Young Lady (76)

Young Lady

Visit the Guild Office

Young LadyWhen someone told me that a big old dragon crashed into Auntie Anne's house, I thought they were joking. But it turned out to be true!

Young LadyKing Ranoah took care of everything, of course, so all of us are safe and sound. Shocked, but safe.

Frill of the Hunt

TosakaLately, the Tunoco Lizards are causing nothing but trouble. Everyone's getting fed up.

TosakaWould you mind showing those Tunoco Lizards a thing or two?

TosakaRemember, Tunoco Lizards! Those pesky creatures are proving a real nuisance.

TosakaOh, okay. That's a shame. I got my hopes up for a moment there.

TosakaThanks! This will put everyone's minds at ease!

TosakaLizards look cute, but the mischief they cause certainly isn't.

Sandzard Subjugation

TosakaThanks for helping me out last time! Unfortunately, a new bunch of lizards have started causing trouble...

TosakaI need you to teach those shifty Sandzards a lesson for me.

TosakaShow those Sandzards who's boss! Really sock it to 'em!

The Legendary Lizard

TosakaHey, just the person I was looking for! Guess what? Another hoard of lizards has begun wreaking havoc.

TosakaGemeleons, to be specific. I feel bad for asking, but could you throttle those beasts for me?

TosakaRemember, it's Gemeleons we're talking about! Make sure they know never to mess with us again!

I Need Firewood!

WoodrowHelp, help, I'm running out of wood! Gods, please bestow upon me some more wood!

WoodrowOh! Just the person I was looking for! I've recently started chopping wood as a kind of workout, and it's surprisingly addictive.

WoodrowI've been chopping wood with such enthusiasm every day that I've ended up running out of wood...

WoodrowIt's frustrating, because I still have a little extra flab I'd like to work off. Could you fetch me some Oak Logs so I can continue exercising?

WoodrowWill you bring me those Oak Logs before I gain even more extra flab? Only time will tell!

WoodrowWhat am I going to do? Wood-chopping has become such a big part of my life. I don't think I'll feel the same without it.

WoodrowThose are the logs I've been waiting for! Let me chop them up already.

WoodrowThank you! Now I can restart my exercise routine. I just love the feel of this stuff. Makes me want to rub my face against it.

WoodrowWhat?! But I wanted to do some chopping!

WoodrowYou want to know the trick to chopping wood? Well, that's simple. You just go ker-chak!

I Need More Firewood!

WoodrowI need more wood! At this rate, I have no chance of winning. Please, gods, give me some more wood to chop!

WoodrowOh! Great timing! You see, I've decided to take part in a woodcutting contest and I've been taking my training extremely seriously.

WoodrowThe problem is, I must have been training a little TOO hard. I'm all out of wood.

WoodrowCould you get me some Pine Logs? I really want to win this tournament.

WoodrowThe top prize is a year's supply of wood—I NEED to get first place! I'll be waiting for those Pine Logs!

I Need Even More Firewood!

WoodrowHelp, help! I'm running out of wood! Those kids need wood to chop! Come on, please!

WoodrowOh! Perfect timing! I'm actually going to be teaching kids how to chop wood.

WoodrowI was really putting my all into my practice, but I ended up chopping up the wood that the kids were supposed to use.

WoodrowAt this rate, I'm going to be teaching a woodcutting class without any wood. Can you bring me some Sugar Logs?

WoodrowDon't let the kids hear about this. If they catch you bringing those Sugar Logs to me, I'm toast.

WoodrowYou're not going to bring me them? I know I was the one who got myself into this mess, but I can't bring myself to face those kids now.

WoodrowThose are the logs I've been waiting for! I can't wait to slice right through them... Wait, no! I need to save them for the kids!

WoodrowThank you! Now I can teach the children the joys of woodcutting. Are you interested, too? You can be one of my pupils.

WoodrowBut I wanted to show the children how fun chopping wood can be!

As a Lettie

ArtyomAre you a Lettie, too? Let me see whether you've got good enough taste to call yourself a Paulette fan.

ArtyomBring me a Candle! On your mark, get set, go!

ArtyomCould you bring me a Candle? Don't fret—I'm not expecting it to be up to Paulette's standards.

Artyom*Giggle* Not confident enough?

ArtyomIs that the best you could do? Okay, let's take a look.

ArtyomHmm, seems like you have a fairly good eye. You're qualified enough to call yourself a Lettie.

ArtyomTruth is, I didn't actually care if you were a Lettie or not.

ArtyomI just wanted a Candle. Tee hee... Naughty, aren't I?

ArtyomTee hee... Have your nerves got the better of you?

ArtyomNow that I understand the value of art, jewels are nothing more than rocks to me.

As a Lettie, Continued

ArtyomHeh... Back again, are we? Well, this Lettie wants to be impressed.

ArtyomBring me a Lily Light. Ready, set, gooo!

ArtyomI have high standards. I'm going to use this Lily Light to assess your taste.

ArtyomI'm a Lettie. When it comes to works of art, I don't sugarcoat my opinions. Are you ready?

ArtyomAs far as I'm concerned, you've passed the test. You've earned yourself the privilege of befriending this Lettie, at least.

ArtyomI'm pulling your leg. You know what my real intentions were, don't you? I just wanted that lamp.

ArtyomTo think you convinced yourself to believe my naughty lies. Is this the sort of thing you're into? Tee hee...

As a Lettie, Final

ArtyomBack again? You're a strange one.

ArtyomSince you're here, I want you to bring me a White Flower Vase.

Artyom...

ArtyomI'm not going to hold your hand the whole time, you know. Tee hee...

ArtyomIs it my approval that you want, or my jewels? If you have a White Flower Vase, you might get what you're hoping for.

ArtyomI'll end up comparing it to Paulette's work, whether I mean to or not.

ArtyomIt's gorgeous. In this Lettie's point of view, you have an impeccable eye.

ArtyomBut I don't care about the vase. I just wanted to make you sweat for me.

ArtyomTee hee. Did you think I was being serious? Sorry for messing with you.

ArtyomWhat can I say? I'm just naughty like that. Make sure you don't let anybody snatch anything valuable from you.

Talk

Young LadyMy parents told me the same thing over and over. "Find a Life and don't be idle, or 'imp' will be your new-found title!"

Young LadyThis is Eternia Village, the home to many Life Masters. Me? I live here because it's trendy.

Young LadyDid you see Auntie Anne's new house? It looks even better than before! Heh, nothing keeps a woman like her down for long...

Young LadyAll Grandpa ever talks about is that Cog! Cog this, Cog that! What's the big deal?

Young Lady...What? You can see me?

Young LadyJust kidding! I'm just a teacher here, hee hee.

Young LadyAre you trying to flirt with me...? I'm just kidding, tee hee! Sorry, honey. I'm busy getting things ready for tonight.

Young LadyI hope you're having a good time! Can I get you anything?

Young LadyOH. MY. GODS. I haven't seen you in AGES!

Young Lady...By the way, *hic* who are you again?

Young LadyAhh... If only I had a magic wand that could reverse time and make my skin as smooth and perfect as it was in my younger days...

Young LadyHello traveler, and welcome to Mysteria! This kingdom is made up of a great number of islands.

Young Lady...Oh, you're not tourists? My tour guide services aren't free, you know!

Young LadyI don't want to give you the wrong impression, but we don't get many adventurers around here anymore. Sightseeing has all but dried up across the land.

Young LadyRumor has it that all of the travelers have been transported to a distant world—just like "The Tale of the Hero from Beyond"... Haha, what a thought!

ArtistI was hoping to find an item with the power to manipulate time, but there aren't any for sale. Oh well...

Young LadyHee hee, I bought my very own Macho Muscle Body Pillow. Best Dosh I ever spent. Now I fall asleep wrapped up in Frajeel's muscles every night!

Young LadyAnd since I'm sleeping so much better, my skin is just glowing! Auntie Anne's a merch genius—I can't wait to see what she comes up with next!

Young LadyWelcome to Piccas Resort, where the sun always shines and the mood is always right!

Young LadyThere's something so alluring about a resort at night. I mean, just look at all the pretty lights!

"Lettie" LadyI got this job so I can earn enough to buy one of Paulette's paintings, it's what drives me to work hard at my Life!

Young LadyI've finally taken some time off work for a vacation. Not sure what I'll do, but I am ready to PARTY!

Young LadyNot everything in my life is perfect, but who cares? I'm on vacation, baby!

Young LadyJust leave the table service to me! I work out so much, I can carry twenty plates at once!

Young LadyThere's a big tree over there. But how do you get to it?

CrochetteSo busy, can't keep up with all of this... Really wish someone would lend a hand...

CrochetteLet's see you make a charming Cape. The shop isn't far if you run out of materials.

CrochetteGot to be patient, steady, and thorough. That's how you build something that lasts through the ages.

CrochetteI don't know how to thank you. My brother's always showing off that Cape you made him.

MezzaWhew, we've got a lot of orders to get through. Teach is such a nice guy, he just never says no to anyone.

MezzaGood luck! Remember, you can get wood logs at the store if you run out.

MezzaCareful you don't lose any materials! You'll have to get more from the store if you do.

MezzaMy dream is to become a great Carpenter, and... Hee hee. Maybe I'll tell you the rest another time.

Mezza...Don't tell anyone, but my dream is to marry Teach. Not a word to anyone, okay?

MezzaYou got the Fluffy Fabric? That's great news! Then let's get right to work on that Bespoke Tropical Sofa.

MezzaHere's the recipe and the other materials you'll need. I'll be right here if you need anything!

ClankThis Material Shop is part of the Blacksmith Guild. If you're here to speak with the boss, you gotta book an appointment.

ClankIf ya run out of ore, you'll have to buy more from the store. Either that, or go beggin' to Nickello.

ClankHurry it up, will ya? I don't do overtime.

ClankDoes he wear a hammer 'cause his name's Hammerhead? Or is it the other way around...?

ClankSometimes I can't help thinkin' about silly things like that.

ClankHeya. I know you're a big shot now, but take it easy. We're only human. Gotta put health first, y'know?

Young LadyWelcome, welcome. I'll be there to serve you with a smile, right away.