The Port Puerto Goddess Statue

Script (39 lines)

YueliaClose your eyes, cross your fingers, and let's give this statue the ol' Reveria High try!

Pepperonita♪ Oh, I met a love so fine and fair, on Tortuga's crystal shores,

Pepperonita♪ I cast away my massage chair— it's him my heart aches for!

Pepperonita♪ He rubs away my every pain, my knees go weak in awe...

Pepperonita♪ Shoulders that once could bear no strain now carry sweet amour!

Pepperonita♪ Oh yes, my love's a beauty— a brilliant, beautiful Beautician.

YueliaWhat a lovely song! You should sing professionally!

PepperonitaWhy, how kind of you!

PepperonitaAnd what brings you to the Goddess Statue today?

YueliaWe wanted to offer a prayer...

YueliaWe heard that with some luck, just a little coin can become something amazing.

PepperonitaA little coin, you say?

YueliaYep!

PepperonitaYou mean, like one of these?

YueliaWow! Where did you get that? Do you know Pam the landlady?

PepperonitaI don't think so. I got this from a strange old man.

PepperonitaHe stood and listened to me singing, left that coin, and walked off.

PepperonitaHe had a big rucksack with him and looked like he'd been on the road some time.

YueliaAh, that must have been Fred!

PepperonitaAh, yes. That may well have been his name, now that you mention it.

PepperonitaI was wondering what sort of coin it was. Am I supposed to offer it to the statue?

PepperonitaWell, actually, here. Why don't you take this?

YueliaAre you sure?

PepperonitaIt sounds like you might make better use of it!

PepperonitaI doubt my wish would come true, anyway.

YueliaReally? What's your wish?

PepperonitaOh, you know...to have a partner I can trust.

YueliaOh! Well, that is a mighty tall order.

YueliaBut it's possible! I mean, look at [Player]! You can find a trustworthy pal out there somewhere!

PepperonitaIt must be nice to have such a dependable friend. I confess I'm kind of jealous.

PepperonitaI used to have somebody like that. But alas, things didn't work out in the end.

YueliaI'm sorry to hear that.

PepperonitaThere is something a little too enjoyable about wallowing in self-pity, don't you think?

YueliaOh, don't do that! That never helps anything! And it guarantees you'll never get your wish!

PepperonitaYes, perhaps you're right, little butterfly.

PepperonitaAnyway, use this coin well. With you behind it, I know something good will come of it.

YueliaThank you very much!

YueliaBut this makes me wonder even more...

YueliaWho exactly is Fred?