Sloane (111)
Sloane
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Sloane...Mm? Oh, Player. You caught me while I was lost in deep thought about magic and its properties. SloanePlease listen. Not so long ago it was morning, but now you can see it is night. SloaneThere must be a time-thieving spirit on this island. Yes, that's it. SloaneThis island is so beautiful... We must take it upon ourselves to safeguard its natural beauty. SloaneI was on point there, wasn't I? SloaneNight is the busiest time of all for me. SloaneIf I appear somewhat spaced out during the day, it's only because I'm working so hard at night. I swear it's true! SloaneHee hee! I was having a chat with the rain spirits. They tell me this island makes a good home. Sloane*Snore*... I'm not asleep... Sloane*Snore*... I'm not asleep... SloaneHee hee! It's nice to return to one's inner child now and again. SloaneNot my fault someone...put a bed...here... *Snore*... *Snore*... SloaneMore activity around here should delight the spirits. Keep up the good work! SloaneI may be sleepy, but I won't skip a minute of rigorous training. Yes, no matter how sleepy... SloaneIt seems I'm better off as a Magician, after all. SloaneOh dear. A full stomach always makes me drowsy... *Snore* SloaneA gift for you. It's sure to come in handy. SloaneHee hee hee... Oh, I'm laughing because I saw the funniest expression in a dream. SloaneSince you're here, I might as well show it to you. What do you say? SloanePlayer, thank you for this marvelous home. Now I'll always have a place to slee... Ah, er... Study, I mean. SloanePhew... When you reach my age, it takes that much extra resolve to steer yourself out and about. SloaneHm? You want to know how old I am? That's a secret. SloanePhew... When you reach my age, it takes that much extra resolve to steer yourself out and about. SloaneHm? You want to know how old I am? That's a secret. SloaneAh, Player, good timing. Would you carry out my work for me outdoors? SloaneOh? No? I can't believe I have to work in this rain... *Sigh* SloaneAh, Player, good timing. Would you carry out my work for me outdoors? SloaneOh? No? I can't believe I have to work in this rain... *Sigh* SloaneFive more minutes... No, fifty more... No, five more hours... *Snore*... SloaneMy, my! Aren't I popular? SloaneHee hee, I know what you're thinking, but I wouldn't dream of sleeping in someone else's house! SloaneAren't you pushing yourself too hard? If you're tired, that's a sign you need to rest. SloaneLike... Like me... *Snore* SloanePlayer, I must say you've grown remarkably. SloaneI believe you could be the link that ties our world, the spirits, and we humans together. Sloane...I may appear lazy to you, but every night I monitor the spirits, emotions, and the harmony of our world. SloaneI don't mind that people think I'm lazy. The fact we Magicians can stay behind the scenes is proof that the world remains at peace. SloaneHee hee! I rarely talk about my work with other people, you know. SloaneIt might not seem like it, but I am a powerful Magician as well, enough to be recommended for the rank of Master. SloaneHm? You think I should become a Master? No thanks, too much work. SloanePlayer, I will fight with you. I will not stand by and let our world be reset. SloanePlayer, I will fight with you. I will not stand by and let our world be reset. SloaneNow is our time to make the most of this beautiful world. We cannot sleep and let it go by. SloaneNow is our time to make the most of this beautiful world. We cannot sleep and let it go by. Sloane*Snore*... Sorry, I'm a little drowsy... SloaneOh, hello! You must be friends with Host. You won't tell them I've been dozing off here, will you? SloaneIs this a gift? How charming! SloaneThey say that if you sleep right after a meal, you'll turn into a cow. Let's put it to the test. SloaneYou were thinking of me when you chose this, weren't you? You're truly a remarkable person. SloaneI do love food that carries the blessings of nature. I will savor every bite. SloaneHee hee! What a fancy gift you've given me! Have you taken a liking to me perchance? SloaneYou must have something in return. Please, accept this. SloaneSo, what can I do for you? SloaneYou can have this as well. I'm not just dumping something I don't need on you. SloaneI once bought a popular alarm clock that claims to reduce 100% of oversleep time... SloaneMy, that sounds interesting. SloaneMy, that sounds interesting. Sloane*Snore*... Sorry... I'm a little sleepy... Sloane*Snore*... Sorry... I'm a little sleepy... SloaneThe bell of this thing burst out into a thunderous wailing. The noise must have echoed all the way outside. SloaneWithout a second thought, I flew out of bed and obliterated it with my magic. And then I went back to bed. SloanePerhaps you're able to get up without an alarm... Lucky. SloaneI have a superbly stimulating story for you. Once you've heard it, you'll never forget it... Sloane...Wha? I must have dozed off. What were we talking about? SloaneOh well. If you ever want to hear it, just let me know! SloaneI'm not sure how to deal with the sudden drowsiness that overtakes me after a meal... SloaneI tried switching to a vegetarian diet, but I simply nodded off with a carrot wedged between my teeth. Sloane...Maybe I'll try a radish next time. SloaneOh... It's already starting to kick in... *Snore*... SloaneAre we taking a break soon? Sloane*Snore*... I'm not asleep! SloaneThis seems like a good place for a nap. SloaneAre we going to bed soon? SloaneAnother day in a beautiful world. Sloane*Snore*... Wha? When did we get here? SloanePlayer, don't push yourself too hard! 
Sleepy Pillow*Snore*... *Snore*... Now's my big chance to catch up on sleep...Sleepy PillowWho am I, you ask? I am Sloane, a professor at the Royal College of Magic... *Snore*... SloaneThere goes my long vacation... I mean, thank you kindly for restoring me to my former self! SloaneIt's not much of a thank-you, but I will offer you my assistance. Preferably with something easy. SloaneObserving this Item makes me feel a little sleepy... *Snore* SloaneGalleries like this are nice and peaceful, aren't they? *Snore*... SloaneI have an offer for you. Would you part with this Item for Dosh? SloaneWhat a shame. You are quite the negotiator. SloaneThank you so much. Please send the bill to the College of Magic. SloaneHeh heh, Island is quiet and peaceful. I can sleep well here... *Snore* SloaneThe key to quality island crafting is balance with nature. Though I'm sure you already understand that. SloaneThe spirits say they enjoy Island, which means you've done a fine job, Player. SloaneEvil things can be attracted to powerful magical items, so do take care. SloaneHeh heh, don't be so frightened. I'd say the odds are 50% at best. SloaneI was just listening to the whispers of the plants... What's that, little ones? SloaneThey say, "Leave Sloane alone when he's staring off into space." SloaneA fine sound, fine indeed. I don't mind a performance, just don't disturb my sleep. Sloane's PhantomI expect I'm awake, but I feel as though I'm in a land of slumber. I can fall right back...asleep... *Snore* Sloane's PhantomOh... At this rate, I don't predict I'll be leaving here safely, so can you take me with you? Sloane's PhantomMy disciples turn me away frequently. I'm used to it. Ah well... *Snore*... *Snore*... Sloane*Snore*... This island is so...relaxing. SloaneBut yes, I must act like a teacher sometimes or my students will be the ones snoozing. Ready for an adventure, Player? SloaneHehe. Watch closely, and you'll see what I'm capable of when I'm serious. *Yawn*... SloaneOh, I see. Just when I was... *Yawn* Just when I was getting in the mood for... *Snore*... SloaneSee? I don't spend all of my time asleep. SloaneThere's something I need, but I keep nodding off as soon as I start thinking about it... SloaneCould you get it for me? This is the item I need. SloaneThen it's settled. I'll try to stay awake until you...you... *Snore*... Sloane*Sigh*... I understand. I'll take a quick nap and come up with another plan. SloaneOh, had I asked you to get me something? Deary me... Let's have it, then. SloaneI knew you were the right person to ask. Here, this is for you. SloaneAm I wrong? Heheh, I must still be half asleep! SloaneAh, Player. Full of energy, I see! I have just the task for you. SloaneCould you please collect these materials for me? *Yawn*... I think I've reached my limit. SloaneI just need...to rest my eyes... SloaneHeh heh. You're too kind. SloaneDon't think I'll go easy on you. SloaneNo slacking off this time, it seems. SloaneWell, that wasn't so bad. Sloane*Yawn* I'm all tuckered out... SloaneKeep it up. I'm going to lie down... SloaneOh, dear. You're such a handful. SloaneMy, my. I'm stronger than ever before. Sloane*Snore* Mm? Yes, yes... I'm awake... 
