Castele Castle Reception Hall

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PaladinI've been thinking about changing my Life. I'd like to be a Tailor...or something where I can sit down. They never let us sit. My legs are so tired.

PaladinMa and Pa always said to stick things out when times get tough... But why should I bust my hump slaving away at a Life that doesn't suit me, hmm?

PaladinThese suits of armor on either side of me are freaking me out. I think I saw one move!

PaladinAck! A ghost! D-don't scare me like that! Aw, man, I get really scared at night...

PaladinThe citizens of Castele would do anything to serve their Paladins! I think that's how it goes, right...?

PaladinI've been holding in my yawns so long, tears are starting to flow!

PaladinMy helmet weighs as much as 14 Castele Apples! Without my head, it weighs as much as 12 apples. Which means that my head weighs, uh...some apples.

PaladinSee the saber I'm wearing? It doubles nicely as an apple peeler! You don't seem too impressed. Oh well.

PaladinNo running inside the castle! And please make sure that any scissors are tucked away safely.

PaladinI'd never dare to fall asleep while on duty! I'm not scared of ghosts or Bandits... It's Captain Mustang's mustache I'm scared of!