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Tale of Lunares

Chapter Two

A mysterious letter arrived from the castle with a request for help! What could be the matter? The stage is set for the start of adventure!

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???Hello, Father. I've made some good friends in this land called Castele. It's a really wonderful place. There's a big castle with a king, a queen, a princess... It's all straight out of a storybook! It's strange to see everyone smiling and having so much fun going about their business... Everyone is so blissfully unaware of the situation. Everyone, that is, except for me, of course...
PostmanGood morning, Castele! Another day, another letter! Not sure who this one is from...
PostmanLet's see if the old veteran still has what it takes...
PostmanHere's the windup...and the pitch!
PostmanSteeee-rike three! Napdragons win! Napdragons win!
ButterflyOooh. I like the looks of this one!
ButterflyAn anonymous plea for help. A foreboding message. And on such cute apple stationery!
ButterflyLet's hurry to the castle!
MinisterOh. You again.
ButterflyYep! It's [Player] and
MinisterExcuse me?! I am not your "pal," you little...fluttering, buttering fly!
MinisterI already told you that insects are not allowed at the Royal Court. If I must tell you again, I will be forced—
ButterflyYou'll be forced to what?! Get pompous and uppity? Like all red-faced umpousity?!
ButterflySomeone in the castle has requested our help. Do you want to be responsible for getting in our way?
MinisterYour...help? So you've been requested personally? Are you certain of that?
Butterfly[Player] here got a letter requesting a personal presence, yes.
ButterflyAnd it was written on apple-patterned stationery.
ButterflyOh, I'm sorry. Is that notable to you?
MinisterWhat?! No! It means nothing. You mean nothing, you little scheming butterfly.
ButterflyOK, that's fine. Thanks for your help. We'll just go back home now and say you wouldn't let us in.
MinisterNo no no no! Why, that's...not true in the least. I would never think of doing such a thing.
ButterflySo you won't mind if we just take a look around?
MinisterB-by all means. The castle is open to all subjects, after all. And please remember that I said so.
ButterflyHey, [Player], did you see how the Minister reacted when I told him about the stationery?
ButterflyDid that seem odd?
ButterflyAnyway, let's track down whoever it was who wrote that letter. We've got some investigating to do!
MustangMy liege, with the utmost respect, what you're doing is tantamount to imprisonment!
ErikAnd what you're doing is tantamount to insubordination, Sir Mustache.
ErikI will not allow my daughter to run willy-nilly, helter-skelter, or pell-mell through the kingdom!
HughesThere is simply no other way.
MustangWhat do you mean no other way?
HughesYou should read The Crucible of Snuggling. You may find it helpful in your career as a Life Master.
MustangShe could at least be allowed to roam freely through the castle!
HughesYou soft, squishy, maudlin fool.
HughesThat is exactly how children control adults. You give them the castle, and they'll take the kingdom!
HughesGive them a shoe and they'll take the pair! Give them an acorn and they'll take the oak! Give them a curd—
MustangOK, Hughes, I get it! For the Life of me, I don't know how a man as smart as you can be so...
HughesSage, humble, and handsome, yes, I know. Regardless, the king's opinion is final.
HughesThat will be all. Good day.
HughesNo, really, Sir Mustang, you are dismissed.
MustangYou mind that tone of yours, Hughes. Such a fine silver mustache that you wear... It would be a shame if you woke up one morning to find it gone.
ButterflyUm...excuse me? Hi. Sorry. I don't mean to interrupt your follicle threats, but we just had a question.
ErikWhat is the meaning of this frightening intrusion?! Guards, quickly! Somebody hold me!
HughesIt's all right, sire. It's only that talking butterfly and her silent companion. Did the Minister let you in?
ButterflyUm...why, yes. He was very polite. Good guy.
HughesI knew that man had a weakness for winged insects.
ErikWell, if my Minister deemed you worthy of entry, then I shall entertain your...flapping. State your business.
HughesPardon my impudence, King Erik, for speaking so candidly, but you don't have time for this.
ErikThat, Professor Hughes, is where you are mistaken.
ErikWhen a talking butterfly appears in my court, I shall make the time, lest I fall prey to the prophecy.
ErikWasn't there a talking-butterfly prophecy? No? Not ringing a bell? Well, someone should make one up.
ButterflyUh, well...we got this letter. It asked us to come here to the castle.
ErikA letter? On paper?
Butterfly...Yes. On paper. It specifically asked for our help.
ButterflyAnd it was written on this cute apple stationery.
ButterflyOK, so really. What is it about this apple paper? Is anyone going to tell us?
ErikI just remembered that I have a very important council meeting to attend! We have eggs to discuss.
ButterflyOK...but just really quickly, if you can tell us who might have sent this letter, we could—
HughesIs it hot in here, or is it just...heh heh... I believe that it is indeed hot. I evaluate this room to be hot, yes.
MustangMy liege! I must return to my duties!
MustangAnd you two!
MustangPlease...do what you can.
ButterflyUh, yeah. Sure! That's exactly what we'll do.
Hughes*ahem*
HughesAs he said, His Majesty has a meeting on cabbages or hay, or whatever it was. You should go. Now.
ButterflyWell. We can certainly take a hint.
ButterflyThank you for your time, Your Majesty!
ErikGood-bye.
ButterflyLet's go, [Player].
ButterflyEveryone here freaked out when we mentioned that stationery.
ButterflySomething is up. Who knew something so cute could make these adults flip out like that?
ButterflyLet's go talk to the Minister and see if we can get some information out of him.
MinisterWell, I hope you found what you were looking for.
ButterflyActually, we didn't. Something strange happens whenever we mention the apple stationery.
MinisterYes, that is...quite something.
ButterflyCan you tell us what all that's about?
ButterflyOr are you just going to jump and start sweating and give us a bunch of lame excuses too?
MinisterIt seems you have indeed touched a nerve here in the castle.
MinisterMight I ask if you have met anyone of note on your travels recently?
ButterflyAnyone of note? I don't know. I mean, we've met quite a few characters since we teamed up.
MinisterPerhaps a youth? A young boy wearing a blue cap?
ButterflyThe girboy! Yes, actually, we did meet him!
ButterflyHe helped us out earlier but took off like his pants were on fire.
MinisterJust as I thought...
PaladinYou thought his pants were on fire, Minister?
MinisterNo. That's not what I thought.
MinisterPerhaps you can help me with something, Paladin. I am in need of someone with your unique...abilities.
MinisterIt is something that has perplexed me for a long time. It is also a closely guarded secret of the kingdom.
MinisterCome a bit closer. The walls have ears.
PaladinI have ears too!
PaladinWhat is it, sir? I promise that I'll never tell a secret unless someone really needs to know it.
MinisterYes, I knew I could count on you. Now picture in your mind an apple. You want to help this apple.
MinisterTwo worms block two paths, one to the left and one to the right. These paths lead to the apple.
MinisterSo if one path is right and one path is left...how many apples do you have?
PaladinI'm sorry, sir. Can you repeat that?
MinisterWhy, yes, of course, it would be my pleasure. I'll reword it to help you out. Take your time.
MinisterTwo worms block two paths. These worms are trying to guard the paths leading to the apple.
MinisterOne path is right. And the other path is not...right. In fact, it's left.
MinisterHow long would it take to sneak by the worms and be on your way to helping the apple?
PaladinYou guys talkin' about helpin' apples?
MinisterWhy, yes, we are. Come closer, Paladin. I am in need of your services in this very secretive manner.
PaladinBut, sir, you told me to not leave my post here guardin' the super-important right corridor!
MinisterNever mind that! The right corridor, as in the correct corridor on the right, will be just fine for now.
ButterflyI think the Minister is trying to tell us something in his oh-so-subtle way, [Player].
ButterflyIt's kind of fun seeing him squirm trying to be clever.
ButterflyShould we just let him go on like this?
PaladinDo you hear that?
PaladinIt breaks my heart, y'know?
PaladinThe sound of Princess Laura cryin' is like little drops of sad water fallin' on dirt.
PaladinShe's usually such a happy little thing. What's goin' on now?
PaladinShe's been grounded to her room. She can't go outside. She can't even roam the castle.
PaladinOh, man. For someone who is such a big nature lover like her, that must be awful. Poor kid.
ButterflyHey, guys, what's up? Whatcha talking about?
PaladinOh, we were just saying how sad it makes us to see—
PaladinWait—who are you?! What are you doing here?!
PaladinThis is Princess Laura's private chamber! It's strictly off limits to the public!
ButterflyWhy did the king lock the princess up?
PaladinHe did no such thing!
PaladinAnd even if he did, you didn't hear it from us!
PaladinWe are simply guarding Princess Laura's bedchamber as a precaution against...any mean fish.
Butterfly*psst* [Player]...
ButterflyWhy would the princess need guards to keep her safe inside her own room? Something is off...
ButterflyLet's ask around and see if we can find a way to get inside there. It looks like our apple does need help!
OpheliaOh dear... It's all just such a needless fuss!
ButterflyExcuse me! Queen Ophelia?
OpheliaOh my! I'm sorry. Please forgive me—I didn't realize you were standing...and flapping there.
OpheliaI trust that your new Life is working out well, yes?
OpheliaHow may I help you, dear ones?
ButterflyErm, well...I'm not quite sure how to say this. So I guess we'll just come right out with it.
ButterflySomeone wrote us a letter asking for help.
ButterflyThe request was written on apple stationery.
OpheliaOf course. I shouldn't be too surprised.
ButterflyWell, at least you didn't jump out of your skin. So do you think you can help us...help the apple?
OpheliaI suppose the guards my husband placed at Princess Laura's door gave you some trouble.
ButterflyYeah, they weren't too much help. But I understand. I mean, they're just doing their jobs.
OpheliaWell, I would never *wink* go against my husband's wishes *wink*, but Laura may need a *wink* snack.
Butterfly...I don't know how to respond to that.
OpheliaAs you can see, I'm terribly busy right now. Perhaps you could take something to her.
OpheliaShe may not accept it from me. But perhaps if you gave her a freshly baked Apple Pie...
OpheliaRosemary? Oh, Rosemary! If you could...
RosemaryYes, my queen? How may I be of service?
OpheliaDo be a dear and fetch me that special item we were discussing earlier.
ButterflyAre you sure you want us to be the ones to perform this, uh...really, really important task?
OpheliaFeel free to play Royal Pie Eater and have a nibble. My Castelian Apple Pies are divine!
OpheliaBut please go now. While it's still hot!
ButterflyYes, Your Majesty! Right away! You can count on us to deliver this pie 100 feet from here.
ButterflyAll right, make way. We've got a special delivery for Princess Laura.
PaladinWe didn't hear anything about no delivery. Special or ordinary.
PaladinWhat's that smell?!
PaladinIs...is that a Castelian Apple Pie? Did you get that from the queen?
ButterflySure did! And all your gabbing is just making it cold, so you might want to let us in.
PaladinNobody gets through. We have our orders, and ain't no baked good OR baked bad gonna change that!
PaladinBut it smells so good!
PaladinI don't know how much longer I can stand it!
PaladinOh, it does smell good. It's kind of making me crazy! But if we eat it, the queen is gonna be so mad at us!
PaladinGo! Just go! You gotta get that pie outta here before I mash my face in it!
PaladinWe salute you, bearer of flaky, succulent, all-powerful yumminess.
PaladinPlease go before we are forced to break our oath to remain vigilant in the face of hot pie!
Laura[Player]! You got my letter! And you made it past the guards. I can't believe it!
ButterflyIt's an honor to meet you, Princess Laura!
Laura*sniff sniff* You two... Why do you two smell like... my mother's Apple Pie?
ButterflyYou got us. It was the only way we could get past the guards!
ButterflyI can't believe they locked you in here! What can we do for you? [Player] and I are here to—
ButterflyWait a sec. How did you know [Player]'s name?
LauraOh no! Hee hee. I was wondering if you caught that!
LauraThis isn't the first time we've met, little butterfly.
ButterflyIt isn't?
LauraMaybe this will help. Close your eyes!
LauraTa-da!
ButterflyIt's the girboy!
LauraHee hee! Yep, that's me! I almost gave myself away out there on the East Grassy Plains, eh?
ButterflyI think now I see why you needed a disguise to go out, Princess.
LauraJust call me Laura. I don't ever want to be called a princess again.
ButterflyOh, well...if you're sure. Laura.
LauraYeah! I like the sound of that! It's so simple.
LauraAll right, now that you two are here, let's get on with putting my escape plan into effect.
ButterflyWait, wait, wait. Your escape? From the castle?
ButterflyWhy are they so serious about keeping you here?
LauraIt's my father's doing.
ButterflyWhy would the king do something like that?
LauraIt's that vile Professor Hughes! He just has it in for me, and he convinced my father to do this!
ButterflyWhat would Hughes have against you?
LauraHe knows that I'm the only one who can calm the Napdragon. But I won't do it for him.
LauraThe Napdragon is one of Castele's old guardians.
ButterflyOh, really?
LauraIt's an ancient red dragon. It can be just as fearsome as it can be sleepy.
Laura"Only one who is true of heart, mind, and soul may capture the Napdragon in true battle."
LauraSo the legend says. I think Hughes is sending out Paladins to slay it. Evil, bumbling, stupid Paladins!
LauraAs long as it's not provoked, the Napdragon is just a sweet-tempered beast. It does no harm.
LauraAnd that rotten ol' Hughes...
LauraHe's been trying to put together a Paladin army capable of capturing the Napdragon.
ButterflyWhy would he do that?
LauraI can't be sure...
LauraBut I think he sees the Napdragon as just another piece of material for his stupid research.
LauraYou never know what's going on with him. Lately he's been obsessed with researching Doomstones.
ButterflyIt seems like every time we see Hughes, it has something to do with one of those Doomstones.
LauraYes, the Doomstones are of great concern. And there have been disturbing rumors...
LauraSee, Hughes said there was a report...or two...or three that the Napdragon attacked someone.
LauraI told my father that was impossible. If there was an attack, the Napdragon must have been provoked.
LauraBut Father believed Hughes over me!
ButterflySo that's what's going on...
LauraHughes just wants me out of the way. Once that's done, no one will be left to protect the Napdragon!
LauraSo they locked me up in here. Just like they're going to lock up that poor thing!
ButterflyI'm sorry.
LauraI hate my Life! I hate my father! I hate this castle, and I hate being a stupid princess!
LauraWhy can't everybody let me be?! I just want to get out of here!
ButterflySo you really want to escape the castle, eh?
ButterflyLet's see what we can do.
LauraReally? You'll help me?
ButterflyWell...we're here, aren't we?
LauraThank you so much! I owe you a debt of gratitude.
ButterflyThink nothing of it. Let's get to work on busting you out of this place!
ButterflyLaura? What is it?
Laura*sniff* Oh, nothing. It's just that...Father doesn't care about me at all. *sniff*
ButterflyWhat? Why would you say that?
LauraJust forget it. I'm done feeling sorry for myself. It's time for less whining and more action!
ButterflyThat's the spirit! By the way, where did you get that blue cap? It looks so sharp on you.
LauraThanks. But let's cut the chitchat, Butterfly. It's time we talked some tactics.
LauraWe're on the top floor, and we need a way down. I've got a lantern, some flowers, and a nice tea set.
ButterflyI don't know how much any of that is going to help us. How about a ladder?
LauraA ladder! Perfect! Let me know when you find one.
LauraFather keeps one up here somewhere. He's paranoid about disaster preparedness.
LauraDon't be afraid to poke around. It must be up here somewhere. Check all the rooms in the castle.
ButterflyWe're on it!
LauraThanks! Don't let me down! Or...do let me down once you've found a ladder.
A Rope Ladder was hidden under the bed!
ButterflyHa! Piece of cake...or rope. Let's get back to Laura.
ButterflyLook what we found!
LauraI knew it! Good work.
ButterflyIt feels pretty sturdy.
LauraWonderful. This will do just fine, I think.
LauraCome. Let's take this over to the window.
ButterflyBut aren't there guards stationed down there below your window too?
LauraI've got that covered. Worry not!
ButterflyWhy am I suddenly worried...?
LauraI believe the saying goes, "What does one think when reflecting upon those apples?"
ButterflyHA! This is amazing. You've got your own secret hideout back here!
LauraI've never showed this room to anyone before! Do you wanna read some of my poetry?
ButterflyUh, well...of course, but shouldn't we get going right now? And maybe we can do that...later?
LauraYou're right. We've got work to do. Feel free to look around while I set this up.
ButterflyWhere did you get all of this cool stuff?
LauraOh, here and there. It's all stuff Father and I picked up on our adventures.
ButterflyYour father took you on adventures? The same father who's freaked out about you going outside?
LauraSo I'm not the only one who sees the contradictions. Good.
LauraFather used to take me all around Castele! We'd go climbing on Mount Snowpeak! It was so fun...
LauraAnd then...I don't know what happened. One day... he was just too busy for me.
LauraThe adventures just...stopped. But I wasn't going to let that keep me from going out!
LauraBut I realized it would be easier to move around Castele if I had some sort of disguise.
LauraAnd I must say, going around with the two of you was more fun than I've had in quite some time!
ButterflyIt was fun, wasn't it?! We should name our adventures. That would be the Grassy Plains Caper.
LauraI haven't laughed that hard in a while. Those two oblivious buffoons are quite a pair!
ButterflyAre we really that bad?!
ButterflyOh, you mean Pierre and Butch! Yeah, those two are good to have around if you're ever feeling down.
LauraHee hee! Perhaps we can dress them in motley and get them jobs at the Royal Court.
LauraAnyway, see this window here? This is our way out!
ButterflyVery nice!
LauraHelp me get this ladder stabilized.
LauraPerfect!
LauraHang on, Napdragon! We're on our way!
LauraWe made it. Nice work.
ButterflyIs this how you usually sneak out of the castle?
LauraIt is, though last time Hughes saw me. But I don't think he knew how I got out.
LauraLet's head straight for the Grassy Plains. I want to be certain we aren't being followed.
LauraWait a moment. Before we go any farther, there's something I must ask you.
ButterflyWhat is it?
LauraHow did you manage to get into my chamber back at the castle?
LauraAnd why did you just shove an Apple Pie in my face as soon as you showed up?
ButterflyWell, it was pretty difficult to get past your guards.
ButterflyUntil someone helped us set off a little weakness in those guards...
ButterflyIf you know what I mean.
LauraYou got past the guards because you had...a pie? *sigh* We need a more rigorous hiring process.
LauraSo the Napdragon has a nest on Mount Snowpeak.
LauraIf we go northeast from here, we'll find a Paladin camp at the base of the mountain.
LauraIt's just beyond that camp. Think you're ready?
ButterflyLet's do it! I can't wait to see the mountain where the Napdragon lives!
LauraThe mountain is tall, and the view is gorgeous. But the monsters can be a handful. So let's be careful.
ButterflyGot it!
LauraThe Napdragon is often seen atop the summit.
LauraUnfortunately, the summit is blocked off. It's a way to keep people from disturbing the Napdragon.
ButterflySo how do we get up there?
LauraWell, Mount Snowpeak has a, how should I say this... custodian of sorts.
ButterflyWhy does a mountain have a janitor?
LauraNo, it's someone who takes care of things up here. He's called the Indubitable Crowned Champion.
LauraHe's a bit eccentric. Just in case you hadn't already figured that out from his name.
LauraBut he's a big softie. I think he'll help us.
LauraLet's go! We're on the lookout for a little house with a red roof just beyond the waterfall!
ButterflySo...this little guy knows where the great Indubitable Crowned Champion is?
LauraHe sure does! Don't you, Grandpa Gladstone?
GladstoneThe question isn't what don't I, dear Granddaughter, but rather what DO I.
GladstoneWhat is it do I, anyway? Can you remind me?
ButterflyWait a second! This little bouncing beard is...
ButterflyThe Indubitable Crowned Champion?! Custodian of Mount Snowpeak and all that?
Butterfly*I think eccentric is an understatement.* Is he naked under that beard?
GladstoneI'm sorry—did you say something, my little talkative, holometabolous insect friend?
ButterflyUh, no! I was just wondering if... I was just saying it is an honor to meet you, Mr. Indubitable, sir.
GladstoneYou're lucky my granddaughter is with you. I got a glass case full o' your sassy kin!
ButterflyI meant no disrespect, sir. I was just wondering...if your legs were cold under that beard is all.
LauraSorry—I forgot to warn you. Grandpa has very good hearing. And a severe aversion to leg coverings.
GladstoneI've lived every Life there is to live. I'll wear whatever I want to wear! Or NOT wear!
GladstoneYour friends sound like your mother, sweet Laura.
ButterflyNo, of course, sir. You can wear whatever you want. I mean, I'm not wearing any pants either. HA!
LauraHey, Grandpa. I have a favor to ask.
LauraI need the key to the mountain summit.
GladstoneOh, it warms my heart to see a lust for adventure in those eyes, sweet, dear Granddaughter.
GladstoneBut it should be open. One of your father's men came by and just, very haughtily, demanded the key.
GladstoneI was too busy weaving a basket out of Healweed and spit to argue with him. So I let him borrow it.
LauraIt was Hughes, wasn't it?! That slimeball!
GladstoneHughes the Slimeball? Yeah, that sounds familiar.
GladstoneHe wouldn't stop babbling until I "accidentally" hawked a loogie on his boot. He finally left then.
LauraGrandpa, that's disgusting.
GladstoneOh, you must forgive me. I am but an old fogy, and I know not what I do...
GladstoneOh, I don't even know if I can find that key now. Where is it? Oh, my memory is gone. Who are you?!
LauraVery funny, Grandpa. Can I have the key?
LauraI knew I could count on you, Grandpa! Thank you!
LauraI need to get to the Napdragon before Hughes does!
GladstoneWell, good luck to you, dearest Laura. I'm sure you will. And if you don't, you won't.
GladstoneI think I should tell you before you go, though. We are entering a time of great peril.
LauraI think we may already be there...
GladstoneI have seen it foretold in the movements of Lunares.
GladstoneSo make sure you get back home before dark!
LauraWe'll see about that, Grandpa. Thanks again!
LauraI'll be all right. I've got good friends protecting me.
GladstoneI can see that. One good, wise, and silent. The other chatty, thick headed, and very pretty, I must say.
GladstoneThere's a small cabin up a ways on the mountain. It's royal property. Feel free to rest there if you need to.
GladstoneDearest sweet child, you must remember my words...
GladstoneBecause I don't. What was I talking about?
GladstoneNo matter. It will come back to me, or if it doesn't, then it won't. Begone and come again!
LauraThis is the door to the mountain summit!
LauraGrandpa always comes through when I need him.
ButterflyYou can do the honors, [Player]!
ButterflyOh, this is so exciting! What an adventure!
You used the Mountain Pass Key.
ButterflyGood work! Are we ready for this?
LauraI was ready for such an encounter when I was but a babe in swaddling clothes. Hee hee! Let's do this!
ButterflyWhoa! Everything is so white. I can hardly see!
ButterflyWait. Is...is this...snow?
LauraAre you telling me you've never seen snow before, Butterfly? That's such a shame!
ButterflyI've heard so much about it. I can't believe I'm finally getting the chance to see it! It's beautiful!
ButterflyBut...it's s-so...c-cold...
LauraYou're feeling all frozen inside, right? Don't worry—it makes the hot chocolate afterward taste so good!
LauraI think the cabin is just ahead. Let's see if slimy ol' Hughes is up there.
ButterflyQuickly, [Player]!
LauraWait a moment! Do you hear that?
ButterflyIt's Hughes! He's talking to those soldiers.
LauraI can't believe Father gave him permission to use the cabin. He knows it's a sentimental place for me!
LauraAnd now Hughes is using it as a base of operations for his diabolical little scheme.
ButterflyCan you hear what he's talking about? I can't quite make it out.
HughesViolent beast...*murmur murmur*...deadly fangs... *murmur murmur*...makes a ferocious...*murmur!*
HughesNapdragon...*murmur*...kill...and be sure to smile. *Murmur?!*
Paladin*Murmur,* sir, *murmur,* sir!
LauraUnless they came up here searching for some sort of mumbling treasure, this isn't good.
ButterflyWhat should we do?
LauraNo point in sneaking around. Let's confront Hughes.
HughesFirst, we shall render the beast unconscious using my newly developed Murmur Spray...
LauraDon't you dare lay a hand on that dragon, Hughes!
HughesPrincess Laura. Why am I only mildly surprised but majorly annoyed?
LauraDon't you patronize me, Hughes.
LauraWhat do you plan on doing with the Napdragon? Is this some sort of plot to usurp my father's throne?!
HughesPrincess Laura, I can assure you that you need not bother yourself—
HughesUsurp? Aha ha ha.
ButterflyWhat's so funny, Hughes? You didn't think someone would catch on to your plan?
LauraYou want the power of the dragon. Why else would you be so concerned with it all of a sudden?!
HughesOh, Princess! Oh ha ha ho, when you use big words like usurp, it's just...so... Ah ha ha ha ha!
LauraConfess your nefarious machinations, Hughes!
HughesAhh haa haa... Nefarious! Oh ho ho... Machinations! That's...that's very good, Princess!
Hughes*hack* *gasp* Oh my, you must forgive me. I just about laughed up a lung there. *cough*
LauraEnough of your insults, Hughes. Talk!
HughesPrincess, you know I have been in the service of your father for quite some time now.
HughesI'm sorry, but...hee hee...you have the wrong idea.
HughesWe're here to help the Napdragon. Not make it a part of some...hee...nefarious usurping machination.
LauraHelp it? What do you mean? Why would the Napdragon need help from you?
LauraStop trying to confuse me, Hughes!
PaladinPrincess, it's the truth!
PaladinWe're here to calm the Napdragon with a sedative.
LauraNonsense! I heard Hughes call it a ferocious beast. I heard him say "kill"!
PaladinYes, Professor Hughes was very clear that the dragon shouldn't be harmed.
Paladin"The effort may kill you, but that Napdragon is not to be harmed."
PaladinAnd we replied, "Yes, sir, yes, sir!"
PaladinActually, I may have mumbled that last part, but yeah, that's about it.
LauraI suppose this is why Father locked me inside my own bedroom.
LauraHe knew I would try to stop you from getting to the Napdragon, Hughes.
HughesYes. Unfortunately, he wasn't very fond of my new Princess Leash.
LauraWhat?! How could you suggest something like that!
HughesDesperate times call for desperate measures, Princess. I can't have any meddling with my work.
HughesJust your being here jeopardizes our mission.
Laura*Sheesh! Overly self-important much...?*
HughesI can see that you still have no understanding of this, Princess. Your father locked you up to protect you.
HughesIt was for your own good. And now you have put yourself in harm's way.
LauraWhat are you talking about?
HughesIf you hadn't been under watch by some...clearly incompetent guards...
Hughesyou would have run straight into the jaws of the Napdragon's fury!
Laura*shudder*
LauraWait. So the rumors... They're true?
HughesThey are not rumors, and yes, they are true. A Doomstone has crashed into Mount Snowpeak.
LauraOh dear, no...!
HughesWe are investigating the matter, but it appears these stones are now creating chaotic dangers.
HughesAnimals filled with a Doomstone's energy are acting increasingly aggressive.
HughesNow, can you imagine the energy of a Doomstone and adding a dragon's unbridled wrath to it?
HughesNo, of course not. Because all you see is a cute, sleepy beast with eyelids at half-mast.
LauraHe is rather adorable, I must say.
HughesPrincess, we are all aware of your fondness for the Napdragon. But you must be aware of reality.
HughesYou must accept the truth of what we are seeing happen all over Reveria right now.
HughesYour father took precautions to keep you safe.
LauraBy locking me in my chamber...
ButterflyLooks like we were on the wrong end of the assumption stick on this one...
HughesWe're seeing a massive increase in Doomstones. This must be related to the Lunares phenomenon...
LauraThe Lunares phenomenon?
LauraGrandpa said something similar earlier. What is happening with Lunares?
PaladinProfessor Hughes! We've got trouble!
PaladinThe Napdragon is on a rampage! We can't hold him!
HughesBlast! See the delay your interference has caused us!
LauraOh no...
HughesPrincess, stop! Come back!
HughesI feel so sorry for her father. He's a good man.
HughesYou two! Why don't you make yourselves useful and stop her before she gets fried to a royal crisp!
Butterfly*gulp* C'mon, [Player]! We've got to stop Laura!
ButterflyLaura! Don't move!
LauraEasy now, easy... Just calm down. Calm...
LauraAgh!
ButterflyLaura! Move away from the dragon! Please!
PaladinWHOA.
PaladinH-h-h-he's...
Paladinb-b-b-big...
PaladinY-y-y-yeah...
LauraPut your weapons away!
ButterflyDid you notice the Napdragon, [Player]?
ButterflyIt doesn't look like a shadow the way that Chompy was when the Doomstone's energy took him over.
ButterflyI don't think this is the Doomstone's doing. What's going on then?
PaladinYowza!
PaladinYikes!
PaladinI think I wet my armor!
LauraNapdragon, you stop it!
ButterflyPrincess! Be careful!
ErikI COMMAND THEE TO HOLD!
ErikWow...I can't believe that worked.
LauraFather!
PaladinKing Erik!
ErikLaura! Step away from the Napdragon this instant!
ErikLeave this to me!
LauraNo, Father! It's too dangerous! Something is wrong!
ErikThis Napdragon may be furious and out of control, but I can still make it cower before me!
ErikThough small in stature, I command a fearsome presence. And that is how one truly tames a beast!
ErikNow, Captain Mustang. If you will hand me my lute.
LauraFather. How did you find us up here?
MustangYour father felt guilty for locking you up, so he went to your room with an Apple Pie as a peace offering.
PaladinAPPLE PIE?!
ErikCaptain Mustache, control your men!
MustangYes, sir! You, men! Be controlled!
ErikI do owe you all my thanks. You have served bravely while cowering in fear. That is not an easy task.
ErikYou protected my daughter. Thank you for that.
ErikLaura, does this not take you back to one of our many adventures?
ErikYou always had a greater love for wild beasts such as this one.
LauraFather, I'm sorry I disobeyed you.
ErikNo time for that! Napdragon! I am your king!
ErikI'm not certain you remember me. It has been quite some time since you and I last locked horns.
ErikBut I have returned with authority in my voice, and I command you to CALM THEE DOWN. PLEASE.
ButterflyWait—did you see that?
Erik*I'm a little busy right now, butterfly...*
ButterflyThe Napdragon is trying to communicate.
LauraYes! See? It's not attacking. It's trying to tell us something. But what?
ErikAre you certain of that?
MustangWhat if it's trying to say it's hungry?
Butterfly...Nest? What nest?
Laura...Your...babies are there?
ButterflyNo... You want... They were taken from your nest?
ErikHow can you understand it?
ErikWait?! Did you say "nest"? There is one at the highest point of Mount Snowpeak.
ErikIt seems that whatever is happening up there is agitating the Napdragon. Let's investigate. Quickly!
LauraI thought we were at the highest point!
ErikHardly. This is just as high as I ever let you climb.
LauraThe Napdragon is listening to you, Father. You stay here. We'll investigate the nest.
Laura[Player]! Butterfly! Let's go!
ErikVery well, my dear. Quickly. Be brave and careful!
ErikNapdragon! Look deeply into my eyes... You are getting very— My, you really have beautiful eyes.
LauraThe Napdragon's Nest must be down here!
LauraI remember this! I came up here once when my father wasn't looking. Now I'm scared to go down there...
LauraBut I don't think fear is going to help us now. Let's stay on our guard, OK?
LauraIt's a Doomstone!
ButterflyThe baby dragons!
LauraThe Doomstone has taken them over too!
LauraThe Napdragon was worried sick about her babies!
LauraOh, those poor things...
ButterflyLet's not get too sappy now! [Player], there's only one thing to do!
LauraBe careful. Unless Butterfly decides to pick up archery, we're going to be outnumbered here.
ButterflyINCOMING!
LauraYour babies are back to normal, Napdragon!
ButterflyAre we sure that's normal for them?
LauraI'd say so! Can't you tell what a purring Napdragon sounds like?!
HughesIt seems you've gotten to the root of the problem by destroying a Doomstone...once again.
LauraThat's right, Hughes!
HughesThe Napdragon seems to be back to its docile self.
HughesWe must find out why these Doomstones are causing this frenzy inside the animals of Reveria!
LauraHughes, I...
LauraI'm sorry I had the wrong idea earlier. My accusations were baseless and unwarranted.
HughesBaseless and... Ha ha. Pay it no mind, Princess. I think I owe you an apology as well.
LauraFor what?
HughesThis entire situation could have been much worse had you not been here to talk with the Napdragon.
HughesI was mistaken to have suggested you be locked up...and leashed.
ErikI still can't believe you had the nerve, Hughes.
HughesI was joking! Sort of... I mean...yes. I apologize.
ErikAh, Hughes. I'm glad to see you can finally admit what a poor sense of humor you truly have.
ErikWell, it looks like all has ended well here with one very happy Napdragon!
ErikAnd it seems as though my daughter has found herself some very worthy adventuring allies.
Erik[Player], Butterfly, you have a king's gratitude. Mine. Not just any king's... My gratitude. I should've just said you have my gratitude.
LauraNapdragon? Did you have something to say?
LauraOh, yes. Of course.
ButterflyWhy, that's very kind of you. I do love hummus.
LauraThe Napdragon says thank you, [Player]!
LauraOh, really?
LauraI believe the Napdragon said something about guarding a treasure.
LauraAnd now it is time to...share that with Reveria?
LauraDid you catch that, Butterfly?
Hughes*ahem* Pardon me for interrupting, but I believe the dragon may be referring to that treasure chest there.
LauraIt's...it's so beautiful...
LauraBut what is it?!
ErikAh...that could only be the inelegantly named Goddess Cog.
ErikIt was a gift to Reveria from the Goddess herself. I never thought I'd actually see it in person, though.
HughesSo it's true. The Napdragon was entrusted with the task of guarding this sacred treasure.
HughesIt was only to be given to the most worthy of all adventurers.
HughesIt appears you two occupy some most rare air.
???The truth...is now coming clear...
???O, King of the Mountain. There is not much time.
ErikKing of the Mountain? That is how the king of Castele was addressed in the olden days.
ErikOH! You mean me?!
???*sigh* Yes, noble King Erik. I mean you.
???Your land, Reveria, is facing certain destruction.
ErikDestruction? What are you talking about? We have crops, Horses, lots of buildings... We're quite good.
???I bring word from another world... From Lunares.
HughesExtraordinary...
???The sky... It is falling. In a very real way.
???We are doing what we can to help you. But there is a limit to our powers.
ErikOK, floating female apparition above the mountain chasm, permit me a question.
???If you must...
ErikI must. If Reveria is in danger because the sky is falling, what can we possibly do about it?
???...
???The people must unite. Their wishes must be as one.
ErikThe people?
???All the people of Reveria...
ErikWhat, you mean...even people from...other lands?!
???Yes.
ErikOh, come on! Those people are savages! They'll never unite with us.
???You are the key, [Player].
LauraI knew you were special!
???The Napdragon has deemed you worthy of receiving a treasure from the Goddess.
???This treasure is a key.
???And only you alone are worthy enough to utilize this key.
???You are our greatest hope, for sure!
LauraI'm sorry, but did you just say "for sure"?
???Uh...I hath spoken, and now I must be off. May fortune smile upon you all and...yeah, may it smile.
LauraWeird.
ErikI proclaim that to be the strangest thing that has ever happened to me. Laura, don't tell your mother.
HughesThat was indeed very strange.
HughesBut if her words are to be believed, Your Highness...
Hughes(no English text)
Hughesthen perhaps the Doomstones are falling across all of Reveria.
ErikYes. That may be the case.
ErikIt has long troubled me that our bonds of friendship with neighboring Port Puerto have been severed.
HughesOh, those pirates can't settle their own business, much less deal with someone from another land.
ErikThis may be just the excuse I have been waiting for to reach out to them. And to repair our relations.
ErikHughes, I want you to tell me everything you can find out about the Goddess Cog. With our new friend's permission, of course.
HughesYes, my king!
ErikCaptain Mustang. I want the patrols surrounding Castele doubled.
MustangI'll muster up the manpower, Your Grace!
ErikLaura, I apologize for hurting your feelings and holding you prisoner in your own room.
LauraNo, Father, it is I who should apologize.
LauraI know you were only trying to keep me safe.
ErikI'm glad you see it my way. Apology accepted.
ErikLaura, in the past, I was always able to quickly jump in if you were ever in any danger.
ErikBut you're older now. And it's difficult for me to realize I must let you protect yourself at times.
ErikI should have expressed this to you earlier, rather than acting like a child myself.
ErikYou are grown up now. With good friends. And I realize I cannot treat you like a child forever.
ErikDon't tell your mother that, either. I will no longer confine you to the castle.
LauraReally?
ErikNot that it seems to have stopped you, anyway...
ErikI love you very much, Laura. And I want you to know I would never do anything to hurt you.
LauraOh, that's so sweet of you! Thank you, Daddy!
Erik*ahem* Laura, please. At least in front of others call me King Daddy.
Erik(no English text)
Erik[Player]. Butterfly. I am eternally indebted to you both. Thank you.
ErikWait—did Butterfly leave?
ErikWell, regardless, I am pleased Laura has met good friends she can trust on her adventures.
ErikPerhaps you could be my companions in the future if I ever decide to sneak out of the castle.
MustangYour Majesty, please! Don't give them any ideas!
HughesCaptain Mustang, you worry too much.
ErikAh ha ha! Just kidding!
MustangAh, yes. Quite funny...gallows humor, Your Grace.
LauraThanks again for everything, [Player]. This was fun, exciting, dangerous... This adventure had it all!
LauraSince we're already up here, I think I'm going to explore Mount Snowpeak a bit more.
ErikI think it's time we returned to the castle, Laura.
LauraWhat?! Already?! But we just got here!
ErikYour mother is worried sick. Let's go back, and we can plan out your next adventure.
LauraDad! You can't plan out adventures! They have to just happen! That's what makes them adventures!
ButterflyHA! I don't know, Princess. Lately I've been on quite a few adventures that took a bit of planning.
LauraButterfly, where have you been? You missed out on all of the action!
ButterflyOh, sorry! I was just, uh, getting some fresh air.
ErikYes, the mountain air is good for the soul! And the wings, I would assume.
ErikButterfly, have I ever told you how lovely the dulcet tones of your voice are? So familiar...somehow...
ButterflyOh, HA! Uh, thanks, Your Majesty. That's very kind of you. So should we get going?
ButterflyEverything set here, [Player]?
ButterflyNow that the Napdragon is happy, let's head back home. I want to tell Pam all about our adventure!
LauraI'll head back to the castle with Father. He's not used to this kind of excitement anymore.
LauraGood-bye for now!
PamWelcome back, dears! And might I ask where you have been all this time?
ButterflyWe were all the way on top of Mount Snowpeak!
ButterflyIt was all snowy and we had to get this key and then we found the Goddess Cog! It was amazing!
ButterflyAnd then the Napdragon said thank you!
Butterfly*yawn*
PamOh my. I think you need a rest, Butterfly. You're so tired, you're not making any sense.
ButterflyNah, it's just...a little... Well, maybe a...snooze.
Butterfly*yaaaaaaaawn*
PamEnough! Off to bed with you!
PamYou too, [Player].
PamYou look exhausted as well.
PamBut before you go, I have something to give you!
PamI can't believe it nearly slipped my mind. It really is, um, quite the present, I must say.
PamIt's from the king himself. You two are really making quite a name for yourselves with the royal family.
PamEnjoy your rest!
???Something is off here. The waves are talking. And I don't like what they're saying.
???Lady Olivia!
Olivia*sigh* Can't a pirate get a few quiet minutes to commune with the sea?
???They're out of control! We can't hold 'em!
OliviaThis certainly does not bode well. I'll be right there!
???I feel so conflicted... What's the matter, my dear? And don't hunch over like that. Posture is very important. I feel like I may have manipulated my friends today. Oh, really? How so? I was just trying to help. It's so hard to figure out how much I'm supposed to get involved with everything here! Well, I'm not sure what you're saying, dear. But as long as you didn't hurt anyone, I'm sure it's fine. You really think so? I do. And it's OK to feel uncertain about things. When the time is right, you'll know what to do. Just trust yourself. Trust myself. I'll remember that. Thank you.
Laura[Player]. We can't get out that way.
LauraThe Rope Ladder's over there!
Butterfly[Player]! Let's hurry to the top of Mount Snowpeak!
PaladinThat thing that fell here... Don't you wonder where it fell from?
PaladinIf it fell from the sky, it must have fallen from something IN the sky.
PaladinWhat?
PaladinRight now, we're combing the hillside for more unidentified fallen objects.
If the peak ye wish to reach, to the mountain custodian ye must speak.
LauraSomeone's left a trail... But...the summit's supposed to be off limits...
Laura[Player]! Let's head to that little house halfway up the mountain!
It appears to be locked...
ButterflyWe should read the letter...
CE_MAR_06_SKY_010_140_CUL_MODORU 【Return to Castele】
PaladinWould you like me to escort you to Castele? [Choice: Sure! / I'm fine here]
PaladinVery well! Off we go!
PaladinUnderstood! Just let me know if you require assistance!
★ Next location Who knows?
[Player] joined your party!
[Player] left your party.
Laura joined your party!
Laura left your party.
You handed over the [Player].
LauraLet's go on another adventure sometime! OK, [Player]?
LauraI'm pretty sure there's a Rope Ladder somewhere in this castle.
ErikAt some point, I would like to do something about the lighting in here. It's so...eh.
ErikWhat are you doing? I can't hold this stare forever! Begone!
ErikOpen that chest, [Player]! Let's see what's in it!
HughesWe must make haste. Thank you for your visit.
HughesI have a bad feeling about all this... Please hurry, [Player]!
HughesHaving a dragon in your debt... I am envious. From a scientific standpoint, of course.
HughesA diligent effort, [Player]. But remember, you're only as good as your last.
MinisterI have a disorder that forces me to perspire excessively. I'll thank you not to draw attention to it.
MinisterMove, quickly! I don't know how much longer this nonsense will keep them confused.
MinisterThe king just came charging down the corridor and out of the castle gate. He was yelling for his guardsmen...
GladstoneUse that key if you need it. Don't stay outside too long—it's cold up there! Pack some warm underwear. If you're into that kind of thing...
GladstoneSo the Napdragon finally found someone to bestow that treasure upon... Huh? What do you mean? How do I know about it? Didn't Laura tell you my hearing is amazing? Now be nice to my granddaughter, ya hear?
PaladinRocks falling from the sky. Angry Napdragons. Crazy times we live in, my friend. Cra-a-a-zy times.
PaladinHmm? A dragon, you say? I just saw one flying toward Mount Snowpeak.
PaladinHughes rallied the troops and headed off up Mount Snowpeak... Oh! Oops... I'm not supposed to discuss official matters with outsiders!
PaladinHuh? You wanna know if Hughes passed by here? ...I simply cannot say. That is a royal secret. Oh dear. I sound like a totally pompous twit, don't I? Well, anyway...rules are rules.
PaladinThis area is off limits! So don't even ask. And don't say please. I have a weakness for etiquette.
MustangThe Napdragon seems to have disappeared from the Grassy Plains. Be very careful.
MustangWe'll hold the dragon here. You find that nest!
MustangOverthinking things is better than not thinking at all...
TadHm? Captain Mustang? He's in the castle on the king's summons.
TadCaptain Mustang is currently away from his post. It seems there's been some trouble... Apparently the Napdragon's running amok.
IgnatiusThe captain? The king summoned him to the castle.
IgnatiusCaptain Mustang is currently away on business. There's been some bother with the Napdragon. Apparently the beast is out of control.
OpheliaPlease don't mind me. This is where I come when I need to think. Life goes by so quickly, you know...?
OpheliaPlease see that Laura gets her Apple Pie while it's still hot and aromatic.
OpheliaHughes says the princess is just going through a rebellious phase. But I still worry about her.
OpheliaDid you find what you were looking for? Tee hee. It's always the same old hiding place...
OpheliaHave you seen the princess or my husband? Perhaps they went off on an adventure like in the old days. That would be lovely.
PaladinI'm often terrified. And now these Napdragon rumors? I haven't slept in weeks.
PaladinThe Napdragon has gone back to its sleepy self. Now I can do the same...
PaladinI could really use some food. I get so hungry just standing here... Just an apple. One apple...
PaladinQueen Ophelia's Apple Pie is delicious! I mean, I think it is! I've never sneaked a bite, I swear!
A Rope Ladder? You must be joking. The professor doesn't reside in a tree house.
PaladinYou seem to be taking your sweet time around the castle. You're not one of those protesters, are you?!
PaladinTo help the apple, take the right path, not the wrong one. But how would ya know which is which?
PaladinYou look quite glamorous with that bow tie.
PaladinI think I know the answer. But I wanna wait and see if my buddy can get it first.
PaladinIt's best not to get too involved in the affairs of the royal family. At least that's what they tell me.
PaladinI hear nothing. I see nothing. The smell of that pie is taking over all my senses. Everything is pie...
PaladinNo unauthorized access!
PaladinI beg your pardon! Please take that pie and go!
PaladinI have orders to block this pathway and to tell everyone there's nothing to see here.
MerchantThe Napdragon has awoken! That thing is destroying my business!
EscortI'm so, so scared... Or maybe I'm just so, so frozen.
EscortI would gladly lay my Life on the line to protect the noble and reckless Princess Laura!
EscortWhew! I'm so glad everyone is safe. Maybe I can get home in time to polish my helm.
EscortI hear a fearsome rumble from beyond the bridge. Good luck to you!
EscortIt's just a drill. It's just a drill. It's just a drill...
EscortThat Napdragon won't stop looking at me. If I'm so safe...why do I feel so terrified?
EscortI-I-I c-c-c-an't m-m-move.
EscortI call the sound of my kneecaps knocking together my anthem of bravery. Ha ha... Mommy...
EscortI'm going to name all my children Napdragon.
RosemaryThe queen seems so troubled. I fear that all I can do to help for now is keep my distance.
RosemaryBut I only just gave the princess her afternoon snack... Well...when Apple Pie tastes this good, I guess there's always room for more!
RosemaryThe other day I found King Erik underneath the bed while I was sweeping his room. He's an odd one.
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