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Farmer

Go to Lulab Forest

FarmerThese earthquakes keep messin' up our crops. They're lookin' worse than my ungroomed mustache!

Return to Idylla Village

FarmerWhew. I'm finally done clearin' up the damage to our fields. Neat and tidy as my mustache after a proper groomin'!

That Wretched Cornella!

FielderMind lendin' me an ear?
FielderA monster has been causin' some real trouble in my fields as of late. Been a real bother.
FielderThing is, there ain't nothin' I can do. So, can ya show that tricksy Cornella what's what?
FielderBlasted Cornella has been tormentin' the vegetables I've poured my heart and soul into... I can't let that slide.
FielderGuess I ain't gonna convince you otherwise. Never mind. Guess I'll have to arm myself with a hoe and charge into those fields myself!
FielderThank ya! Now I'll be able to work the fields without a care in the world. This is my way of showin' my appreciation.
FielderCome on down to my fields! I've got a heap of them monsters ripe for the pickin'! Sorry, I know this ain't the time for jokin' around.

Killer Bear Killer

FielderHey, kid! Can ya do me a quick favor?
FielderChaos has broken out in my fields yet again. I could hardly believe my eyes, I tell ya!
FielderI ain't got no one else to turn to... Would ya help a guy out and teach this Killer Bear a lesson for me?
FielderWe ain't gonna let that Killer Bear get away with this. But still, why's my patch of land the latest hot spot for these monsters?!

Not a Cat Person

FielderI'm beggin' ya! Save my veggies!
FielderIt's like they're obsessed with my fields. Every time I chase some of them away, a new monster shows up and starts tormentin' my vegetables.
FielderI ain't gonna let it slide anymore. That Black Panther needs dealin' with. Can you get revenge for my veggies?
FielderI'm startin' to think my fields are cursed... Drive away that Black Panther and break this curse for me!

A Quaint Old Tree

VintaHey, you! The lively-looking kid over there!
VintaI need to replace my field's fences, so I'm looking for some tasteful wood to use.
VintaWe Farmers have our own sense of style, you know. We care what our fields look like.
VintaWhen I think "tasteful," the first thing that comes to mind is an Elder Oak Log. I wonder if you could find some for me?
VintaI'll keep myself busy while you get those Elder Oak Logs. Maybe I could pick some pumpkin seeds or something.
VintaOh, that's disappointing. My vegetables would have loved the upgrade.
VintaOh, what lovely wood! Let me take a look at it.
VintaThis is just the size and thickness I was hoping for! Even its splintered surface has a certain charm.
VintaI should be able to make a lovely new fence for my field with this. I can't wait to see the joy on my vegetables' faces.
VintaHere's a little something to express my gratitude. Thanks.
VintaAre you using it for something else? I'm so jealous.
VintaFor my vegetables, the field is like their home. Every now and then, I like to redecorate for them.

Beautiful Old Growth

VintaOh my. You seem to have plenty of energy.
VintaI want to freshen up my field by upgrading its fences. Could you find me some pretty wood to build them out of?
VintaI'm not an Artist or anything, but even we Farmers have taste, you know.
VintaI think some Elder Cherry Logs would make for a stunning gate.
VintaI'll water my cabbages while I'm waiting for those Elder Cherry Logs.
VintaWhat a beautiful tree! Can I have it?
VintaThat color, that pattern... It's even more beautiful than I imagined! It's almost too precious to touch.
VintaWith such gorgeous gates surrounding them, my vegetables will be glowing!
VintaOkay, here's a little something for your time. Thanks for your help.

You Don't See That Everyday

VintaHey, you. Your energy is infectious.
VintaI want to replace my field's fence out of something unusual—something that makes people do a double take.
VintaMy field's birthday is coming up, so I should probably give my vegetables a present.
VintaPerhaps I could make a fence out of Elder Skytree Logs. Would you be able to get me some?
VintaI need to harvest my potatoes while I'm waiting for those Elder Skytree Logs.
VintaThat's it. Elder Skytree Logs! I'll gratefully accept it from you.
VintaOh my... I'm so nervous, my hands are shaking. It just looks so rare!
VintaI'm sure my neighbors will ask me what I used to make my fence.
VintaAnd I'll be like, "Heehee! About that..." Thank you for all your help. Take this as a reward.

Carroty Catastrophe

Grandpa RadishHey, a customer. Welcome... Or not!
Grandpa RadishMy field's bein' attacked by an onslaught of carrots!
Grandpa RadishI don't hate carrots or anythin'. I'm actually pretty fond of 'em.
Grandpa RadishBut when it comes to some carrot monsters ravaging the soil in my field, that's a different story. Teach them Carroty a lesson for me, won't ya?
Grandpa RadishPunish those Carroty for me, fellow radish guardian!
Grandpa RadishDid ya see right through my plan? Okay, I admit it. I was hopin' you'd get carried away and steamroll those beasts.
Grandpa RadishMy radish savior has returned! Take this as a thank-you. And make sure to rest up.
Grandpa RadishMy radish fields belong to my radishes and my radishes alone. I wouldn't cheat on 'em with any other veggies.

Harden Your Heart

Grandpa RadishUgh... It's been one thing after another lately.
Grandpa RadishI have some bad news for ya, comrade. The Frosty Radishy have come.
Grandpa RadishWhen those Frosty Radishy go through my field, they'll leave the ground all hard and icy... Pains me just to think about.
Grandpa RadishThe safety of my radishes is at stake. Help me quash those beasts!
Grandpa RadishI'm relying on you to defeat those Frosty Radishy, my radish guardian!
Grandpa RadishYou did a great job there! The hero who saved my radish field deserves a reward.

A Giant Radishy Appears!

Grandpa RadishHelp me out, comrade!
Grandpa RadishSome mutant radishes... Some Radishella are targeting my field!
Grandpa RadishThey're probably the descendants of that radish monster I fought way back when...
Grandpa RadishGah. If I were a little younger, I'd be out there on the front line, defendin' those veggies with all my might!
Grandpa RadishThis is the biggest crisis I've faced since that legendary battle between me and the radish monster. Can you put an end to this?!
Grandpa RadishIf you defeat those Radishella, you'll be a hero to all my radishes!
Grandpa RadishGuess our long-standing feud has finally come to an end. It ain't gonna get you very far, but I want you to have this.
Grandpa RadishPlus, you've earned a nickname for taking down those Radishellas!
Grandpa RadishYou can now call yourself the Radishredder. Feel free to scream it from the rooftops, buddy!

Talk

FarmerI'm from Faraway Island, here to start my new life in the city! All these people 'n sights are makin' me dizzy!
FarmerWe gather here to enjoy all our freshly-picked vegetables. They're packed with enough flavor to blow yer cheeks right off.
SopranoMy tomatoes are as plump and sweet as my grandkid's cheeks!
FarmerSometimes our vegetables turn out huge, bigger than me! And they have faces!
Farmer...What? I ain't foolin'!
FarmerHey, Nana! Pass me the waterin'—hey, you ain't Nana! You a visitor or somethin'?
FarmerFeel free to pluck out any vegetables ya want, just be gentle when ya harvest 'em with yer hoe.
FarmerMy vegetables grow mighty strong when I water 'em with this special waterin' can.
FarmerAw. Where's my special waterin' can gone?
FarmerWho knows? Maybe that watering can I found in the forest ended up right back where it came from.
FarmerI've brought freshly-picked vegetables all the way from Faraway Island. So don't be leavin' any, or I'll show you how tough we Farmers are!
FarmerI've brought some fresh vegetables all the way from Faraway Island. They're packed full of fightin' power!
SopranoMy grandchild refuses to eat tomatoes... Do you know any good recipes that might work?
Material ShopWelcome to our Material Shop! We have a great selection to choose from.
Material ShopSee anything else you'd like?
Material ShopThank you for your patronage!
Store ClerkHi there! Here to sell three Onions, are ya?
Store Clerk...Huh? Ya don't have 'em? Well then, come back when ya do!
Material ShopWelcome, welcome. Our Material Shop sells vegetables plucked fresh from the ground.
Material ShopTake another look before you go?
Material ShopThank you very much!
Material ShopHi there! Here to sell three Onions, are ya?
Material Shop...Huh? Ya don't have 'em? Well then, come back when ya do!