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The Fledgling Woodcutter

Legendary Lumber, Jack!

Heyho has tasked you with a Woodcutter challenge! Complete the challenge to receive your license! Tiiimberrr!

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HeyhoHuh? Who are you? Another Woodcutter wannabe?
HeyhoWell, I'd say you've come to the right place...but that wouldn't be entirely accurate.
HeyhoStick around long enough and you'll see what I mean.
HeyhoAnyway, it's true that our services are in high demand here in Reveria.
HeyhoFrom Barrels to bows, you can't build much without quality timber.
HeyhoTruth be told, the kingdom could use another GREAT Woodcutter, because I sure ain't cuttin' it.
HeyhoWhy? Well...it really boils down to one thing.
HeyhoI'm pretty much the worst Woodcutter in the world. That's why.
HeyhoMaybe I shouldn't have told you that. I suppose it's not exactly confidence inspiring.
HeyhoLet me make it up to you. Take this. It should help you get started.
HeyhoAnd I can do you one better. Go talk to a guy named Forrest out in the eastern woods.
HeyhoHe's the teacher you deserve...and kind of the unofficial Woodcutter Master right now.
★ Next Location East Castele
MonikaOh, hey! Are you the aspiring Woodcutter we heard about?
MonikaGreat! All right, take it away, Forrest!
ForrestAch, here goes!
Forrest♪ Grab yer axe and get tae choppin'... The forest calls, ye best be hoppin'!
Forrest♪ It's logs an' timber all day long... So swing that axe an' sing along!
Forrest*cough* Ach, I wasnae warmed up. Let's give her another go...
Forrest♪ Yer axe rings out so sweet and true... The birdies stop their song fer you!
Forrest♪ When lunchtime comes, we take a break... It's time tae eat a pound o' Steak!
ForrestThat's just a wee ditty I sing myself tae pass the time.
ForrestSee, cuttin's a mite easier when ye got some rhythm, aye, mate?
ForrestAnyhoo, that'll fix ye fer learnin'. Off ye go.
MonikaForrest! I...I don't think that's going to cut it...so to speak.
MonikaYou have to actually TEACH people how to cut the wood, remember? Not just sing about it?
MonikaSometimes I wish I'd chosen another discipline. The other Masters actually instruct their pupils.
MonikaHow is it you have so much energy to cut trees and so little to devote to anything else?
ForrestAch, lassie! I get it. Ye dinnae need ta lecture nae further.
ForrestTae be honest, ah'm no Master Woodcutter.
MonikaOh! I didn't mean that...
MonikaAnd look, we've been ignoring this poor Novice. Sorry!
MonikaMy dad sent you here to speak with Forrest, right?
MonikaGood! Well, it's nice to meet you, [Name 1].
MonikaAs you might have gathered, this is Forrest, one of the most talented Woodcutters in Reveria.
MonikaAnd I'm Monika, a Novice Woodcutter.
MonikaI help Forrest out with various tasks, and he's teaching me the trade. Kind of.
Forrest♪ The Novice 'Cutter is soft and weak... One couldnae chop through a hankychief!
Forrest♪ But when yer arms grow strong as wood... That's when ye earn yer livelihood!
MonikaCome on, Forrest! Now's not the time.
MonikaI think [Name 1] would really like to learn how to swing an axe today.
ForrestAye, ye have a point, lassie. Very well, [Name 1]. Let's get tae swingin', shall we?
ForrestFirst, get ahold of yer axe real comfy like.
ForrestAye, that's a dead pure grip. Now ye just need tae learn the swingin' piece.
ForrestI'll show ye how it's done. Ye dinnae need tae press any buttons just yet.
ForrestAn' look a' that. Choppy, choppy, there ye go.
MonikaWell! Look who can teach up a storm when he wants to.
Forrest'Twas nuthin'. I am no' truly a teacher. Young [Name 1] here is a wee prodigy.
ForrestAll righty, young [Name 1]. Ah've got a challenge fer ya.
ForrestThis here forest is right burstin' with juicy Oak Trees.
ForrestAn' whit I want ye tae do is cut 'em straight down an' bring me the Oak Logs, ye unnerstan'?
ForrestIf ye run outta trees tae cut, come an' let me know. I'll run ye on another erran'.
MonikaGood luck, [Name 1]. I've got some errands, so I'll catch up with you later.
ForrestPoor lassie. She's Heyho's daughter, so she's got the Woodcuttin' blood, but she's a mite feeble.
ForrestBut she insists on helpin' me 'round here with the woodcuttin' chores, so I cannae say no.
ForrestI suspect she feels badly 'bout her pa steppin' down.
ForrestAch, enough about that.
ForrestIt's time ye went oot and started choppin'!
★ Next Location East Castele
ForrestAye, that's a dead pure grip. Now ye just need tae learn the swingin' piece.
ForrestI'll show ye how it's done. Ye dinnae need tae press any buttons just yet.
ForrestAn' look a' that. Choppy, choppy, there ye go.
MonikaWell! Look who can teach up a storm when he wants to.
ForrestTwas nuthin'. I am no' truly a teacher. Young [Name 1] here is a wee prodigy.
ForrestAll righty, young [Name 1]. Ah've got a challenge fer ya.
ForrestThis here forest is right burstin' with juicy Oak Trees.
ForrestAn' whit I want ye tae do is cut 'em straight down an' bring me the Oak Logs, ye unnerstan'?
ForrestIf ye run outta trees tae cut, come an' let me know. I'll run ye on another erran'.
MonikaGood luck, [Name 1]. I've got some errands, so I'll catch up with you later.
ForrestPoor lassie. She's Heyho's daughter, so she's got the Woodcuttin' blood, but she's a mite feeble.
ForrestBut she insists on helpin' me 'round here whit all me chores, so I cannae say no.
ForrestI suspect she feels badly 'bout her pa steppin' down.
ForrestAch, enough about that.
ForrestIt's time ye went oot and started choppin'!
★ Next Location East Castele
MonikaHey, check it out, [Player]. Oak Trees!
MonikaI mean...sorry. It might have been more fun for you to discover them on your own.
MonikaI'm just trying to be helpful. I know I try a little too hard sometimes.
MonikaSo I'll just stand back and let you do your thing. Good luck!
MonikaOh, one more thing: be sure to have your axe equipped before you start!
MonikaAnd one last tiny, TINY thing. If you're low on SP, just drink some Apple Juice!
★ Next Location East Castele
MonikaYou did it, [Player]! Nice work!
MonikaSorry. Did I sound too much like your instructor? Maybe I should go into teaching...
MonikaWell, anyway, you did a great job. Let's go check in with Forrest and tell him about it.
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★ Next Location East Castele
Forrest♪ A well-placed swing an' down she goes... T'ree cheers for [Player], woodcuttin' pro!
ForrestCrivvens, that was a pure crackin' swing if I've e'er heard one!
ForrestAn' now ye got a heap o' logs all tae yerself. With the blessin' o' the forest spirits, that is.
MonikaYeah...so Forrest sometimes talks about "forest spirits." We're not sure what he means.
MonikaI mean, nobody I know has ever seen one.
ForrestAch, ye know not of what ye speak. The spirits only talk tae friends o' the forest.
MonikaWhat?! Are you saying I'm not a friend of the forest?
ForrestNaw, it's just that ye and [Player] are still young'uns. Be patient, lassie.
ForrestI'm a friend tae the spirits, an' even I've never laid eyes on the Forest Lady. She's the real forest boss.
ForrestFunny, that. The more I learn o' the forest, the more I find I'm still a wee student meself.
MonikaOh yes, well, of course the Forest Lady is real. But only the Forest Protector can summon her, right?
ForrestI cannae say fer sure how tae summon her.
ForrestBut enough yakkin'. [Player] here has got heaps o' stuff tae do.
ForrestLike make
ForrestNo time fer slumber till ye've cashed in some lumber. Ha! Words tae live by.
ForrestNow, dinnae worry about hagglin' er nothin'. An' anyway, Monika'll help ye out some.
ForrestOff ye go. Get tae sellin'.
MonikaOK, [Player], let's go!
MonikaThere's a timber merchant in the Artisan District. Let's see what kinds of prices he's offering.
★ Next Location Castele Artisan District
Inn MasterOh, hello, Monika! I didn't get a chance to thank you for your help earlier.
MonikaAw, it was nothing. Don't mention it.
MonikaAnyway, I've come to introduce you to our newest Novice Woodcutter. Say hello to [Name 1]!
Inn MasterHey there, kid. I'm looking forward to doing business with you.
Inn MasterHeyho is your Master, right? Monika's father?
MonikaWell, technically...but it's Forrest who's really doing the teaching.
Inn MasterIs that so? Well, he's a genius with his axe, that's for sure.
Inn MasterAnd it looks like he's got you off to a good start! Those are fresh Oak Logs I smell, aren't they?
MonikaYep, you're right, as always. These fell to [Name 1]. Not bad for a first assignment!
MonikaWe've got three of them for you today, straight from the woods.
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Inn MasterWell, they look great. Stout and cleanly cut, just like I like 'em. These will be easy to work with.
Inn MasterHere's what I can offer you for 'em.
MonikaGreat. Thanks!
MonikaWell, how does it feel to make your first sale as an official Woodcutter, [Name 1]?
Inn MasterHey, look who's here!
Inn MasterIt's Forrest! Rare to see him outside the woods.
Inn MasterI wonder what he's doing here. Maybe he's got some business with the Carpenters.
MonikaHey, let's go tell him how the sale went. He'll probably sing you a song...
MonikaWe're off! Thanks again, and see you later.
Inn MasterAlways a pleasure. Come again!
Inn MasterI look forward to buying more logs felled by your axe, [Name 1]!
MonikaC'mon. I'll show you where the carpentry workshop is.
★ Next Location Royal Castele Workshop
ForrestAch, I'd love tae help ye, but I cannae do it.
MinisterPlease, there's got to be a way!
MonikaHe's talking to someone from the castle. Maybe we shouldn't interrupt.
ForrestI'm tellin' ye, ye cannae just walk doon the forest path an' find an Elder Log.
ForrestThey're rarer than snowflakes in summer, mate. Could take years tae find one.
MinisterBut...you're our only hope. And the Carpenters assure me there is no substitute.
ForrestAye, that's true. Top-class materials make for top-class furniture, no doubt.
MinisterAlas, we have not found a single merchant with any in stock.
ForrestAn' ye never will. Logs like that don't exactly...grow on trees. Er...ye get my meanin'.
MinisterYes, of course. That's precisely why we've turned to you!
MinisterYou're known as the finest Woodcutter in Reveria. Surely YOU can track down a single Elder Log!
ForrestLook, mate. If I could do it fer ye, I would. I'd run out tae the forest straightaway.
ForrestBut I am no' the Forest Protector. An' he's the only one who knows how tae find 'em.
MinisterPlease, Mr. Forrest, on behalf of Castele Castle, I beg you!
ForrestPal, have ye had yer hearin' checked lately?
MonikaMaybe we should go rescue Forrest from this conversation...
★ Next Location Royal Castele Workshop
ForrestMonika! [Name 1]! I'm pleased tae see ye both at this particular moment. How'd it go?
MonikaPerfectly well. We got a good price for the logs.
MonikaBut what's all this about you getting an Elder Log? That's a crazy request!
ForrestAye, yer not wrong. I'd love tae help him oot, but the man dinnae know what he's askin'.
MonikaRight! Isn't finding a log like that simply a matter of luck?
MonikaMy dad told me that some Woodcutters go their whole careers without finding a single one.
MonikaThe odds of finding one randomly are like...one in a million!
ForrestMath isnae my strong point, lassie, but I reckon that's about right.
ForrestNow, if ye could have a wee chat with the Forest Lady, ye might have better luck...
ForrestBut she's not knoon fer hangin' around these parts. [Name 1] is as likely tae meet her as anyone.
ForrestWhich is tae say...not very. N'fact, only one fella I know has ever met her. Er...I shouldnae said that...
MonikaIt's my dad, isn't it?
ForrestYer old man was once knoon as the Forest Protector. Course, times have changed a wee bit...
MonikaBut now Dad is...well...
MonikaHe's certainly not cutting much wood, that's for sure.
ForrestAye. I dinnae want tae worry ye, but...
ForrestHeyho spends most evenings cuttin' down pints o' Barley Juice at the Crown.
ForrestAn' without him, findin' an Elder Log anytime soon seems a wee stretch, if ye ask me.
ForrestBut ye should seek him oot just the same. If anyone can find an Elder Log, it's him.
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★ Next Location The Crown
HeyhoWhy is your voice so familiar? Did we meet recently?
HeyhoOh, yes, of course. It's you. Uh...
HeyhoSorry. I forgot your name.
HeyhoAnyway, if you're here to ask me anything about woodcutting, I must refer you back to Forrest.
★ Next location The Crown
HeyhoYou've already felled three Oak Trees?
HeyhoAnd sold them? Well, I'd say Forrest is doing a fine job with your training.
HeyhoI still remember the first Dosh I earned as a Woodcutter.
HeyhoIt seems like it was just yesterday...
★ Next Location The Crown
HeyhoWhat?! They want an Elder Log?
HeyhoGah! It's like they haven't learned anything. That's a fool's errand!
HeyhoLook, it's basically impossible.
HeyhoEspecially for a Novice like yourself.
HeyhoAnd yet...you don't even seem discouraged. What's the opposite of that feeling? Hopeful?
HeyhoYes, hopeful! That's it. It's been so long since I've felt that way. I'm almost inspired.
HeyhoYou actually remind me a little bit of myself. Let's hope your story has a happier ending.
HeyhoCourse, I still think you're going to fail, but...
HeyhoIt looks like you won't give up no matter what I say, so I might as well try to help you.
HeyhoThis won't involve me putting an axe in my hand— those days are done. But there's one thing I can try.
HeyhoThis might seem odd, but I need you to shut your eyes and cover your ears, [Player].
HeyhoThat goes for everyone in here! I'm about to perform an ancient ritual...
HeyhoO Forest Lady...hear my voice. I will now begin the ancient chant. *ahem*
Heyho♪ CHOPPY CHOPPY HAPPY TREE! LET THE SPIRIT COME TO ME!
HeyhoHear me, O Forest Lady. It is I, Heyho the cursed.
HeyhoI...uh. Well, frankly I didn't think I'd ever call you like this again. But here we are.
HeyhoA young Woodcutter with the heart of an Elder has moved me...as unlikely as that seems.
HeyhoSo please, wherever you are, drop what you're doing and lend us a hand!
HeyhoWhat? What happened? Did the Forest Lady appear?
Young ManOh! Sorry, no. I just dropped a glass, and it shattered on the floor. Sorry for the distraction.
HeyhoWell, I suppose that makes it official...
HeyhoI'm no longer the Forest Protector.
HeyhoI should have known it wouldn't work.
HeyhoI haven't set foot in the forest in years. I spend more time with a glass in my hand than an axe.
HeyhoWhat did I expect? Ah well. There's a lesson here, [Player]. Don't follow in my footsteps.
HeyhoI'm sorry I couldn't help you.
★ Next Location Castele Shopping District
RuffianWhoa, look at the fountain! What's happening?
RuffianThat's some weird splashing. I mean, I'm no splashing expert, but that is definitely weird.
ElmieHello! I'm here. Wherever "here" is. It certainly seems wetter than most places...
ElmieSo! Uh, who summoned me? Anyone?
ElmieYou know what? This doesn't seem quite right. Were two people trying to summon me at once?
ElmieWhat are YOU looking at? Never seen a supernatural being materialize in a fountain before?
ElmieWait...that means you can see me! That's a good sign.
ElmieI'm not usually this clumsy—you've got to believe me.
ElmieSo were you throwing coins in the fountain and wishing for someone special to appear?
ElmieWell, congratulations! I'm here to grant all your wishes and make your wildest dreams come true.
ElmieHa! Totally kidding. Sorry. I suppose that was kind of mean.
ElmieAnyway, now that I've probably rubbed you the wrong way, I could use a li'l help getting out of here.
ElmieAh, thank you!
ElmieWhat a day! I sure didn't expect to be rescued by a human when I woke up this morning.
ElmieWell, anyway, shall we get on with business? You're the Forest Protector, right?
ElmieWhat? You're just a Novice? How is it you can even see me?
ElmieWait! Don't say anything!
ElmieI'm going to practice my mind-reading skill. Use it or lose it, you know?
ElmieHow odd... I'm getting a really strong ham- sandwich vibe.
ElmieOh. You're hungry. No wonder. Well, try to focus your thoughts, and let's try again!
ElmieHere we go. Ahh! You're looking for an Elder Log, am I right?
ElmieAnd let me guess...you want to find it all by yourself. To prove you're a worthy Woodcutter, right?
ElmieWell, that's pretty ambitious for a Novice. But if you're willing to accept a little assistance...
ElmieI think I can point you in the right direction! After all, I kind of owe you one.
ElmieCome on, I'll show you! You're one lucky Novice, you know that?
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★ Next Location West Castele
ElmieOK, look closely...
ElmieThis majestic tree has lived for hundreds of years. If it were felled, it would produce Elder Logs.
ElmieOf course, only the most experienced Woodcutters are allowed to harvest such a tree.
ElmieEven LOOKING at a tree like this is special. Never forget that.
ElmieI've got to say, though, you're giving me a strong Forest Protector vibe...
ElmieYou look a bit like him, you know? Or is it just that you don't look unlike him? Hmm...
ElmieAnyway, my work here is done.
ElmieThere's one more person I need to speak with before returning to the Elderwood.
ElmieOf course, I still haven't figured out why exactly you're able to see me, even as a Novice...
ElmieOh well. No point in dwelling on that. Good luck, [Player]!
ElmieCiao!
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BrackenHey! Excuse me?
BrackenWow, you really did hear me! And you can SEE me too!
BrackenThat means you are a REALLY promising Woodcutter!
BrackenI'm what's known as a Leafe. Good to meet you!
BrackenMe and my kind are a special type of forest spirit.
BrackenI can sense that you hold great respect for the woods...an empathy that few humans understand.
BrackenYou have the potential to become a true friend of the forest.
BrackenOf course, you'll have to promise to put any Elder Logs you harvest to admirable use.
BrackenAnd it's important to be thankful to the trees for their sacrifice.
BrackenIf you keep at it with that mind-set, you'll do well.
BrackenWe'll be watching over you! Good luck.
★ Next Location West Castele
MonikaWow, [Player]!
MonikaI was just out looking for Heyho...
Monikawhen I heard the whoosh and crack of a mighty axe stroke!
MonikaAnd it turned out to be YOU...felling one of the biggest trees I've ever seen!
BrackenHey! [Player], congrats on felling your first Elder Tree!
BrackenSo I expect you'll be putting that Elder Log to worthy use. Right, [Player]?
MonikaUh...hello?
MonikaIs there someone else here, [Player]? Who were you talking to?
BrackenDon't worry, [Player]. She can't see me because I'm a Leafe. Only friends of the forest can see us.
BrackenWe're invisible to most people. You're a bit special, it turns out.
BrackenOf course, Monika is on her way to becoming a friend of the forest. She'll be able to see us soon.
MonikaSorry, [Player]. I didn't mean to be rude. I'm just getting a weird feeling we're not alone.
MonikaWell, no matter. Let's get that beautiful log over to the Carpenters' workshop right away!
MonikaThe Minister is going to freak out!
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★ Next Location Royal Castele Workshop
MinisterHello, [Player]. Hello, Monika.
MinisterI don't suppose you two happen to have a spare Elder Log on hand, hmm? Ha ha! Joking, of course.
MonikaWell, now that you mention it... Voilà!
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MinisterWhat?! It can't be!
MonikaOh, but it is. An authentic Elder Log.
MinisterOh my goodness! Are you serious? I can't thank you enough!
MinisterNow we can finally complete the wardrobe the royal family deserves. Queen Ophelia will be thrilled!
MinisterSo, do tell. Which mighty Woodcutter procured this fine specimen for you? Heyho, perhaps?
MonikaNo, sir. The Woodcutter who felled this log is standing before you right now.
Monika[Player]!
MinisterThat's unbelievable. You mean to tell me a beginner managed to find an Elder Log?
MinisterWell, seeing is believing. Fantastic work! I really owe you one. Maybe even two!
MinisterAgain, thank you. I am in your debt.
MinisterPlease accept this as a humble token of my gratitude.
MonikaHey, we're happy to help. We're Woodcutters! Right, [Player]?
MonikaAll right, I suppose we should report back to Forrest. Off we go!
MonikaGood-bye, and take care, sir!
★ Next Location East Castele
Forrest♪ I'll sing tae ye, me friendly trees... Yer branches swayin' in the breeze.
Forrest♪ Before I chop ye down tae bits... Ye'll soon be houses, barns, 'n' ships!
ForrestAch, Forrest, yer voice is dead perfect. As usual, I might add. Ye shoulda been a musician!
ForrestOy! Monika! Whit are ye doin' here? Ye look a wee bit suspicious...
ForrestCrivvens! I cannae believe it!
ForrestNaw! Really? The two of ye found an honest-tae- Lunares Elder Log?
MonikaThat's right! And the Minister was overjoyed. Now they can make a special wardrobe for the queen.
ForrestWell, chop me doon an' turn me intae some kindlin'! That's impressive!
ForrestAn' wee [Name 2] actually found the tree?
ForrestAn' cut 'er down?
ForrestWith yer own two hands?
ForrestYer not pullin' Forrest's leg, are ye? I dinnae like havin' me legs pulled...
MonikaAbsolutely not!
Monika[Name 2] really is a prodigy. And I think it's time for a promotion!
ForrestAye, lassie, but that's not up tae me. Yer father makes the call.
MonikaBut Dad is...
MonikaRight here?! What...what are you doing here?
HeyhoAh, the forest smells sweet. It's...been a while.
HeyhoI ran into...an old acquaintance. And she made me realize how much I missed this.
HeyhoNow, I have some advice for you, [Name 2]. Provided you're willing to listen.
HeyhoNever forget that the forest spirits have permitted you to harvest Elder Trees. It is a rare privilege.
HeyhoI earned the same privilege shortly after becoming a Woodcutter, just like you.
HeyhoThe royal family even gave a special title in recognition of my talent as a Woodcutter.
HeyhoI was the Forest Protector.
HeyhoAlas, the power went to my head, and I failed to treat the woods with the respect they were due.
HeyhoBut that's enough about me. I'm here to help YOU.
HeyhoI want to make sure you don't repeat my mistakes.
MonikaDad...
MonikaYou could start by recognizing [Name 2] as an official Woodcutter.
HeyhoOh, yes! That is my role here. Well, let's take a look at your results.
HeyhoYes, yes, everything checks out.
MonikaCongratulations, [Name 2]! You're not a Novice anymore!
MonikaIsn't that great?
ForrestBefore ye answer, take a wee trip tae the Elderwood. That's where ye'll prove yer mettle.
ForrestIsnae that right, Forest Protector?
HeyhoEr...yes. Yes, of course.
HeyhoBe sure to report to me every so often, especially after felling a new variety of tree.
HeyhoAlthough I will never again put axe to wood, I am still your Master, and I will evaluate your efforts.
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★ Next Location Who knows?
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ForrestEh? Ye runnin' outta trees tae cut? [Choice: Yes / No]
ForrestWell, let's see what ol' Forrest can do about tha'.
ForrestAye, good tae hear. Dinnae be a stranger if ye find yerself lackin' fer timber, OK?
ForrestGo on. Ye know what ye need tae do.
★ Next Location Who knows...?
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MonikaIf your arms are getting tired, you might be low on SP. Try drinking some Apple Juice!
MonikaOh, it looks like you already have some.
MonikaWell, give me a shout if you need more. I'm always happy to share.
★ Next Location Who knows...?
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BrackenWould you like me to restore the tree? [Choice: Yes / No]
BrackenOK, friend. Just a moment.
BrackenYah! Yah! Swish! Swoosh! Rustle!
BrackenAh, I see. Well, please let me know if you need my help.
★ Next Location Who knows...?
[Player] joined your party!
[Player] left your party.
HeyhoI'm the worst Master in any Life. Sorry, kid—you're stuck with me.
HeyhoBelieve it or not, I HAVE summoned the Forest Lady once. But it was years ago.
ForrestYe dinnae have yer axe equipped? Ach! Just open up yer Gear menu an' go from there.
ForrestMonika's waitin' fer ye in the forest.
ForrestThe Crown's a savvy bet if yer lookin' fer Heyho. The old man's still good fer a few words o' wisdom.
MonikaYou should probably talk to Forrest first.
MonikaHave you equipped your axe? If not, just open up the Gear menu and tap the axe icon.
Monika*sigh* I wish Dad took woodcutting more seriously...
MinisterI'm sorry, but I'm not really in the mood for small talk.
MinisterIf I can't manage to obtain an Elder Log...well, I don't even want to think about it.
MinisterI can't thank you enough! And I'm sure the royal family will be equally grateful.
Inn MasterI'm sorry—I don't carry Oak Logs. But you're a Woodcutter! Why don't you cut some yourself?
Inn MasterWhy don't you go see what Forrest is up to? I think he just went into the workshop over there.
You can skip the introductory quest and just receive the license if you want.
Continue with the quest? [Choice: Yes / No]
HeyhoYou sure you want to do that, kid? Taking shortcuts isn't the way to get ahead in Life.
HeyhoAll right. So you're OK without ANY instructions? [Choice: Yes / No]
HeyhoFair enough.
HeyhoYou need some after all, eh? I see...
HeyhoWell, I can't teach you much. Just swing the axe. This isn't rock science, you know? Or...you know..."alchemy." Whatever they call it.
HeyhoDon't take this the wrong way, but you remind me a little bit of myself when I was young.
HeyhoI was a woodcutting prodigy. But I grew careless and reckless.
HeyhoSee, the forest spirits gave me permission to harvest Elder Logs. I thought I was some kind of superstar.
HeyhoThe royal family even gave me the title of Forest Protector.
HeyhoForest Destructor would have been more accurate.
HeyhoTruly, I didn't yet deserve the accolades I was receiving.
HeyhoBut I was blind to it, you know? If only I had listened to the warnings of the forest spirits...
HeyhoAh, I'm rambling. You just wanted to get on with it and get your license, right?
HeyhoOf course. How could I forget?
HeyhoWell, again, it's not like I could teach you much anyway.
HeyhoI mean, what good are words compared to the visceral heft of swinging an axe?
HeyhoOr the feel of standing deep in the woods, head craned to the sky, simply listening...
HeyhoThe murmur of a stream, the light seeping through the treetops. The scent of fallen leaves in the air...
HeyhoAh, the forest was my favorite place in the world.
HeyhoWell, it appears I've been rambling again. I do apologize.
HeyhoAfter all, I put down my axe. Who am I to wax poetic about the forest like I'm some kind of expert?
HeyhoWithout further ado, congratulations. You're a Woodcutter.
HeyhoSorry if that was a little anticlimactic. I'll be sure to notify the other Woodcutters of your status.
HeyhoNo need to worry—they'll accept you as a peer even though you haven't done the introductory quest.
HeyhoOne more thing. Be sure to report to me every so often, especially after felling new types of trees.
HeyhoThat reminds me of a funny story. It was about this time of year...the leaves were starting to turn...
HeyhoI spent an entire night in the woods cutting a great swath through the growth...
HeyhoOh dear. I'm afraid I was about to relate another extremely lengthy story. Pardon me.