Roisin (112)
Roisin
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RoisinI learned that greetin' from hoomins, but I haven't heard a single one use it... RoisinVegetables grow a whooole lot during the night, Player! RoisinMeans we should spend less time snoozin' ourselves. Least that's what the vegetables told me! RoisinIf you're up for hunting some Cornies, you'd best follow me, Player. RoisinToday I'll be strippin' the corn off them darn Cornies with my trusty hoe! RoisinCan't sleep, Player? Don't you worry now, I'll sing ya a lullaby. Roisin♪ Shimmer, shimmer, little green pepper! Bitter, bitter! I'll learn to love ya! ♪ Roisin♪ Eat your veggies and you'll feel better! ...But watch out for them darn Cornies! Well, sweet dreams! ♪ RoisinOn rainy days like this, we Farmers have to keep an extra close eye on our vegetables! Roisin...Still, it's all for nothin' if them Cornies come and mess it all up. Dagnabbit, now I'm mad! Roisin♪ Corns are real healthy, you can boil 'em, fry 'em, stick 'em in a stew... ♪ Roisin♪ They usually come in yellow but there's lots of other colors, too! ...Like that? I made it up on the spot. ♪ Roisin♪ Corns are real healthy, you can boil 'em, fry 'em, stick 'em in a stew... ♪ Roisin♪ They usually come in yellow but there's lots of other colors, too! ...Like that? I made it up on the spot. ♪ RoisinWeeee! I've gotta show the Leafe this! Roisin*Grumble*... Darn Cornies... Look whatcha did... My crops... *Snore*... RoisinWe can't let them Cornies ruin this, too! We've gotta act now! Roisin♪ Boiled spinach tastes real fine! Just remove its bitterness before ya dine! ♪ RoisinI'm singin' to the vegetables. I reckon it makes 'em tastier. RoisinYou hoomins have lotsa fun Lives, dontcha? RoisinThis tastes mighty fine, but I hope you'll use some of my vegetables! RoisinThis is for you. Go on, take it! RoisinThe Leafe in the Valley of Spirits were always doin' this funny motion. RoisinSaid they learned it from hoomins they found lost in the forest. Think it goes somethin' like...this! RoisinWell this is one humdinger of a house! Thanks, Player! I'll never forget this. RoisinI never forget a good deed, see. Never forget a bad one, neither... RoisinI heard them forest-dwellers of Elderwood grow some real fine vegetables. Roisin...Hope they don't get attacked by Cornies. RoisinI heard them forest-dwellers of Elderwood grow some real fine vegetables. Roisin...Hope they don't get attacked by Cornies. Roisin♪ Carrots are sweet and full of flavor! A dazzling orange treat to savor! ♪ RoisinHeh, it's a song I picked up from the Leafe in the Valley of Spirits. Hum it to myself sometimes. Roisin♪ Carrots are sweet and full of flavor! A dazzling orange treat to savor! ♪ RoisinHeh, it's a song I picked up from the Leafe in the Valley of Spirits. Hum it to myself sometimes. Roisin...This bed would be more comfy if there was a gap for my tail! RoisinMaybe y'all would like to help me plan a counterattack on them Cornies. RoisinI've brought y'all some fresh vegetables! Let me know if they taste good, okay? RoisinI feel like I can tell ya the reason they call me the Corny Crusher. RoisinOne time, my beautiful crops were overrun by Cornies! Some hoomins musta saw me chasin' 'em off. Started callin' me the Corny Crusher. RoisinYa had that idea all along? Well ain't you sharp as a sickle! RoisinPlayer, I've been curious about the hoomin world ever since I was a little. RoisinI was allowed to stay in a hoomin village. That's where I fell in love with growin' vegetables and embraced the Life of a Farmer! RoisinThose times were fun, but so is bein' with you! Let's keep growing together! RoisinPlayer! I want you to be my Corny Crusher second-in-command! RoisinBenefits include unlimited vegetables, and I'll even let ya give them Cornies the finishing crush! That's a great honor, by the way! RoisinAll of the vegetables you grow taste mighty fine, Player! I'm rootin' for ya! RoisinResettin' the world? They're worse than the Cornies! Let's see if they crush like 'em, too! RoisinResettin' the world? They're worse than the Cornies! Let's see if they crush like 'em, too! RoisinThe light's back! That'll make the vegetables happy. Thanks a bunch, Player! RoisinThe light's back! That'll make the vegetables happy. Thanks a bunch, Player! RoisinYa sure love talkin', huh? RoisinYou must be friends with Host. If you see any mean Cornies around, you let me know and I'll crush 'em. RoisinWe might have visitors... Better not be Cornies! RoisinIf you say it's good, I'll take your word for it! RoisinYou picked this out for me? Aw, shucks. RoisinLook at those juicy vegetables! Thanks, I'll enjoy this! RoisinUm, ain't this real fancy for you hoomins? I feel kinda guilty! RoisinNow it's your turn to have somethin'. Put out your hands! RoisinSo, what can I do for ya? RoisinYou can have this, too. Don't be shy, now! RoisinI've heard a curious tale about the origin of corn... RoisinThis story ain't for me! RoisinThis story ain't for me! RoisinCorn needs a helpin' hand to spread its seeds 'cause it's wrapped up tight in an outer shell. RoisinSome folks say the gods made corn that way on purpose so it could be farmed for food. Ain't that curious? RoisinWell, I found it curious anyhow. RoisinHere's a quiz for y'all. How many grains of corn are there in a single ear of corn? Anyone know? RoisinI've been told there's about six or seven hundred of 'em! Roisin...Not that I've ever counted 'em all myself! RoisinHey! I'm thinkin' up new ways to enjoy corn! RoisinLet's see, there's corn soup, cornbread... Corn goes well with anything! RoisinI may hate Cornies, but corn is a friend for all our stomachs! RoisinAw, I wanted to hear your opinion... RoisinTime to crush some Cornies! RoisinWonder how my vegetables are doing... RoisinDo they grow crops here, too? Roisin♪ Vegetables are full of goodness! RoisinI'll have me some corn for dinner! RoisinAny Cornies here? Ya can't hide from me! RoisinRecover your strength, Player! 
ScarecornI'm Roisin! I came here from the Valley of Spirits on Faraway Island. They call me the Corny Crush...Scarecorn...I mean, I'm just an ordinary Farmer. You seen any Cornies, by the way? RoisinI should introduce myself once more to y'all. My name is Roisin. I'm a forest-dweller who farms tasty vegetables! RoisinY'all like corn? Yes? Ho ho, bingo! RoisinY'all like Cornies, hmm? No? Ho ho, bingo again! RoisinThis beautiful Item helps me forget all my hatred for them darn, pesky, no-good Cornies. RoisinIt's fun to look around this place. I find all sorts of things I never saw in the Valley of Spirits. RoisinHey, will ya sell me this Item for Dosh? RoisinAre ya kiddin' me? All right then, you keep it. RoisinHo ho! I'll show this to the Leafe and the Elder Tree! RoisinIt's good that there ain't no cornies around, but this place could use some livenin' up. RoisinThe island's comin' right along! You keep at it! If any cornies pop up I'll cut 'em down! Roisin♪ Island's a mighty fine place! Shiny and lively, no cornies to face! ♪ RoisinI wrote a song about the island. Sing it with me now! RoisinIt's important to look after your Farmin' tools. Keep 'em shiny and polished! RoisinOh deary me, anything kept here is like to be clobbered by cornies! RoisinOoh, that's a swell tune. It'd make a nice melody for a Leafe choir. Roisin's PhantomNo, just a hoomin... Sorry for goin' on the attack. I'm a Farmer out huntin' cornies. RoisinGood CORNing! Hope this doesn't catch ya off guard like a sprout ya forgot ya planted, but ya mind helpin' me with the harvest? RoisinI wanna get the harvest out of the way 'fore them Cornies come and ruin my crops! RoisinHappy Corny crushin'! ...Oops! I mean, happy harvestin'! RoisinAw, it's fine. This is between Cornies and me, anyway. RoisinThanks to you, we got the harvest done 'fore the Cornies showed up. You're an inspiration to all Farmers who hate Cornies! RoisinCould ya do me a favor and get me this item? RoisinY'see, I can't leave my fields in case the Cornies attack again... RoisinGood luck! I'll be here tendin' to my crops. RoisinYou've got yer own problems, right? Let me know if them darn Cornies are givin' ya trouble! RoisinHey, you're back! Have ya got the item I was askin' for? RoisinYep, this is it! Here's a lil' song for ya: *Ahem* ♪ Cornies are mean and... ♪—Wait, no. That's not my thank-you song... RoisinNow you're just actin' like a Corny! RoisinWhen it comes to crushin' Cornies, I'm the best. Huntin' for materials, on the other hand... RoisinSay, maybe YOU could gather these materials for me? RoisinI will have my revenge... RoisinThanks! Did ya avenge me? RoisinPhew! You saved my hide! RoisinSee any Cornies 'round here...? RoisinHo ho! I can't wait to get diggin'! RoisinDinner's gon' be a feast tonight! RoisinBe sure to give thanks to the land! RoisinMore mouth-waterin' crops are a-comin'! Roisin♪ The best Corny is a crushed Corny! 
