The Fledgling Paladin
The Long Arm of the Law
Captain Mustang has tasked you with a Paladin challenge! Complete the challenge to receive your license! For great justice!
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MustangWell, what do we have here? Another Paladin
hopeful, are you?
MustangVery well. The name's Mustang. Captain Mustang
of the Paladin order. The pleasure is yours.
MustangBefore we begin, a word of advice: I do not tolerate
mustache-related humor. Mark these words well.
MustangThat said, I am bound to teach any able-bodied
recruit the ways of the Paladin. Onward to valor!
MustangNow your first lesson. A Paladin's duty is to
protect Castele and maintain a state of peace.
MustangWithout any further ado, I offer you the tools of
our trade...
MustangTake with your right hand the longsword, dispenser
of glorious justice.
MustangAnd in your left, grasp firmly an oaken shield,
symbolizing a Paladin's oath to protect.
MustangWith these instruments of righteous justice, you
shall become a humble servant to peace.
MustangNever forget: protecting our fair kingdom is your
top priority as a Paladin.
MustangI see you are eager. That is good. However, you
are but a Novice.
MustangIt will serve you well to remember this fact as you
begin your journey.
But I have no doubt that through tempered
discipline, tireless resolve, and diligent training...
Mustangyou may one day rise to the very top of our
hallowed order!
MustangA fellow cadet is waiting for you outside. Her name
is Roslyn.
MustangShe will school you in the basics of being a Paladin.
I believe you will learn much from her.
MustangI do not mean to burden you with undue pressure,
but I foresee many heroic deeds in your future!★ Next Location
Castele Main Street
RoslynHail, new recruit!
RoslynMy name's Roslyn, and I'll be showing you the
ropes. Pleasure to meet you!
RoslynNow, don't be intimidated. I'm on the newer side
myself.
But I've been a Paladin for two—nearly three—days,
so I know my way around.
RoslynLet's begin with the basics. Paladin Etiquette 101,
if you will!
RoslynA noble and true Paladin always aids those in need!
RoslynNever forget, humility and modesty are important.
It's all about maintaining the proper composure.
RoslynOK, I think you're ready to meet Isobel. She's been
a Paladin longer than both of us combined!
RoslynLet's head over to the stables. I saw Isobel tending
to the Horses this morning.
RoslynJust keep an eye on your map and start walking.
It's not far from here.
RoslynDon't be nervous. I'll be right by your side. All
right, [Name 2], let's hit the road!(no English text)
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South Castele
IsobelWhat's this? A couple of lost puppies? Mind the
big, scary Horses, you silly pups!
RoslynHey! This puppy is as much a Paladin as you are,
Isobel!
RoslynAnd we're here on official Paladin business. Captain
Mustang wants you to teach this recruit some basics.
IsobelIs that right? I'm now in charge of transforming
puppies into Paladins?
IsobelVery well. I suppose a few minutes of my time could
prove invaluable to a recruit.
IsobelEspecially with how THIS one is holding that sword.
About as useful as a feather duster with that grip!
IsobelSo let's work on that, shall we? I'll teach you basic
Castelian sword technique.
IsobelNow...equip your sword!(no English text)
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South Castele
IsobelAll right, I suppose you're as ready as you'll ever
be. Let's begin!
IsobelFirst things first. Let's take that sword of yours for
a test-drive.
IsobelSee that Training Dummy? I want you to pretend it's
a monster and take a few swings at it. Go on!★ Next Location
South Castele
IsobelThat's actually...well done. There's hope for you
yet.
IsobelAs a matter of fact, you show the makings of a fine
Paladin. Given enough time to practice, of course.
IsobelDon't let this go to your head, though. Your bark is
still louder than your bite, pup.
RoslynWhoa! It took me two days to get that right! You
must be some kind of Paladin prodigy.
RoslynI'm going to have to work harder than ever to stay
ahead of you. This is just the motivation I need!
IsobelThat's the spirit! A little friendly competition never
hurt anyone.
IsobelStill, there's more to being a Paladin than just
swinging your sword fiercely.
IsobelYou'll need to learn some defensive techniques as
well. But that, I'm afraid, is not my specialty.
IsobelI believe our prodigy pup here would benefit from
meeting Porthos. Roslyn, do you know where he is?
RoslynYes...he spends a lot of time at the market,
doesn't he?
IsobelIndeed. At this—or any—time of day, Porthos can
usually be found having a snack in the market.
RoslynThank you, Isobel! We're on our way!
RoslynCome on, [Name 2]. We should try to catch
Porthos before his post-snack, pre-next-snack nap.(no English text)
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Castele Shopping District
PorthosWell, hello! Come to offer more free samples,
have you?
PorthosI must say, the appetizers have been living up to
their name so far. Mmm-hmm! Keep 'em coming!
RoslynOh! Uh, sorry, sir. We don't have any appetizers for
you. We're here on official Paladin business.
RoslynI'm Roslyn, and this is our newest Paladin. We're
actually looking for some information...
PorthosOh, Roslyn! Hello!
PorthosWon't you join me for a midpatrol snack?
RoslynPerhaps another time, sir. As I said, we're here on
official Paladin business.
RoslynIn fact, we were hoping you could offer us both
some pointers on proper defensive technique.
PorthosOh, bother. A robust midsection is a soldier's first
line of defense, and I'm afraid I can't coach that.
PorthosBut...seeing as you've come all this way, I suppose
I can throw you a scrap, as it were.
RoslynThank you so much, sir!
PorthosRight then. Do you two crumpets know how the best
Paladins start their day?
PorthosOne word: prebreakfast.
PorthosThat's right. Well-fed soldiers are the key to a
peaceful and safe Castele.
PorthosNow, don't get me wrong. Swords and shields play
a role, to be sure.
PorthosBut how can we summon up the strength to wield
them properly on an empty stomach?
PorthosSo for the good of the kingdom, dig in, soldier!
RoslynI...I think I get it, sir!
PorthosSplendid. Oh, and here's a delectable morsel of a
training tip...
You can use your shield as an oversized buffet plate!
RoslynSir? I'm not sure Captain Mustang would approve...
PorthosOh. I suppose not. Then again, I know that man's
mustache alone requires ample sustenance...
PorthosBut I digress. Let's move on to the main course,
shall we?
PorthosThat is, of course, the business of learning to
properly handle your plate—er, shield.
PorthosWhat do you think, recruits? Ready to defend
yourselves AND the kingdom of Castele?
PorthosI've got high hopes for you two. You seem to have
a healthy appetite for adventure.
PorthosI'm counting on the next generation of Paladins to
maintain a state of pizza—er, peace—in Castele.
PorthosAll right, Roslyn. I trust this has been a savory
and satisfying lesson. I'm off to predinner.
RoslynYes, sir. It certainly was...filling.
PorthosYes, yes, of course! Oh, but speaking of food, I
almost forgot...
PorthosWhile I was munching on a little postlunch, I heard
some fellows talking about a disturbance nearby.
RoslynWhat kind of disturbance, sir?
PorthosWell, funny you should ask. I haven't the foggiest!
PorthosMy attention was regretfully compromised by a
particularly scrumptious slice of cheesecake...
PorthosAnd now I've gone and ordered a little après snack.
So I won't be able to check it out at the moment.
PorthosBut you know what? You two could use the
experience. Why don't you investigate?
RoslynReally? You're giving us an assignment?
PorthosThat's right! Remember, a Paladin's duty involves
more than swinging a sword or raising a shield.
PorthosOr don't you remember the Paladin creed?
RoslynOf course, sir! "Always aid those in need."
RoslynYou heard the man, [Name 1]. Let's head out!
PorthosAh, it warms my belly to see two young recruits
so eager to prove themselves.
PorthosHead over to the Appleseed Café, and speak with
the owner. He should have the info you need.
PorthosAnd make sure you report back to Captain Mustang
when you're done.
RoslynYes, sir!
RoslynWe're off, [Name 1]!★ Next Location
Castele Shopping District
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Castele Artisan's District
Kindly ManWelcome, Paladins! Wait...who are you? And
where's Porthos?
RoslynPorthos sent us, sir. We are both official Paladins,
at your service!
Kindly ManOh, how wonderful! I'm honored to have two shiny,
new Paladins on the case.
Kindly ManSee, I've got a problem. We're famous for Apple
Juice here. I mean...we're the Appleseed Café!
Kindly ManUnfortunately, our shipment of apples has been
mysteriously delayed...and we're out of ingredients!
RoslynDelayed? But why? The weather has been fine...the
roads are clear. What could have delayed it?
Kindly ManWell...exactly. That's what makes it so mysterious.
Kindly ManAnyway, we require a special type of apple to
produce our trademark juice.
Kindly ManOrdinary apples simply won't do. These apples are
extra juicy and have a unique tangy flavor.
Kindly ManBut lately the shipments have been unreliable. And
now they've stopped completely!
Kindly ManWithout our signature product, business has dried
up. Just look. It's a ghost town in here.
RoslynThat's terrible. I'm so sorry!
Kindly ManI wasn't sure this was an appropriate job for the
Mercenaries...and they're pretty busy anyway.
Kindly ManBut then I noticed a handful of particularly shady
characters hanging around...
Kindly ManTo be honest, I wasn't sure where to turn. Until
Porthos wandered in seeking an apple tart.
RoslynWell, we're honored to be on the case, sir! Leave
everything to us.
RoslynAll right, our mission is to put the apple back in
the Appleseed Café.
RoslynI know this doesn't sound as exciting as battling
a dragon or anything...
but these kinds of jobs are just as important to
the citizens of Castele.
RoslynNow's our chance to prove ourselves as Paladins!
RoslynSo come on, [Name 3]. Let's give this case a
good shake and see what falls out.
RoslynI think our first move should be consulting with
fellow Paladins. Maybe someone knows something.
RoslynWe've got patrols stationed all over Castele. If
anyone's seen anything suspicious, it'll be them.
RoslynI say we try the front gate first. Those guys see
everyone coming and going.
RoslynLet's hurry up and ask them!★ Next Location
South Castele
PaladinGreetings! Welcome to Castele. You are free to
come and go as you please.
PaladinWait...you two are Paladins! Why am I telling you
this?
RoslynYes, sir! We're here on official Paladin business.
We've got something important to ask you!
PaladinImportant, eh? Well, you came to the right place.
This post is one of the most important in Castele.
RoslynOf course! Well, anyway, we'd just like to know if
you've seen any suspicious characters pass through.
PaladinSuspicious characters? Not on my watch.
RoslynOh. Well, it's back to square one for us, I guess...
PaladinBut, you know, I did hear talk of some trouble on
the outskirts of town.
PaladinFrom what I could gather, it sounded like a robbery.
RoslynA real robbery? Wow, that's exciting! Um, I
mean...horrible.
PaladinEr...right. Anyway, let me think back...
GaitesI'm Gaites, by the way. I was stationed at
the western gate at the time...
GaitesAnd the scuttlebutt over there was that a nearby
farm had been burglarized.
GaitesYes...it's all coming back to me now. Apparently
the farm's prized apple tree was stripped clean.
PaladinRight! That's what I heard too.
PaladinBut, uh...I thought those apples were sort of...you
know...community apples...or something.
I suppose taking ALL of them at once isn't exactly
polite.
PaladinAnyway, I'd love to go catch the thief myself, but
my duty lies here at the gate.
GaitesThat's right, partner. Gate duty is our top priority.
Captain's orders. We can't leave our post.
GaitesAnyway, it's likely the thief would target a new area
next time...like the apple tree just south of here.
PaladinWHAT?!
PaladinThey can't take THOSE apples! Those are my
favorites!
PaladinSometimes I even sneak up there for a quick bite.
Oh, those juicy, crunchy apples...
GaitesWait a second... What happened to "my duty lies
here at the gate"?
RoslynWell...anyway...I think I know what our next move
should be.
RoslynWe've got to get to those apple trees before the
thief does.
RoslynSo let's go, [Name 1]! No time to waste!
MustangHold it, you two!
GaitesCaptain Mustang, SIR!
MustangBe advised—I heard everything.
MustangNow the only question is...is it all true?
PaladinYes, it's all true! I'm an apple fiend, sir. It's really
beyond my control. I throw myself at your mercy.
MustangGet ahold of yourself, Paladin! Your apple munching
doesn't concern me...at the moment.
MustangNo, I'm more concerned about the possibility of a
thief running free through our peaceful streets.
RoslynWell, sir...it certainly appears that the rumors are
true.
RoslynIn fact, [Name 1] and I were on our way to
apprehend the culprit ourselves!
MustangIs that right?
MustangWell, your initiative is impressive. Consider it noted.
But I cannot allow you to be so reckless.
MustangThere is a fine line between bravery and buffoonery.
And I need to help you recognize it.
MustangIf there are rogues out stealing apples, you can bet
they're armed. So let me teach you a new skill.
MustangI expect exceptional results!
PaladinWhew! With all this excitement, I could really go for
an apple right about now...
GaitesAll right, you two. Sounds like you've got your work
cut out for you. The tree is just across the way.
GaitesIt's dangerous out there, so you better take this.
Don't hesitate to use it if you're in trouble.
RoslynThank you, sir!
PaladinHey, I was gonna use that!
GaitesSorry, apple boy. You've lost the right to complain
for the time being.★ Next Location
South Castele
BanditAll right, boys. The coast is clear. Let's get to
pickin' some apples.
BanditDis is an awful lotta work for a buncha apples,
if y'ask me...
BanditHey! Dese ain't just any apples, y'know!
BanditYeah, yeah, I know. Da boss wants THESE oh-so-
special apples or else...
Bandithe's gonna take a bite outta us!
BanditOur job ain't to question da job—our job is to only...
uh...do da job.
BanditSo when da boss man says apples...we go and get
him apples!
BanditHey! Less yap...more app. Er, apple. In case that
wasn't clear. Gah, just pick the apples, you fools!
BanditHey, calm down. We ain't in no hurry. Dis one is in
da bag.
BanditWho's gonna stop us? Da Paladins? Ahahaha!
BanditOh, fiddlesticks...★ Next Location
South Castele
RoslynHey, look!
RoslynAll right, let's head back to the Appleseed Café.★ Next Location
Castele Artisan District
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Kindly ManWhat's this? You recovered one of my apples?
Amazing! That's a real beauty!
Kindly ManNow I can finally get started on that special order
for the castle. What a relief!
RoslynExcuse me, sir, but did you say CASTLE?
Kindly ManYes, of course. Did I not mention it earlier?
Kindly ManThe princess is a big fan of our juice. She orders
a large batch every so often.
RoslynI see. And by "the princess," you mean Princess
Laura, right?
Kindly ManWell, of course! Who else?
Kindly ManI can't wait to deliver this new batch of juice. She'll
be so excited!
Kindly ManAnd it's all thanks to your efforts, my brave young
Paladins. Surely your commander will be pleased.
RoslynYes, sir. Surely! I think.
Kindly ManWell, I won't let you walk away empty handed at
least. Here's something for your trouble.
Kindly ManPlease give your captain my regards, and be sure
to praise yourselves highly!
RoslynWe...uh...we'll be sure to give him a full report.
Glad to be of service!★ Next Location
Paladin's Hold
MustangHo, Paladins! Welcome back.
MustangIt seems you two have had a rather exciting first
assignment.
MustangYou've done a fine job. And I don't say that lightly.
I've even heard kind words from the castle.
MustangDon't let this go to your heads, but you have a
bright future in our order.
RoslynThank you, sir! Um, just to be perfectly clear...by
"castle," you mean Castele Castle?
MustangBut of course! Do you know of another castle?
Princess Laura herself mentioned you by name.
MustangIn fact, she told me to pass along a gift of untold
value to the both of you...
MustangHer utmost gratitude!
RoslynOh! Well...uh...all in a day's work, I suppose.
*SQUEEEEEEEE!*
RoslynCan you believe it, [Name 2]?! The princess
thanked US. I...I can barely breathe!
MustangYes, yes, very well. Let's move on to the formal
assessment, shall we?
MustangFine work, soldiers! I am pleased to officially
welcome you to our ranks.
MustangNow, don't think this means you can rest on your
laurels. I expect you to continue training diligently!
MustangMay your early promise lead to future heroics.
Dismissed!
RoslynGreat job, [Name 2]! I think we make a pretty
good team.(no English text)
★ Next Location
West Castele
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PaladinUhhh...ERK! I'm awake, I'm awake! What did I miss?
RoslynOh boy...
RoslynLet's try talking to someone else, [Player].★ Next Location
East Castele
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PaladinYou know...I did see some guys carting off a bunch
of apples. I guess that IS kinda suspicious!
RoslynOh, really?
RoslynWell, that's promising, but we still need more info.
Let's try talking to someone else, [Player].★ Next Location
East Castele
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IsobelBack for a refresher course already, are you?
IsobelWell, I can spare a few minutes. If we're to have
puppies on patrol, they'd best know how to bite.
IsobelLet's go over basic Castelian sword technique one
more time. En garde!★ Next Location
East Castele
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Who knows?
[Player] joined your party!
[Player] left your party.
PaladinSuspicious people? Haven't seen any. Unless you
think the nobles are suspicious. Which...I kinda do.
PaladinYou caught the bad guys? No fair! Why'd you get a
fun job while I'm stuck here guarding royalty? Boo!
PaladinWhat's that? Suspected robbers? In MY area?
Uh...yes...I'm totally prepared for this.
Let me just check my notes. Hmm. Yes. Yes, very
interesting. Ah.
Er...I can't keep up this charade. I know nothing.
Sorry, you two. Good luck, though!
PaladinOh, you caught the robbers? That's great! Now I
can REALLY relax.
Uh...don't tell Captain Mustang.
PaladinSorry, but this part of town has been as quiet as a
sleeping kitten. I haven't seen anything.
PaladinYou caught the apple thieves? Well, wake up the
kitty 'cause the cat's ready to party. Hooray!
Sorry. I...I like cat analogies.
PaladinSuspicious people, eh? Thieves? Brigands?
Rogues? Scoundrels? Ne'er-do-wells?
Nope, haven't seen any.
PaladinNothing suspicious to report. Although...the lack of
suspicious activity is...kinda suspicious.
PaladinJust the regular old hustle and bustle around here...
PaladinYou caught the thieves? Well, that'll be a nice
feather in Captain Mustang's mustache!
Please don't tell him I said that.
PaladinHave I seen the thieves? Do I look like I have? Is that
a rhetorical question? Do I always talk like this?
PaladinGreat job nabbing those thieves in the act. Now
run along and report to the captain!
TadHey there, fellow do-gooder! The name's Tad.
I'm new myself, but I do have one piece of advice.
Check in with Captain Mustang early and often! The
man is more than a novelty oversized mustache!
TadAll right, good stuff. Now you should go meet your
partner. She's waiting outside.
TadWhy not introduce yourself to the others?
TadHmm. I haven't seen anyone suspicious around
here, unless you count Ignatius. Ha!
TadI can't believe you caught the apple thieves! I just
can't believe it! I mean...I knew you could do it.
IgnatiusUh, I'm not the captain. For one thing, I don't even
HAVE a mustache.
IgnatiusGo on. The sooner you meet everyone, the sooner
you'll be out slicing up monsters with a sword!
IgnatiusNo, no, I'm Ignatius. You can tell by my...uh...hmm.
I guess you can't tell. We all look alike!
IgnatiusSorry. I haven't seen anyone suspicious.
I rarely leave the captain's side...and I don't think a
thief would come within a mile of that mustache!
IgnatiusWow, you caught the thieves all by yourself?
I'm impressed!
IsobelHorses are such noble creatures...this confused
little mare notwithstanding.
IsobelHave you equipped your sword?
IsobelPorthos can generally be found in the marketplace.
Just listen for the slurping.
IsobelOh...one last thing, and then I'll stop dispensing
pearls of wisdom.
The guards at the southern gate see everyone
coming and going.
You might do well to make their station one of your
first stops. Good luck out there.
IsobelWell, well! Good on you for cracking the case.
And you're welcome, by the way, for the training I
provided.
What are you waiting for? Go talk to Mustang and
reap your rewards. Congrats!
PorthosYou'll find the café over in the Artisan District.
Have an éclair while you're investigating!
PorthosSo THAT'S why the selection at the café was so
limited. The owner is completely out of apples!
The Apple Juice he produces is simply exquisite.
It'd be a pity if he never made any again.
PorthosHey, great work catching the apple thieves! I'm sure
the owner of the Appleseed is grateful.
Speaking of the café...it's been a long time since I've
tasted that juice...
MustangWell, what are you waiting for? A fellow recruit by
the name of Roslyn is waiting for you outside.
MustangAt this point it would be prudent for you to
introduce yourself to the other recruits.
MustangHail, recruit! Apprehending those fiends was a
challenge well met, but I'm afraid you're not finished.
Return to the Appleseed Café posthaste. Duty calls!
RoslynNeed help equipping your sword? Just go into
Menu and tap Gear. Then tap the sword icon. Easy!
RoslynThere you go! All right, now let's go learn how to
actually use that thing.
Inn MasterSorry, but I'm afraid we are currently a bit low on
inventory. I do apologize for the inconvenience.
Inn MasterThank you so much for taking on my case. Good
luck out there!
Inn MasterPlease give my regards to Captain Mustang!
PaladinHo, recruit! Anything to report?
Yeah, me either. Carry on!
PaladinHey, I heard you caught the bad guys! Way to go!
Still nothing out of the ordinary to report here.
*sigh*
PaladinHo, Paladins! The name's Gaites. Have we met
before?
Never mind. I just thought you should know that I
saw some shady characters in the vicinity.
I believe they were casing a nearby apple tree. Take
the utmost care if you decide to investigate!
PaladinWait. You two apprehended the culprits all by
yourselves?
I have to admit I'm jealous. Send some of the action
my way next time, won't you?
Paladin*...zzz...* Huh... Ahoy! Wind is steady and the decks
are swabbed. Set a course for Cheesecake Island!
Why, yes, I would fancy a foot rub. Attack! *...zzz...*
*...zzz...* *...zzz...*
Paladin*...zzz...* Huh? Aww, come on, Mom. Let me sleep
another 15 minutes...
PaladinThank goodness there was a major crime to distract
the captain from my little apple addiction...
PaladinYou...you saved my favorite apples? Oh, thank you!
Of course, all this talk about apples has got me
feeling a bit hungry. I could really go for one...
Please tell me Captain Mustang isn't standing right
behind me again...You can skip the introductory quest and just
rank up to Fledgling if you want.
Continue with the quest?
[Choice: Yes / No]
MustangSoldier...are you certain?
MustangYou wish to obtain your Paladin License without
further training?
MustangI am, of course, required to allow you to make this
decision...but it is not one I recommend.
MustangAs it currently stands, my mustache is fitter to
perform the duties of a Paladin than you are.
MustangAnd yet you decline the opportunity to learn from it.
I will ask one more time: Are you certain?
[Choice: Yes / No]
MustangSo be it.
MustangI am bound to respect your wishes. If nothing else,
you have proven to be determined.
MustangAnd rushing into battle completely unprepared
indicates a...certain type...of bravery.
MustangVery well. I shall move forward in presenting you
with your Paladin License, as is my duty.
MustangHowever, there is nothing in the rule book preventing
me from giving you a piece of my mind first!
MustangIndeed. I may simply stand here and filibuster until
I bend your will to my command.
MustangOh ho! I'd chatter until my mustache falls clean off
my face if I thought it would make a difference.
MustangBut...consider yourself lucky. I won't.
MustangRather, I will offer only three pearls of Paladin
wisdom.
MustangFirst! A blade is not merely a weapon, but the very
hand of justice!
MustangSecond! A shield is more than a sheet of metal. It's
your duty to protect, taken physical form!
MustangThird! A Paladin is the very harbinger of justice.
Where we go, peace follows.
MustangFourth! With tempered wisdom and tireless resolve...
MustangWhat? Did I say THREE?
MustangRight. Well, I suppose I'll spare you pearls 4
through 36.
MustangWithout further ado, I now bestow upon you the
title of Fledgling.
MustangYou are now...technically...a Paladin.
MustangI will inform the others in our order posthaste.
MustangAnd, not to worry, I shall make certain they treat
you as they would any other Paladin.
MustangStill, it would be wise to go about introducing
yourself to the others as soon as possible.
MustangDo remember to report back to me periodically
with any notable achievements.
MustangAfter all, each achievement is a step forward—not
only for us, but for all of Reveria!
MustangDespite my stern lectures, I wish you nothing but
success.

