The Wild Blue Yonder!
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StaffWelcome to Air Reveria Blimp Express! How can
I help you today?ButterflyDo you have a special fare for butterflies? StaffI can check. But you have to register before you can
purchase a ticket with us. StaffPlease wait just a moment... StaffAh! It seems you have indeed registered. And I'm
sorry, but there is no discount for butterflies. StaffYou are [Player], is that correct? ButterflyWhen did you register here, [Player]?
I don't remember you doing it... ???Ah, yes. That would be my doing. MinisterThis blimp service provides fast travel between
Castele and Port Puerto. MinisterWith all of the work you've put in, I thought you
might enjoy a little convenience in your Life. ButterflyWow! That's so kind, Minister. Thank you. MinisterWell, I must admit that at first I was completely
opposed to making you two envoys of Castele. MinisterBut the princess insisted. She can be rather...direct
at times. MinisterI ask your forgiveness for my error in judgment. Use
this service freely as a token of my thanks. StaffSo how would you like to take care of the fare? Butterfly*We're with the Minister here, y'know.* MinisterI got you on. I didn't say I'd pay for you. MinisterThere are no free rides in Castele, Butterfly. That's
not the type of Life example we wish to set. StaffIt's 100 Dosh per person. ButterflyHA! You said per person. So we can both go for
100 Dosh, seeing as I am clearly not a person. StaffWell...I suppose we can allow a butterfly to fly for
free. Just keep it on the down low, please. ButterflyOh, I'll be very discreet. No one will even notice
I'm around. StaffSomehow, I doubt that. StaffA talking butterfly is bound to draw attention. StaffSo maybe just for the flight, you could...not talk? MinisterEnjoy the ride. And give the whole not-talking thing
a chance. You just might find silence suits you. ButterflyHA! Just kidding. Thank you again, Minister! MinisterDo mention this gesture to the princess. MinisterBut don't mention the part about me not getting you
a free ride. MinisterBut do mention that I gave you this! MinisterSo that's two things to mention and one to not.
Thank you. 
