What's up with this weird tent?
TripWhat's up with this weird tent?TripAnd what's with all these things everywhere?!TripWho's the joker messing up our island?!???Ho ho ho!
???Welcome, my precious customers!
TripAAAH! It's a monster!! Look at that face, super creepy and totally evil!???Ho ho ho... Now, now, never judge a bear by his fur.
???I am a world-traveling, top-class merchant of the illustrious Don Bear's Bare Essentials.
They call me Dark Don, at your service. And today, I've brought something truly special to show you!
TripHuh? Dark Don or Dork Dan or whatever your name is, you can't just move in here without asking...Trip...Whoa, hold up! Taking a closer look, all of this stuff actually looks pretty awesome!TripCheck this out! Bet Edward would totally love it. C'mon, Player, let's buy it!No, no. I wouldn't take a single Dosh from you.
But if you want something truly special... step right this way and stand in front of this bed.
TripA bed? Why a bed?Why not a bed? Come, come, hurry now. Time is money, my friends. Don't leave a bear waiting!
Are you ready, my friends? Well then...
...Get ready for the world of dreams! BAM!!
TripWhaaa—aaahh!!*Mumble*... *Snore*...
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