Port Puerto Palace Way
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StallholderYe be looking to sail the seas, be ya? Yargh!
My boat here'll take ye to the Beach District!
But she's laid up right now like a gull with a
fishbone stuck in its throat!
In other words...come back later, yargh?StallholderMy boat here be leaky and full o' wood rot,
but she's still the finest ship to sail these seas!
And she'll take ye straight to the Beach District!
What do ye say? Want a ride?Stallholder♪ Ol' Man Seagull, that's what they calls me...
A true old salty sea dog, that's what I be...
Ahoy there,StallholderHaul anchor! Raise the sails! Mark number two!
If ye be feelin' seasick, kindly lean over the side.Stallholder♪ Ol' Man Seagull, king o' the sea! That be me!Estate AgentLooking for a holiday home, are you? Yes, I can
tell just by looking that you're visiting from Castele.
Which means, unfortunately, that you can't buy
any property here.
That privilege is reserved for citizens of Port Puerto.
But if you were a VIP, it'd be a different story!Estate AgentWell, well. My favorite patron. I trust the luxurious
villa suits you well?Estate AgentAh, yes! Luciano told me all about you. You're
interested in the lovingly maintained villa, yes?
[Choice: $$Where do I sign?! / No way!]Estate AgentGreat! That was easy. So with commission, fees,
title, insurance, and taxes, it'll be...[Player] Dosh!
[Choice: It's a deal / $$I'm not into fees]Estate AgentI can tell you're a bit skittish. Why don't you take a
tour of the place before making any decisions?
Just head on inside!Estate AgentCongratulations! You're the proud owner of a cozy,
timeless villa ideal for a residence or for entertaining!You purchased the Port Puerto Holiday Home!
Estate AgentYou're going to love it. And if you don't, I'm sure
you'll grow into it. Get a houseplant or something...Estate AgentI see, I see. Well, not everyone has the courage to
pull the trigger on such a large purchase.
Tell you what, why don't you go ahead and just
take a look at it and see what you think.Estate AgentLook, I'm not one to just turn away a customer
who's willing to drop a bit of Dosh, but...
I can't sell homes to anyone during a Multiplayer
session. Rules and regulations and whatnot.Spend relaxing days and nights in a luxury
oceanfront property.
This Port Puerto Holiday Home is now available!
See the Estate Agent just down the stairs for details.
View this property?
[Choice: $$I'll take a look! / Nah...]
Traveling Plushling MerchantYou look like an animal person. Fancy a pet?
Your pet's name may be visible to others if you
play in Multiplayer.
[Choice: Yes! / No, I'm good]Traveling Plushling MerchantWhat can I do for you?
[Choice: Pet, please! / Return a pet / Never mind]Traveling Plushling MerchantYou've got a lot of Bliss, haven't you? That means
you're happy enough to care for up to three pets.Traveling Plushling MerchantYou've got a good amount of Bliss, haven't you?
You're happy enough to care for up to two pets.Traveling Plushling MerchantYou've got a fair amount of Bliss, haven't you?
You're happy enough to care for one pet.Traveling Plushling MerchantYou don't have enough Bliss to take care of a pet.
I only sell pets to happy folks!
If you come back when you have a bit more Bliss,
we'll see what we can do for you.Traveling Plushling MerchantI believe you already have a pet or two at home.
You need MORE than that?
How about you focus on your current pet situation
before adding to the menagerie, eh?Traveling Plushling MerchantI've got doggies, kitties, and birdies.
Which one do you want?
[Choice: A dog! / A cat! / A bird! / Never mind]Traveling Plushling MerchantA doggie it is! Which color would you prefer?
[Choice: Cream / Pink / Blue / Never mind]Traveling Plushling MerchantA kitty it is! Which color would you prefer?
[Choice: Cream / Pink / Blue stripy / Never mind]Traveling Plushling MerchantGotcha. Come back if you change your mind!Traveling Plushling Merchant[Player] it is, then?
[Choice: Perfect! / $$That's not it...]Traveling Plushling MerchantNow it's time to name your new pet. This name may
be visible to others in Multiplayer.Traveling Plushling MerchantChoosing a living thing is a big responsibility, right?Traveling Plushling Merchant[Player], is it?
[Choice: Yes / No, wait!]Traveling Plushling MerchantThat name suits your pet perfectly. I mean it!Traveling Plushling MerchantI'll have your new pet delivered straight to your
room. Enjoy!Traveling Plushling MerchantChoose a name for your pet. This may be visible to
others in Multiplayer.Traveling Plushling MerchantHave you changed your mind?Traveling Plushling MerchantOh dear! Don't say things like that in front
of your pet. They have EARS, you know.
Come back later when you're alone. Then we'll talk!Traveling Plushling MerchantYou're sure you want to do this? You're supposed
to be responsible for your pets!
You can't just dump them when the going gets
tough. But...you don't care about that, do you?
It doesn't seem like I can convince you otherwise.
Which pet do you want to return?Traveling Plushling MerchantYou want to return [Player], correct?
[Choice: Yes / ((No, a different pet / Never mind]Traveling Plushling MerchantI'll take [Player] off your hands, then.
I hope [Player] doesn't miss you too
much. Sometimes they cry when they're deserted...Traveling Plushling MerchantGood. Take some time to consider the consequences
of returning a pet. Once you return it, it's gone!Traveling Plushling MerchantIf you're trying to make a joke, it's not a very funny
one. Taking care of pets is no laughing matter!Traveling Plushling MerchantThat's too bad! These animals all deserve a loving
home. If you change your mind, I'll be right here.Traveling Plushling MerchantYou look like an animal person. Fancy a pet?
Oh, I didn't realize you were adventuring with
someone else. Come back when you're alone!Traveling Plushling MerchantA birdie it is! Which color would you prefer?
[Choice: Red / Blue / Orange / Never mind]Traveling Plushling MerchantWould you like a kitty or a doggie?
[Choice: Dog! / Cat! / Never mind]PaladinGood day to you! The palace is just up ahead.
Our governor will be happy to see you.
We don't require folks to wear bow ties or
anything fancy, unlike some OTHER rulers I know...PaladinGood evening to you! The palace is just up ahead.
However, I'm afraid the governor isn't there at
the moment.PaladinYou're a traveler, are you? I hope you're finding
Port Puerto to your liking!
The palace is just up ahead, but our governor isn't
in at the moment. Come back another time, will you?PaladinGood day to you!
Folks around here call me the good-day guard,
'cause that's all I ever say.
I mean, that's not ALL I ever say. I talk about lots
of stuff! Important stuff!
Like, did you know there's a little old man with
a boat over on the west side of Palace Way?
That guy is the best! He'll give you a lift across
town, and he won't accept a single Dosh.Paladin*yawn* Man, am I sleepy. Next time I get a break,
I'm gonna go take a nap.
Yup, dreamworld's my favorite place to go. In my
dreams, I'm actually a Plushling!PaladinGood day to you!
Folks around here call me the good-day guard,
'cause that's all I ever say.
I mean, that's not ALL I ever say. I talk about lots
of stuff! Like, how the palace is currently off limits.
Sorry to have to tell you that. But I'll make it up
to you with a little road-tripping advice!
Go ahead and shell out the Dosh to stay in an inn.
What you lose in Dosh, you'll make up in Bliss.GibbsHey there! The name's Gibbs, and don't you
forget it. I'm the mail carrier here in Port Puerto!
And I'll tell you what—I'm always on the move.
Got a letter needs to be there yesterday? DONE.
In this biz, you've got to move like lightning.
Like the mail carrier over in Castele...
That guy'll deliver your letter so fast your head'll
spin! And he never loses a package, either.
Yup, he's my real inspiration. Got a photo of him
in my wallet and everything.GibbsHey there! The name's Gibbs, and don't you
forget it. I'm the mail carrier here in Port Puerto.
Matter of fact, I can throw a letter straight through
the slot of a mailbox from 50 feet away. BAM!ShopkeeperThis here is the Post Office, or as we call it
here in Port Puerto, the Post Office.
Hmm... I suppose that's what everyone in
Reveria calls it, huh? I thought we were special...Rrrreow!
(Hand over some fish, and no one gets hurt!)
AnglerThanks for visiting the Anglers' Association.
This is a place where Anglers from all over Reveria
come to meet up for all sorts of fish talk.
If your idea of a good time is relaxing by the water
waiting for a bite, then you're in great company!LadyEnjoying your time in Port Puerto, are you?
Of course you are! This is the finest island in Reveria.
Legend has it, a group of wealthy nobles created
this island by piling up a mound of Dosh in the sea.
I, myself, happen to be a descendant of those very
nobles. And I too have Dosh to spare!LadyIf you fancy needlework, visit Madam Purl's house.
Though she's probably working in Castele now...
But her strapping young apprentice keeps an eye on
the place for her. And I keep an eye on him! Reeow!
*ahem* Just look for the needle-and-thread icon
on the map to find Madam Purl's house.
And don't tell her apprentice I "reeowed" about him,
darling. That sort of thing could ruin my reputation!PaladinGreetings to you from Port Puerto's elite guard.
Charming windmill, don't you think?
It takes the refreshing water from the town's
aqueducts and pumps it to all the houses.PaladinGreetings to you from Port Puerto's elite guard!
Did you know that our leader, Santos, was
originally a Mercenary?
He keeps pretty quiet about those days. Maybe you
should become a Mercenary and ask him about it!GirlBumbles is just like a big, fluffy, stuffed toy.
I want to hug him till he bursts at the seams!BoyBumbles told me he could perform magic, but that
was just a big, fat Bumbles LIE!Woof woof! Woof?
(It's a toy that walks! That's kind of creepy, right?)
*whimper*
(Food, pleeeeease!)
Young ManLovely evening for a stroll, isn't it? My trusty
hound here enjoys a little fresh air before bed.WomanThere's a shipwreck on Tortuga Archipelago
that's supposed to be filled with hidden treasure!
But no one ever goes looking for the treasure,
because the place is lousy with zombies.
You heard me right. ZOMBIES. The kind that's
all nom-nom with the brains and stuff. *shudder*Old WomanI like to stand here and sniff the air. *sniff*
Smells good, right? It's coming from this shop!LilacI'm a bit busy reading this lady's palm right now.
That's the best way to tell someone's fortune!LilacI came here from Al Maajik, but I was enchanted
by the sea. Now you couldn't drag me away!ShopkeeperI need new clothes, but who can afford that? Maybe
I should become a Tailor and make my OWN outfits!PlushlingA Plushie hello to you! Step into Snoot's Emporium
for the shopping experience of a Lifetime!PlushlingAhh! I love it when the evening breeze ruffles
my fur...WomanMy husband and I spent our youth traveling all
around the world. Oh, to be young like that again!ManI proposed to my wife right here in front of this
windmill. Ah, the memories. So many months ago!- Why walk? Take the ferry! -
- Destination: Port Puerto Beach District -
It's standing in water. Don't the letters get wet?
Snoot's Emporium, the finest store in Port Puerto!
If you have to part with your Dosh, best do it here!
Snoot's Emporium, the finest store in Reveria!
If you have to part with your Dosh, best do it here!
This windmill pumps water from underground.
By the way, your feet are now wet and cold.
This windmill pumps water from underground.
By the way, your feet are now wet and cold.
HoneyYap yap yap yap! Yap! Yaaaaap!
(I wanna go hunting today! Hunting! Todaaaaaay!)Honey*whine* Aroo? Arooooo!
(We're not going hunting today? Boooooring!)ShopkeeperI wish I could sew my own clothes, but I'm an
absolute disaster with needle and thread.
I suppose I could pay someone to make stylish
outfits for me, but I haven't got any spare Dosh.
I should arrange some sort of trade with a Tailor!
I must have something of value lying around here...