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— Tale of Lunares — 30
Har, me! That be one fetchin' pirate costume ya got
thar, lassie!
Playin' dress-up like a pirate doesn't make ya one.
You know that, don'tcha?
Shiver me timbers! What sort of seawater be ye
drinking thar, lassie?!
Haaar... Now I know ye didn't just call me a tortoise,
didja, lassie?
Such an insult has had others walkin' a plank!
Me mates! Get over thar on th' double! Th' missus be
askin' for trouble! So let 'er be takin' it now!
Yer just a pitiful bunch...
Can't even take on a coupla landlubbers. Too busy
bellyachin' on an empty stomach, aye? Is tha' it?
*mumble mumble*
Perhaps it's best we leave, Lady Olivia... It has been
quite a while since we pushed out to sea.
But I won't be changin' me accent! Me and me mates
like talkin' this way!
*I think it would crush them to have to go back to
proper speech.*
Aw, lookit that thar. The wee lassie lookin' like she's
got some concernin' 'bout her.
Well, if yer just pretendin' t' be the guv'ner, then we
don't hafta worry 'bout ye gettin' in our way.
So let's just agree ye steer clear of us, eh, boy?
Else them pretty cheeks o' yours might be lookin'
more like fish cheeks...with gills. But they'd be cuts...
I GAVE UP ME POETRY! Quit judgin' me similes!
Yarrr... We can pick up this fight here right where
we left off!
Lassie, I be havin' no humor for ye today. I be not
holdin' back this time!
That...that laughter. And that bare, jiggling belly...
C-C-C-Cap'n...? Can it be...?
Ye ignorant deck swabber! That's the Great Pirate
Cap'n Ahab!
He's the true ruler of all the seas in Reveria!
By th' sea gods, no, Cap'n! We were jus' foolin'
around with some of our...mates here.
Aye, Cap'n Ahab!
I was administered The Ticklin' Rack once in me
Life! I dare say I don't be needin' it again.
We 'ave somethin' t' confess, lassie—er, I mean...
Lady Olivia.
From today forward, yer Olivia, the Lady Pirate!
Now the Lady Pirate turns timid! Why, she's gone as
red as a port lobster!
Yer tougher than ye be lookin'.
But a pirate be needin' t' be extra tough, like me.
What?
Me be lookin' tired, not tough?
Th' scallywags who be me crew be tirin' me out!
I can do wi'out that embarrassin' ticklin' punishment
he used to administer to troublemakers!
From today forward, th' lassie be a pirate princess!
— Tale of Lunares — 1
Yarr, you fool. Ain't no eclipse can touch us down
here. It's just a show yer watchin'.
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Butterfly just call us?!
Well, now that just hurts me feelings thar.
Har, just kidding. We wouldn't draw cutlasses on
ye anymore, even if ye be callin' us landlubbers!
It's not that. Ye see, we know we ain't landlubbers,
so it means naught, even if that's what ye call us!
Ye get me meaning, ye wee cockroach with wings?
See? That don't matter naught t'ye because ye be
not a cockroach, yar?
Aw, that's just cuz ye be an uptight air lubber.
Anyway, what can we do fer ye? We've just been
talkin' 'mongst ourselves in civilized manners, see?
These days, we pirates be as calm and clear as the
waters 'neath our hulls.
What say ye both join us in the pirate Life?
Arr! Well, it seems like some folks still have some
mellowin' out t'do.
Take these as a gift from us. Maybe this will make ye
feel a wee more at home with the idea of piratin'.
Yarr, and uh...don't be talkin' like that, either.
Good. Why, we just got into a fight not too long ago.
Nobody can change overnight, y'know!
But our fights be different to how they was before.
Aye, they be just small quibbles now.
Call it a clash of rock-headed opinions, if ye will.
Clashin' is good, though! It can help build trust.
Y'can't be no pirate without a good crew o' mates.
And now Lady Olivia has one at her disposal.
We're goin' to help Lady Olivia become a true pirate
by backin' her up till the end of the seas!
Huh? What were that shiny light round ye jus' now?
Arr, shut ye porthole, air lubber!
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Ga ha ha ha! Smell o' the sea! Nuthin' like it!
We Port Puertan pirates was once feared throughout
the seven seas as the scalliest o' scallywags!
Ain't nobody round 'ere highborn, but they's all
decent enough folk.
Ye been to Deepsea Cave on Tortuga Archipelago
yet, sharkbait? Toughen ya up, it will!
Bathroom breaks be the most important time o' day
when yer out on the seas, sharkbait. It's true!
The cap'n is a hole in my sails, I tell ya. Always tellin'
us ter wash an' all. I just need washin' by da sea!
Gettin' yer energy back is part o' the job. I'm workin'
on bein' ready when I need to do somethin'.
Sometimes I see a bit of Lady Elise in Cap'n Olivia.
Good times, good times...
An airship... Jus' thinkin' of it churns me stomach!
Lookin' down at the world from way up there...
Always pack yer essentials before settin' sail. Can't
be carryin' no regrets on deck!
Sounds like ye've been real busy, sharkbait. Can't
say I noticed. I been sleepin' a lot lately.
Looks like Reveria's gonna live ter brawl another
day. I think it's time fer a fresh start for us all...
Seein' as yer here in Port Puerto again, ye might
wanna go an' see Miss Olivia an' Master Andy.
The other day, Master Andy took me ter some place
called Origin Island. The sea was so clear!
'Ave ye taken a dip in the hot springs on Origin
Island, sharkbait? I hate baths, but dem springs...!