Well, I'm just soooooo impressed. Tell me, is it fun being a servant to the crown? Do you enjoy busting your hump for a handful of Dosh?
Look, just because you know something about being a Paladin doesn't mean you know jack about swords. You're like a kid with a stick, and I'm like a nine-foot monster with turbo-powered biceps. What do you mean, "what's a turbo?" I don't know! It just sounded right, OK?
I'll give you one thing...you're persistent. Not too bright, but persistent. Why don't you go slay a dragon or something. Then we'll have something to talk about.
Why slay dragons, you ask? Well, why do you think? It sure isn't for the fun of it. It's the Dosh, kid. And the challenge. And the fame. And the glory. I could go on. Plus, I mean...dragons. They're a threat, aren't they? I thought you were a Paladin...sworn to protect. Ugh. Why am I even talking to you?
Why slay dragons, you ask? Well, why do you think? It sure isn't for the fun of it. It's the Dosh, kid. And the challenge. And the fame. And the glory. I could go on. Plus, I mean...dragons. They're a threat, aren't they? I thought you were a Paladin...sworn to protect. Ugh. Why am I even talking to you?
Wait...YOU'RE a Master Paladin? HA! The Paladin order is even more pathetic than I thought! So I guess you'll be replacing that oversized novelty mustache you call a captain, right? Eh, whatever. Tell you what—go out and slay a Silver Dragon. Then I'll be impressed. I won't take your word for it... You'll have to cash in the Bounty for it to count. Got it?
Do I have to hold your hand the entire time? The Silver Dragon lives above the clouds somewhere. That's all I know! Or else I'd be slaying it myself right now.
Do I have to hold your hand the entire time? The Silver Dragon lives above the clouds somewhere. That's all I know! Or else I'd be slaying it myself right now.
Don't say it. Don't you dare say it. Oh, all right. FINE. You win. You're the best. I'm the worst. I apologize for everything. You have to admit you were a total weakling when we first met, right? I mean, come on, who would have predicted you'd become an actual Hero? Well, you've got my grudging respect. And my sword, if you want it. I'll join you in battle anytime.
So you know Queen Ophelia, right? You must... you're a Paladin. Anyway, she used to be a TOTAL beast! Not even Captain Mustache could keep up with her. I must admit, I once challenged her to a sword fight. And...it wasn't pretty. She dismissed me without so much as breaking a sweat. That's when I left the Paladin order. I'm much stronger now. I wonder if she's up for a rematch!
So you know Queen Ophelia, right? You must... you're a Paladin. Anyway, she used to be a TOTAL beast! Not even Captain Mustache could keep up with her. I must admit, I once challenged her to a sword fight. And...it wasn't pretty. She dismissed me without so much as breaking a sweat. That's when I left the Paladin order. I'm much stronger now. I wonder if she's up for a rematch!
Yes, it's true. I was once a Paladin. Years ago. But I grew disillusioned quickly and struck out on my own. Early on, I felled a particularly feisty dragon in battle. After that, they called me Dragonslayer, and I liked the way it sounded. I've looked down on the Paladins since then. But you...you're starting to change my mind.
You know, you're really messing with my head. I was a perfectly content Dragonslayer before I met you. Now I've been forced to take a good, hard look at myself in the mirror. I'm beginning to recognize my own weaknesses. And that's a good thing...right?
You know, you're really messing with my head. I was a perfectly content Dragonslayer before I met you. Now I've been forced to take a good, hard look at myself in the mirror. I'm beginning to recognize my own weaknesses. And that's a good thing...right?
Heh. Thought you could slip it by me, eh? Wrong. I know exactly what you're up to. You're going for something beyond the Legend rank, aren't you? More power to you. You should be in charge of the Paladins, not mustache man.
Look, I know you're going for the Creator rank, OK? I just have one favor to ask of you. Once you get there, don't go out and slay ALL the dragons. Leave a few for me, all right?
Look, I know you're going for the Creator rank, OK? I just have one favor to ask of you. Once you get there, don't go out and slay ALL the dragons. Leave a few for me, all right?
Hey...congratulations. I mean that. You're the hardest-working
I guess I'll have to stop talking trash about the Paladins now that you're a Creator. I mean, you're, like, the highest-ranked person in Reveria. That actually counts for something. Congratulations. You've earned it.
I guess I'll have to stop talking trash about the Paladins now that you're a Creator. I mean, you're, like, the highest-ranked person in Reveria. That actually counts for something. Congratulations. You've earned it.