Pro Assistant: Andy Pescado! Script (42 lines) Japanese text
I am eager to show you my plans for the finest
banquet Port Puerto has ever hosted. Luciano! Come! Bring the edible blueprints! Oh, let's not go through this again, Andy... Ah, my apologies, Butterfly. You are right. How can we go through such plans
when I haven't explained the thought behind it? I have put together a 50-course delight for every one
of your senses! That's 250 courses in total! And 300 courses for a few of the mystics who have
an additional sense to satisfy. Andy, please, you mustn't. We do not require such
an extravagant feast or banquet or anything! Ah yes, humility. Wonderful. So I have sent for the
funniest comedy troupe in all of Port Puerto. You're gonna love Skull 'n' Funnybonez. What is it? Really, they're funny. Trust me. Ah...no...Andy, look. We really, really appreciate the
effort. But I don't know how else to tell you this... We just don't have time to hang around and party. Agh, I'm sorry. I'm such an idiot. I should've known you two were busy doing the
whole saving-the-world thing. Just give me a quick minute. I can whip up a simple daylong feast with just the
essentials, cut Skull 'n' Funnybonez to 10 minutes— Andy! No. Feast. Read my little butterfly lips. None.
Nada. Zilch. Feast, party, or banquet!
Why don't you just throw yourself a banquet? Well...now that's an interesting idea. Yeah, I mean, if you're so into these parties, you can
just...have one for yourself, right? Well, yes, actually. I could. That would be fun. But then I'd have to come clean with Olivia. Well, I'd have to justify it somehow. And...it's rather
shameful...but I suffer from terrible seasickness. Even just stepping aboard a moored ship is enough
to send my stomach reeling. It's awful. I come from a family of pirates, and I can
barely stand the sway of the sea! I've been working on it. I tried practicing standing in
the bathtub. I even saw a hydrotherapist for a bit. I guess that's why I overcompensate so much with
these events on land. I have to get over this, though!
I will conquer this seasickness, and one day I will
stand at the helm of a pirate ship! Ooh, what was that? Did you feel a tingle? What on earth was that just then? I'm sure you'll beat your seasickness one day, Andy! You really think so? And when you do, we want to be the first guests
aboard your ship! You got it, Butterfly! And that's a promise! Do you think I could ask you something kinda... Well,
I hope it's not too weird. But maybe if you two were ever bored, I could go
with you on one of your adventures! Olivia won't stop going on about your latest
escapade. I need some good stories to tell too! And I promise you that once I am able to sail... we're going to throw the biggest boat banquet the
seas of Reveria have ever seen! 
AndyAh,