Port Puerto Marina

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PirateArr! Welcome to Port Puerto Fine Arms! We be stuffed to the gills with weapons!

PirateArr! Be ye rich, matey? Then loosen up the ol' purse strings, and shop to yer heart's content!

PirateArr! What ye be wantin'?

PirateArr. Fine. Just be comin' back again soon, ya hear? Yar, and bring lots of Dosh, me hearty!

StallholderJust because this is a seaside town doesn't mean we only eat fish. As a matter of fact, I hate fish! But we sure do get a lot of fine meat off the freighters that dock here. Mmm...

StallholderLooking for some meat? Of course you are! Protein is the most important part of the food pyramid.

StallholderNot done shopping yet, are you?

StallholderThanks! Come on back when you get a hankering for more delicious, juicy meat!

StallholderYou think Port Puerto's famous for its pirates? WRONG. This town is famous for its FISH!

StallholderMost folks can't help but mention Port Puerto and my fish shop in the same breath. True story!

StallholderBuy away. Everything is pretty cheap!

StallholderHeading out already? Too bad. I've got more fresh fish here than I know what to do with!

StallholderWant to try a taste of Port Puerto's freshest fruits and veggies? Great! Just...make sure you pay first.

StallholderEvenin'! Pretty late for a shopping spree, ain't it? But you're right on time for fresh veggies and fruits!

StallholderAnything I can help ya with?

StallholderThanks for stopping by!

StallholderDON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU RIGHT NOW. Just kidding. Wow, you shoulda seen the look on your face. So how can I help you? Looking for ore?

StallholderDON'T LOOK BEHIND YOU RIGHT NOW. Just kidding. Wow, you shoulda seen the look on your face. So how can I help you? Looking for ore?

StallholderAnything else for you, friend?

StallholderA million thanks, friend. I'll be seeing you!

StallholderHello, valued customer. Welcome to Fine Woods and Leather. This is the Port Puerto branch! Get it? BRANCH?! *sigh* Sorry. I have a lot of time on my hands...

StallholderGood evening, valued customer. Welcome to Fine Woods and Leather. This is the Port Puerto branch! Get it? BRANCH?! *sigh* Sorry. I have a lot of time on my hands...

StallholderWOOD you like anything else? Heh.

StallholderCome back anytime! I promise to think up some more clever wood puns while you're gone.

StallholderWelcome to The Buttonhook's Port Puerto branch! Best branch in all of Reveria, if you ask me.

StallholderWelcome to The Buttonhook's Port Puerto branch! Best branch in all of Reveria, if you ask me.

StallholderAnything else for you?

StallholderPlease come back soon!

Welcome to Oddities and Ends, Port Puerto branch! Perhaps you've seen our stores in other cities? Well, what can I do to help you?

Welcome to Oddities and Ends, Port Puerto branch! Perhaps you've seen our stores in other cities? Well, what can I do to help you this fine evening?

May I be of any additional service, my most valued customer?

Hmmm. I like your face. You may return at any time.

StallholderAhoy, matey! You've stumbled onto Port Puerto's best-kept secret, The Eyepatch and Cutlass! Or is that *hic* its worst-kept secret? I can never *hic* remember.

StallholderGreetings, sailor! Welcome to The Eyepatch and Cutlass. Eat, drink, and be merry! That's not just our motto, you know—that's the pirate way of Life!

StallholderAnythin' I can do for you, matey?

StallholderSmart move, matey. Gotta keep yer wits about you!

PilotWelcome to Port Puerto Air! Each ticket comes with free, on-board musical entertainment. Unfortunately, we're not actually open right now. Sorry!

PilotWelcome to Port Puerto Air! The price per flight is [Player] Dosh! So where are you headed today?

PilotWelcome to Port Puerto Air! The price per flight is [Player] Dosh! So where are you headed tonight?

Pilot[Choice: Castele / Never mind]

Pilot[Choice: Castele / Al Maajik / Never mind]

PilotI'm responsible for the in-flight musical entertainment, so sit back and enjoy your serenade! ♪ Up in the clouds, lighter than air, My airship flies fast with time to spare! ♪ I'm too busy trying to sing... By the way, who's flying this thing? Ha ha ha ha!

PilotGotcha. Well, I hope we see you again soon!

PilotUh-oh. Looks like you don't have enough Dosh for a trip today!

PilotWelcome to Port Puerto Air! The price per flight is— Hey, is that a Royal Pass I see in your Bag? Well, why didn't you say so! In that case, there's no cost for this flight, friend. You ride for free! Where are you headed?

PilotWelcome to Port Puerto Air! The price per flight this evening is— Hey, is that a Royal Pass I see in your Bag? Well, why didn't you say so! In that case, there's no cost for this flight, friend. You ride for free! Enjoy your nighttime view...

LarkinLarkin the pilot, at your service! Fine day for flying, wouldn't you say? You look like you're headed to Terra Nimbus. I can get you there lickety-split. And you don't need to fork over any Dosh for the privilege. We're buddies, right? Hop in!

LarkinLarkin the pilot, at your service! Fine night for flying. I love to fly by the light of the moon. Headed to Terra Nimbus, are you? Well, I can get you there in no time at all. Put that Dosh back in your pocket, buddy! This flight is on me. Now, hop in!

LarkinOld Crankshaft tuned up my ship, and it's flying like a dream now. Buckle yourself in, buddy!

LarkinCan't say I'm not disappointed. But you know who to ask next time you want to fly to Terra Nimbus!

Pepperonita♪ Fresh fish as far as the eyes can go. Shopping in the market of Port Puerto! Oh, hello there! Out shopping? Or maybe you just stopped by to hear my beautiful songs!

Pepperonita♪ Fresh fish as far as the eyes can go, Shopping in the market of Port Puerto! Hello there, little night owl. Good thing we're open from dawn till dusk and vice versa, hmm?

Young WomanHeya! Welcome to Port Puerto! You got a place to stay tonight? Wouldn't want you sleeping in the streets! Well, I'm not going to put you up at my place, if that's what you're thinking. Get a room at the inn!

Young WomanHeya! Welcome to Port Puerto! You got a place to stay tonight? Wouldn't want you sleeping in the streets! Well, I'm not going to put you up at my place, if that's what you're thinking. Get a room at the inn!

PirateAh wants a big mug o' Barley Juice... An' Ah wants a Grilled Tuna Head an' a juicy Steak... An' Ah wants 'em NOW! Hop to it,

Pirate*braaaap* Arr! Me belly be full! Shame Ah forget me coin purse. I suppose Ah'll be washin' dishes from now till next week.

PaladinP-P-P-P-PIRATES! Someone call the guards! No, not me! The OTHER guards! The BRAVE ones!

PaladinI know guards are supposed to be, like, the bravest people in all of Reveria... but for me, it's all a sham. I don't have a single brave bone in my body! I'm even scared of Plushlings!

PirateFightin' and battlin' is the best way to test yer mettle! Lucky thing we be in the middle of a fight right now!

PirateAaarr! Today we're seein' who can make the scariest face this side o' Reveria! Two outta three!

PirateI thought this ol' sea dog was all talk, but... he actually looks pretty strong.

PirateYar, that face he be makin' is enough to shiver me timbers! No more, matey! No more!

PirateThis be it. The showdown of the century. A salty veteran versus the freshwater newbie. Shoulda got me a referee fer this one!

PaladinPalace Way is, er...right this way. Let me know if you see anyone suspicious!

PaladinAnother enchanted evening in Port Puerto... There's something special about the sea air at night!

PirateAye, this be the pirates' turf ye be steppin' on. This ain't no place fer guppies like you to be playin'. But if yer set on stayin', at least try to speak like a pirate. Just add a bunch o' "arrrrs" to yer talk.

PirateAye, this be the pirates' turf ye be steppin' on. Ye must be this high to enter, or ye walk the plank! Well, er...except fer that kid there. Up way past his bedtime, he is. Don't be tellin' his parents!

PirateWhat are ye starin' at? If ye got a problem, I got someone ye can talk to...ME FIST! Ah, I'm just pullin' yer peg leg. I save me fists for me REAL enemies!

PirateThe ol' crew of the sunken ship on the archipelago all turned into rottin' zombies. But even though they be zombies now, they're still roamin' 'round that wreck, protectin' it. Ain't easy sailing 'round that place. Yer gonna have to fight 'em, most like. Best plan yer strategy now!

PirateThe ol' crew of the sunken ship on the archipelago all turned into starvin' zombies. If ye have the guts to beat the head zombie, drag its rottin' carcass to the Guild Office. But these zombies were some o' our best pirates, so try not to be TOO rough with 'em, will ye?

PlushlingAhoy, crew! Plush those sails! Plush the cannons! And plush the blasted ship's wheel!

PlushlingAaarrr! Avaste ye, Plushie! Land hooooo! Prepare to dock! Ready the anchor!

Meow? Meow! (Are you a cat person? Of course you are!)

Meow. (I shall ignore you for my own amusement.)

BoyEveryone tells me Eyepatch Harrrbor is WAY too dangerous and that I'm s'posed to stay out. But when a kid hears the words "stay out," that just means he's gonna want to sneak in!

BoyI did it! I snuck into Eyepatch Harrrbor! Next step... actually becoming a pirate!

PaladinHello. Port Puerto Palace Way ahead. You still here? I'm not being paid to chitchat with strangers, you know.

PaladinGood evening. Port Puerto Palace Way ahead. Your feet glued to the ground or something? Off with you!

PilotHey there! See this airship here? She'll give you the best ride there is, I guarantee you!

PilotGood evening! Look at those stars in the sky, would you? Those things help with visibility!

Old WomanMy son traveled to Al Maajik to find himself a wife. I suppose Port Puerto girls aren't good enough!

Old WomanIf I had my druthers, I'd have followed my son to Al Maajik to make sure he stays out of trouble. But I'm too old to travel by foot, and there's no way I'm getting into one of those flying contraptions!

PilotAl Maajik is surrounded by desert. It sounds like a tough place to live, but it does have its charm. It's famed for its Wizards, so you have to keep an eye out for any wayward spells!

PilotWe've got an 80% customer-satisfaction rating, you know! But the other 20%... Let's just say they got an up-close-and-personal look at the desert. Ha ha ha!

Old ManYou ever seen one of them airships? No idea how somethin' that big manages to get off the ground!

Old ManThis airship looks like a giant balloon! Wonder what unlucky fool had to blow that thing up?

DogWoof! Woof! (I know how to shake paws! Honest, I do!)

DogWoof! Woof! (I know how to roll over! Honest, I do!)

Young WomanI came all the way from Al Maajik just to shop at a VERY exclusive store on Palace Way. They actually sent me a gold-plated invitation. If that's not exclusive, I don't know what is!

Young ManTo your right, the airship dock. Nice place, that. And to your left, you've got Eyepatch Harrrbor. Eek! And straight ahead is the palace. And right here is...well, it's right here, I guess!

StallholderThe pirates 'round here talk a big game, but they're just blowin' smoke. Those kittens wouldn't hurt a fly!

StallholderWelcome! Eat and drink till you can eat and drink no more!

AnglerIt's like this hole in the pier was made for fishin'!

It's a statue of the Life Goddess of Reveria.

There's a big hole in the pier right here.

It's the pirates' flag. That's...pretty cool.

It's a statue of the Life Goddess of Reveria. If you have any Lunares Coins, you can make an offering here.

Do you want to make an offering of a Lunares Coin to the Life Goddess? [Choice: Make offering / Not now / Check prizes]

Which Lunares Coin will you offer? [Choice: Gold / Silver / Never mind]

You must have at least six spaces in your Bag before making an offering to the Life Goddess.

Make an offering of a Lunares Coin? [Choice: Make offering / Not now / Check prizes]

Which Lunares Coin will you offer?