Teatime with Royalty
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PostmanThe Postman steps up to the plate... Everyone seems
to think the game is pretty much over, folks...PostmanBut what is this?! He pulls out a letter! He delivers it,
and it's OUTTA HERE! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! PostmanWell...it's not really "outta" anywhere. More like
perfectly placed in mailbox waiting for its recipient. YueliaHrm. I wonder what this one is all about! YueliaLet's go take a look at that letter, [Player]! YueliaQueen Ophelia! This is a pleasant surprise. GladstoneMy troublesome daughter-in-law sometimes barges
in here, pleasantly, to moan about her husband. OpheliaOh, really? You didn't seem to think my apple pie
was so troublesome. GladstoneNo, no, no, I didn't mean it like that. I was just
making a comment, you know, in jest! In pie! GladstoneAnyhow, what can I do for you two youngsters? YueliaWhat do you mean?! You sent us a letter asking us to
come and see you! OpheliaI must apologize. Our indubitable champion here has
been getting rather forgetful of late. GladstoneOh, hush. I'm not getting forgetful about anything.
I'm just going senile! OpheliaI think you'll find that's pretty much the same thing... GladstoneEnough with the jibber jabber. [Player], tell me...
what's your license situation these days? YueliaWhat do you mean "situation"? GladstoneGoodness, do I have to spell it out for you? What is
your license s-i-t-u-a-t-i-o-n? GladstoneHave you achieved the Legend rank? Have you
surpassed even that? YueliaWhat? There's a rank beyond Legend?! GladstoneIt's a mystery how you two made it even this far... YueliaSorry, but this is news to us. GladstoneThere's a rumor that floats around those who
achieved the Legend rank. GladstoneApparently it's possible to attain an even
HIGHER rank. GladstoneRarely have I seen such potential as I see before me
now, so I thought maybe you'd heard about this. OpheliaOh, Gladstone, don't make them feel bad about it... GladstoneWho's making who feel anything?! What can I do if
these two don't want to fulfill their true potential? GladstoneI mean, hey, some people are just happy to think,
"Oh, songs will be sung about me—I guess I'm done." YueliaWhat an amazing dagger! Where did it come from? GladstoneWho knows? But look at the markings. That's some
old stuff there... GladstoneI've got a sneaking suspicion it was used in the
actual forging of Reveria! GladstoneIt belongs to you now, [Player]. It is befitting
one who has met with the gods. GladstoneI suspect this world seems just a teeny bit smaller to
you now, does it not? GladstoneDon't get cocky, though! Reveria still holds a
mysterious secret or two that might interest you. YueliaSo if this dagger wasn't made in Reveria, who do
you think created it? GladstoneGood question! This dagger was found by a friend
of mine who just loves to travel. GladstoneI've put a lot of time into researching that thing, and
it's one of the few things that has me stumped! GladstoneMeanwhile, my friend has sadly departed on a
journey from which he shall not return. GladstoneThere are few things more important than friends.
I entrust you with the dagger my friend and I could
never figure out. GladstoneYou might still have one more friend waiting for you
somewhere up there in the night sky... OpheliaWell, that sounds like the opening to another cosmic
adventure! I would love to come along with you. YueliaOh, Queen Ophelia, I bet you'd love Lunares! Maybe
we'll take you along sometime! OpheliaWell, I'd feel left out if it were just Laura and Erik
who were always sneaking around with you two. OpheliaBesides, being cooped up in the castle all the time
only dulls my skills. There's more to Life than pie. GladstoneYour cooking skills have the mountain's monsters
quaking with fear! OpheliaWell, that's a relief, isn't it? OpheliaNow it's safe enough for me to do your washing and
cleaning here at the house. Is that it? GladstoneUm...your mere presence and loveliness here sets
flowers in bloom and makes birds burst into song! GladstoneEven the Black Panther and the Fanged Ape doze off
peacefully at hearing the sweet song of your voice! OpheliaWell...that's a little better. Not much, but it's very
sweet, so I'll accept that as your apology. OpheliaAnyway, [Player]... Do come and talk to me if
you'd ever like me to join your party! OpheliaYou can usually find me in the castle's Inner Garden
or in my chambers. 
