Land-Ho!
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BrutusButterfly just call us?!BrutusWell, now that just hurts me feelings thar. BrutusHar, just kidding. We wouldn't draw cutlasses on
ye anymore, even if ye be callin' us landlubbers! ButterflyOh yeah? Why not? You gone soft on us, Brutus? BrutusIt's not that. Ye see, we know we ain't landlubbers,
so it means naught, even if that's what ye call us! BrutusYe get me meaning, ye wee cockroach with wings? BrutusSee? That don't matter naught t'ye because ye be
not a cockroach, yar? ButterflyWell, I still don't like it all that much... BrutusAw, that's just cuz ye be an uptight air lubber. BrutusAnyway, what can we do fer ye? We've just been
talkin' 'mongst ourselves in civilized manners, see? BrutusThese days, we pirates be as calm and clear as the
waters 'neath our hulls. ButterflyIt's great to hear that you've mellowed out. BrutusWhat say ye both join us in the pirate Life? ButterflyUm...I don't think so. Perhaps another time! BrutusArr! Well, it seems like some folks still have some
mellowin' out t'do. BrutusTake these as a gift from us. Maybe this will make ye
feel a wee more at home with the idea of piratin'. ButterflyThese are great! Thanks. I'll cherish them...arrrrways. BrutusYarr, and uh...don't be talkin' like that, either. ButterflyDone! So how are things going with you guys and
Lady Olivia? Everything still OK? BrutusGood. Why, we just got into a fight not too long ago. BrutusNobody can change overnight, y'know! BrutusBut our fights be different to how they was before.
Aye, they be just small quibbles now. BrutusCall it a clash of rock-headed opinions, if ye will.
Clashin' is good, though! It can help build trust. PirateWe saw how Lady Olivia wasn't afraid to stand up to
us while she was wantin' to be a pirate, y'know. PirateThat kinda stuff goes a long way fer mates like us.
I'd put my Life on the line for Lady Olivia. PirateLong as The Pirate Governess is around, even the
stormiest seas be no problem! I can't wait to set sail! BrutusY'can't be no pirate without a good crew o' mates.
And now Lady Olivia has one at her disposal. BrutusWe're goin' to help Lady Olivia become a true pirate
by backin' her up till the end of the seas! ButterflyWow! Look at that! Multiple wishes shining through! BrutusHuh? What were that shiny light round ye jus' now? ButterflyUm...I don't know. Must be the sweat of a hard day's
work, I guess. ButterflyYou all seem to have a bit of a glow about you now
as well! PirateMy hand was glowin'! I'm likin' bein' in the service
of Lady Olivia instead o' Cap'n Brutus. PirateCap'n Brutus tries t'make us eat leftover gruel cuz
he's cheap. PirateAye! An' he won't help ye when ye ask fer help
trimmin' yer beard. PirateAn' Lady Olivia smells like a fresh sea breeze. Not a
chest of fish left out in the sun like Cap'n Brutus. ButterflyCap'n Brutus! Remember what you said! You're
mellowed out now, remember? BrutusArr, shut ye porthole, air lubber! 
