Pierre (109)
Pierre
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PierreHave you found a job for me yet, Player? PierreAs you can see, I'm in need of ample Dosh to support my extravagant livelihood. PierrePlayer, you're alive! I've not heard a peep out of you all day! How could you do this to poor Pierre? PierreI'm not loafing around! I'm engaged in creative thought, yes. Pierre...I wanna see Leilah so bad. PierreNight is my friend. It's when gangsters like me come out to play... PierreOh yeah, I told myself I wouldn't be a gangster anymore... PierreI get kinda emotional on rainy days like this. PierreWhat if Leilah's out there, freezing in the cold? PierreAhhh, that's better... You think I sound like an old man? How dare you! PierreI'll have you know I'm ripe with youthful energy! PierreAhhh, that's better... You think I sound like an old man? How dare you! PierreI'll have you know I'm ripe with youthful energy! PierreI'm not goofing off! I have to channel my creative energy somehow, don't I? Pierre*Snore*... *Sniff*... How do you like Pierre... Now he's rich...? *Snore*... PierreI was gonna arrange all this myself, you know, as an Artist! What a shame! PierreMaybe I could try this Life if I don't make it as an Artist. PierreMy doors are always open to a free meal! PierreHere, you can have this. I'm surprised by my own generosity! PierreI'm gonna teach you how to do my special pose. It's a tricky maneuver, so keep your eyes peeled, okay? Pierre...Wait, what're you doing with your eyelids? Stop that! PierreMy very own house... *Sniff* If momma could see me now... PierreJust 'cause it's you, Player, I'll let ya in on a secret. I've found my future bride! Like a rose in the wild plains, she is! PierreOnly problem is, I dunno how to talk to her. Okay, let's say you're her, and I'm me... Pierre...Never mind, that was a bad idea. PierreYou want shelter from the rain? Then you'd better show me some Dosh! Pierre...Oh yeah, you're the one who gave me this house. All right, you don't have to pay! Pierre*Snore*... *Sniffle!*... Leilah... PierreI knew this day would come! I've had a stroke of genius! A flash of inspiration! PierreHere, go play with this. I've gotta be alone right now! PierreWhat can I say? People trust me, I'm a popular guy. I'm like everyone's big brother. PierreI'll have you know I'm here on important business, so whatever you want can wait, Player! PierreMy friend, you remind me of myself when I was a young gangster... PierreNo wait, I'm still young! I mean when I was even younger! PierreYou're the only person I trust to help bring me and my future wife together. You've gotta help me! PierreWho am I talking about? Why you ignoramus! PierreIt took Pierre too long to realize what a remarkable individual you are, Player. PierreYou're even as remarkable as I am... Maybe a little less. PierrePlayer! I'll give you 3 Dosh for one of your artworks! PierreI'd never resell it at a high price. Never! PierreGods! Goddesses! Save meee! PierreOh right, the one trying to reset our world is also a god! Who should I be praying to? PierreGods! Goddesses! Save meee! PierreOh right, the one trying to reset our world is also a god! Who should I be praying to? PierreI was hoping to ward off the God of Evil myself, actually. What a shame! PierreI was hoping to ward off the God of Evil myself, actually. What a shame! PierreI cannot deal with all these interruptions to my schedule! PierreYou're friends with Host? I'm... Pierre...I'm their brother, yeah. We're both important. I'm a little bit more important, in fact. PierreWe might have visitors, make preparations already! We can make 'em wait a little, but too long would be mean! PierreWhat? You're giving me something? PierreJust what I need! ...How did you know? PierreHow much Dosh can I get for this...? I jest, I jest. PierreMy friend, since when have you had knowledge of my favorite food...? Pierre...I'm really gonna take this! You won't get it back! ...Understand? Pierre"Always pay your debts." That's what momma used to tell me. PierreI've got a lot on my plate, metaphorically speaking! PierreYou might as well rob poor Pierre of this, too! Go on, take it! PierreI had a terrible fright while I was transformed into that Strangeling statue... PierreSounds like a good story to me! PierreSounds like a good story to me! PierreMy friend, what are you blathering on about...? PierreMy friend, what are you blathering on about...? PierreA playful kitty cat came over and started pawing at me. I was tottering all over the place, thought I was gonna fall! PierreWhat if I'd hit the floor and smashed into smithereens? I'm terrified just thinking about it! PierreHey, I was just getting started...! PierreGet a load of this! I was scouted by an Artist headhunter from the Kingdom of Mysteria! PierreHe works for their royal family and they want to employ ME. If only I could afford that 10,000 Dosh registration fee... PierreHuh? It's a scam? N-No way! PierreI'm proud of that story... PierreGuess what? I've got a new friend! PierreYeah, his name's Colm. Took a real liking to me after I gave him a donut I dropped on the floor. PierreHe looks up to me, thinks of me like a brother. What can I say, I'm a popular guy! PierreNo one wants to listen to poor Pierre... PierreGonna make me some Dosh! Pierre*Wheeze*... Time for a break? PierreFinally, I can get some rest! PierreHeeey! Why are you ignoring me? PierreCan't see where I'm going... Pierre*Sniff* What a beautiful sunrise... PierreI'm right behind ya, Player! 
Big Brother BustYou are in the presence of Pierre the Artist! A handsome rogue, tragically transformed into this handsome statue.Big Brother BustSee, I said I'd become an Artist, but I never said I'd become a work of art myself! Confounded, I am! PierreI'm really back to normal? This is great! PierreI can't return the favor in Dosh, as my underling Butch is keeping it safe for me... But my art will go for a high price! ...Maybe! ...Someday! PierreItem, huh? Gotta have my artistic sense to estimate its worth. Guess yours might be good enough, too. PierreLook, don't steal! I may be a gangster, but I'm a good gangster! PierreAll right, gimme Item for Dosh! I'm not paying a thimble more than that! Pierre...I told ya, that's all I can afford! Pierre*Sniff*... My wallet's empty but my heart is full of joy. PierreIf you're planning to develop this island, I'm gonna keep a close eye on you and your progress! Stay sharp! PierreThis island ain't half bad! I could have done better, but still! PierreYou've done well with the island... I'm impressed! You've got some skill, kid! PierreIf I'm gonna make something with this, then Leilah would be the perfect model... PierreGah, Player! How long have you been there!? PierreThis piece...is magnificent! PierreAnd my artistic eye to recognize its beauty is more magnificent still! PierreOoh, this is quite the treasure. Now to find a buyer... PierreWait, no! Kidding, I was only kidding! Pierre's PhantomI could paint a decent...no, a fantastic portrait of you. If you want me to. PierreHey, Butch! How's Life as a Farmer going? Keep working hard, and one day we'll achieve our goal of self-sufficiency! 
ButchI'm workin', bro! Day in and day out, I nourish my vegetables with love and care.ButchMy back kinda hurts...but I works hard knowin' my vegetables will feed Mama back home. Pierre*Sniff*! You're gonna make Pierre cry... All right, I'll give you one free back massage! ButchSo we each got a Life now... When's the Dosh gonna start flowin' in? PierreSoon! My artwork is going to sell big, I tell you! ButchYou're amazin' bro! ...So uh, how soon is "soon"? Pierre"Soon" means soon, all right?! That's all you need to know! PierreEat away, Butch! I happen to know that the meals here are free! ButchGot it, bro! Back when we was gangsters, sometimes we had to live offa nothin' but mushrooms. PierreHuh...? What's this? A bill... Are you telling me the food ISN'T free?! ButchI ain't got no Dosh on me, bro! PierrePlayer, I've got a great idea. Want to hear it? PierreIt's simple: we create an artistic masterpiece, become famous, and make tons of Dosh! Sounds perfect, doesn't it? PierreI knew you wouldn't miss this opportunity! I want you to make my art look real classy, all right? PierreOh, I get it! Afraid to be stuck in the great Pierre's shadow, I see. PierreIt turned out great, even if you did most of it! Now all we have to do is sell it, and we will be SWIMMING in Dosh! PierreIs no one going to help poor Pierre in his time of need? PierreI'm in desperate need of this item, see... Please, get it for your dear old Pierre? PierreGreat! Knew I could rely on you. Well, have fun! PierreYou... You're supposed to help me! PierreHey, where's that thing I asked you to get me? PierreOh, you actually brought it? Well done, you did a good job! PierreDon't tell me you forgot about it...? PierreBefore I became an Artist, I earned Dosh by selling all of the materials I'd gathered that day. PierreNow it's your turn. Bring me these materials, and I'll buy them off of you! PierreThis is just an act to fool the enemy! PierreOne Dosh, two Dosh, three Dosh, four... PierreT-that's enough...for today... PierreThe indomitable Pierre shall not stay down! PierreI wasn't really that hurt, y'know! PierreI'm on your side! So, where's my Dosh? PierreD-Don't go dying on me yet! PierreI'm the best in Reveria...! I think? PierreBuuutch! Where is that oaf...? 
