Pierre and Butch
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PierreWell, well...so we meet again. I'm not bowing, if
that's what you want. But you have our gratitude.ButchYeh, and we wanna thank you too. ChompyRawr! Rawr!
(Thanks! Thanks!) ButterflyWell it looks as if one of you does have manners,
after all. You're very welcome, Chompy. ChompyRawr! Rawr!
(Take! Take!) ButchChompy went out and found dat for ya. PierreSurely some mushrooms would have sufficed. A bit
of overkill, if you ask me. ButchBut nobody didn't ask you, Pierre. Butch...Which means dat...we did ask you? ButchAnyway, Chompy's back to his old self again, and
we're just happy to repay you somehow. ButterflyAw, that's very nice. It's the least we could do! ButterflyYou guys try to stay out of trouble, now. And
remember: make some Dosh! Pierre*GASP* I beg your pardon?! My good butterfly,
I believe that you have stolen my credo. ButchJust let it go, Bro! Dat's not important! ButchWhat's important is Chompy is OK. I couldn'ta ever
forgave myself if somethin' bad happened to you. PierreButch, please. Pull yourself together. There are
others present here. ButchAwright. I'm together! ButchIn fact, I'm making a change right now! From now on,
I'm gonna make sure Chompy is always safe! ButchI'm gonna make sure nobody I love ever gets
hurt again! Dat goes for you too, Bro! PierreHonestly, Butch. You're embarrassing me and
you're embarrassing yourself. PierreUh...Butch? ...What was that? ButterflyThere's a wonderful power in committing to what you
want, Butch! ButterflyI think you'll be quite pleased in the future, Butch! PierreWHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM? TALK, BUTTERFLY! PierreDon't you try to pull one over on me! I didn't just fall
off the Carrotty truck! You just...sparkled. I saw it! ButterflyWell, yes, I always sparkle! I am a butterfly, after all. PierreOne has nothing to do with the other. ChompyRawr! Rawr!
(Thanks! Thanks!) ButterflyI think he liked it when I sparkled! ButterflyI think my sparkling had pretty much the opposite
effect of what that stone did to him... ButchDon't worry, Bro. I'm fine. ButchI'm sure. In fact, I'm better than fine. I think I'm real,
real good. PierreWell, I... That's good, Butch. I'm glad you're...
coming to, you know, terms with your feelings. PierreIt's a sign of maturity. And your willingness to so
openly express yourself is a sign of...weirdness. PierreBut I'm mature enough to let all the world know I can
appreciate it all the same! PierreI must say I am quite disappointed we were not able
to capitalize on this Doomstone. ButterflyYou're not planning to swipe that Doomstone again,
are you? PierreHardly. That rock terrifies me. It gives me the
heebie-jeebies. PierreWere they able to determine what it actually is? ButterflyHughes took the shards, but we haven't heard
anything from him yet. ButchToo much talkin' about doom and gloom. My tummy
is startin' to rumble, and Chompy's is too! ButchBro, it's time to provide. ButterflyHey, that sounds like a good credo, Butch! ButterflyYou should remember that one as you take on this
new commitment of yours! ButchYeah, I like dat! "It's time to provide!" C'mon, Bro!
Let's get dat stitched on a tunic or somethin'. ChompyRawr! Rawr!
(Credo! Credo!) ButterflyDon't forget to actually get yourself some food while
you're basking in the joy of your new credo! 
