Proto Beetle Baller (14)
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Proto Beetle BallerRollin', rollin', rollin'... Gosh, I'm drowning in jewels and gems... Which is a real problem.
Proto Beetle BallerI want...the Item... *Mutter*
I was out for an evening stroll when I ran into a whole swarm of hill spiders. I've hated anything with eight legs ever since.
I see a whole lot of shiny gold rocks 'round these parts. Rollin' those around would look swanky as all get-out.
I'm gonna roll this all the way up the mountain! That's what we do for fun around here!
Roll, roll, roll... Why DO I feel compelled to roll anything round?
Rollin', rollin', rollin'...
Ew! You've only got two legs! That's sooo freaky!
Oh, that golem? Appeared out of the blue one day. Been keeping the village well-maintained ever since.
Oh! A customer! What can I do for you?
Anything else?
Then, that's that! See you again soon!
Goodness, you're a lifesaver! Everyone's been gathering up gems to thank the golem with, but they went a little overboard. Our little borough got buried!
I'm so glad that we could get the place cleaned up before Gonk got back! We'll have to roll in moderation from here on out.
As a famous vegetable connoisseur, it takes a lot to wow me. So, this is quite the accomplishment.
I want some good veggies. I'll buy a bunch, then roll on home.








