Bearhart (111)
Bearhart
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BearhartOh, Player! Wait a moment... Yer a wee bit taller than yeh were yesterday! BearhartNow that's what I like to see. Grow large, like a great big tree! BearhartAre yeh gettin' enough sleep, Player? When I can't sleep, I just stroke me beard! BearhartSoft as a blanket, it is. Sends me to sleep in a jiffy! BearhartWah hah hah! Did I scare yeh? I was just playin'. BearhartI saw yeh twitch just then! Thought yeh saw a bear, eh? I can see it in yer eyes. BearhartThat's the third person tonight! BearhartWhere would we be without trees? We need wood to survive. And us Woodcutters would be out of a job! BearhartI'm willin' to endure a little rain and cold. I've gotta help these trees grow big and strong! ...*ATCHOOO*!!! Bearhart...Hm? What was I tryin' to do just now? My memory's turnin' to sawdust... Bearhart...Hm? What was I tryin' to do just now? My memory's turnin' to sawdust... BearhartThis swingamedoo has some spirit. Hasn't given in under my weight yet! BearhartI do feel a wee bit sorry for it, though. Better keep it to a few swings at a time, eh? BearhartYes, yes. I know. I look like a bear in hibernation, yeh? BearhartI'm not familiar with the tastes of you young'uns. But it looks all right to me! BearhartWah hah hah! My muscles are brimming with energy! BearhartWoodcutters get hungry! We've gotta keep up that body strength! BearhartI've got a wee gift for yeh. Patience, now! You'll see in a moment! BearhartPlayer, if yeh stumble upon a bear in the woods, make this pose! Then do a runner. BearhartThanks, Player. This is a fine house, made with honest wood. BearhartI'm not sure about havin' me own place though. Makes me feel bad for me wife and daughter! BearhartPlayer, can yeh hear the voices of the forest spirits? I wasn't able to for the longest time... BearhartIt was me wife who pushed me to keep tryin'. My dear wife! I LOVE YOUUUUUU!!! BearhartPlayer, can yeh hear the voices of the forest spirits? I wasn't able to for the longest time... BearhartIt was me wife who pushed me to keep tryin'. My dear wife! I LOVE YOUUUUUU!!! BearhartListen, Player. If yeh find a tree that's just beggin' to be cut...You lead me right to it. BearhartThe thicker, the better. Got that? Yeh wanna take a thick ol' tree and... Thwack! BearhartListen, Player. If yeh find a tree that's just beggin' to be cut...You lead me right to it. BearhartThe thicker, the better. Got that? Yeh wanna take a thick ol' tree and... Thwack! BearhartMe bed is crying out in protest! Have I gone and guzzled too much honey? BearhartMy house is always open to guests! BearhartI brought over some firewood. Can't cook dinner without fire! BearhartPlayer! Is there anyone yeh consider both a friend and a rival? BearhartI've got a pal like that. We're always buttin' heads with each other! Yeh wanna find yourself someone like that. BearhartIf yeh were a tree, Player, yer trunk would be strong and sturdy. Yer bark would be smooth and yer branches, supple! BearhartLeastways they ain't snappin' off so easy! I can't wait to see how much yeh grow. BearhartGood news, Player! Yer gonna be me rival from now on! BearhartAge doesn't matter! We've gotta keep challengin' each other, right? Wah hah hah! BearhartYeh've earned yer spot in the sun, Player. Keep enjoying the Life of a Woodcutter! BearhartThat's strange... I don't hear the voices of the forest. Am I too far away...? BearhartThat's strange... I don't hear the voices of the forest. Am I too far away...? BearhartI'm still here, and it's all thanks to you. Now I can get back to the Life I love. I haven't cut me last tree yet! BearhartI'm still here, and it's all thanks to you. Now I can get back to the Life I love. I haven't cut me last tree yet! BearhartI forget what we were just talkin' about! My memory's like sawdust. BearhartDid I see yeh twitch just now? Thought I was a bear, eh? BearhartSteady on, Player! Now's not the time to be chattin' with me. BearhartYeh understand Woodcutters! We gotta stay topped up to topple them treetops! BearhartWah hah hah! My dear wife will be delighted to see this! BearhartMy dear wife likes to make this for me. Yer too kind. BearhartWell aren't I lucky to receive a fancy gift like this? Wah hah hah! BearhartThanks! Here's a wee somethin' to say thank you. BearhartHere's a wee somethin' extra! Young'uns like you need the support! BearhartWanna hear how me wife and I first met? BearhartWah hah hah! Sounds like a fun story! BearhartWah hah hah! Sounds like a fun story! BearhartHmm. Maybe this isn't the story for me. BearhartHmm. Maybe this isn't the story for me. BearhartWe found each other in the forest. She took one look at me and... Well, she fled! Must've thought I was a wild bear. BearhartBut she'd dropped 'er handkerchief, see, so I followed... And that's how it all started. Happy times... BearhartMaybe I shoulda gone with a different story. BearhartHeard a nasty crack when I plonked me rear in this bench! BearhartI oughta let a Carpenter know so they can fix it. Oh dear... I hope they're not too mad at me... BearhartY-Yeah... It was probably nothin', anyway. BearhartWoodcutters are always hungry! Can you guess how much I eat in a day? Bearhart...Three meals, plus four snack breaks! BearhartHoney makes a great snack. If it's solid enough, yeh can have it on the go. Not so good for the teeth, though... BearhartWah hah hah! Enough talk, then. I'll show you how much I can eat, right here! BearhartAll right, young'uns! Watch and learn! BearhartA night awake takes its toll at my age! 
Hefty Bear Carving...Ah, it's hopeless. Who'd believe me while I look like this? A wooden bear!Bearhart...Ohh! Now I can hold me axe again! Player, yeh saved me! BearhartThough me back still aches from being on all fours. Wah hah hah! BearhartMmm! Feels like the creator o' this Item is speakin' to me through their work! BearhartSurprised to find me in an art gallery? I'm surprised meself! Wah hah hah! BearhartPlayer! Can I have this Item for Dosh? BearhartI'd offer more, but that's all me savings... BearhartThanks for putting a smile on this old man's face! BearhartThis island's a bit bare, ain't it? If my savings can help ya build 'er up, feel free to use it... BearhartWah hah hah! You show a fine sense fer buildin'! I feel younger just walkin' about Island! BearhartA grand resort you've crafted, grand indeed! I'd love nothin' more than to have my wife an' daughter here for a picnic. BearhartWah hah hah hah! I feel like I could fell a tree with a single swing! BearhartThis one's got a good, lumbery scent. Put it to good use, will ya? BearhartI'm so hungry I can't focus on me work! Bearhart...Though m'belly's showin' a wee bit lately. I'll have to diet or the missus will give me what-fer... Bearhart's PhantomWah hah hah! Don't be frightened. I may look like one, but I ain't a great big bear. I'm a mere Woodcutter. Bearhart's PhantomYou look like ya got a hankerin' fer choppin'! Whaddya say, shall I lend ya a hand? BearhartWant to give me a hand? I'm goin' woodcuttin'! BearhartCould use the help. Even I get me axe stuck in a stubborn tree now and then. Wah hah hah! BearhartYer a kind soul. Chop, chop, off we go! BearhartAll right, I'll ask again when yeh've grown some thicker bark. Wah hah hah! BearhartThanks for the help! Yeh've got the soul of a Woodcutter, I felt it in the swing of yer axe. BearhartErm, what was it now... I had a favor to ask yeh... BearhartOh, yeah! I need one o' these, could yeh fetch one for me? BearhartYeh don't mind? Thanks. I'll be waitin', then. BearhartToo busy, are yeh? No worries, I'll find a way to get it. BearhartBrought me what I asked for, did yeh? Hmm, let me take a look... BearhartThanks! Knew I could rely on yeh. Here, have this. BearhartOh, sorry about that! Am I gettin' mixed up? BearhartI'm gatherin' materials right now. Could use a hand, actually... BearhartBring me some o' these, will yeh? Should be easy as pie for someone like you! BearhartWah hah hah! It's choppin' time! BearhartGettin' bigger and better every day! BearhartI may be fuzzy, but I ain't no bear. 
