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A Woodcutter Needs an Axe

Request Details

Deliver specified item

Goals

  1. Deliver specified item
  2. Report to Wurke

Dialogue

WurkeWhoa, good timing! It just so happens that I have a super ultra serious crisis on my hands!
WurkeWoe is me... I wasted away my days without taking on a Life, and I grew a monster tail! I need to find a Life and work this thing off, fast!
WurkeI know! Maybe I could be a Woodcutter! It runs in the family, after all.
WurkeCould you get me an Oak Axe? I'd like to look the part before getting started. Oh, and make it a good quality one!
WurkeHelp me out, would ya?! You're the only one I can turn to.
WurkeI knew I could trust you. I won't accept just any Oak Axe, though. It'll need to be a good quality one!
WurkeArghhh! I'm in a total fix here! Scratch that. This IS a super ultra serious crisis!
WurkeYeah, that's the one! Can I have it?
WurkeThanks! Now even I can be a Woodcutter!
WurkeWhat do you mean you don't believe me?! Come on, it's not like a bee stung me right on the tush!
WurkeNo? This is a cat-axe-strophe!
WurkeLearn from my mistakes. This is what thirty long years without a Life will get you. *Tremble* The old saying was true all along...

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