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Talk Heya, Player Gangsters've gotta talk all friendly now, that's what my bro told me! You hungry, Player ...Oh wait, it's all gone. My bad. I works hard everyday to earn my Dosh, don't I? Pickin' weeds, tilin' soil, foragin' for shrooms... What can I say, it's an honest Life. Player He'll warm up to me, I know he will! I got my own little dragon back in Castele, don't I? Easy, you don't wanna slip and hurt yerself in this rain. My bro slips up every time it rains... He's kinda good at it, to be honest. Ten... Nine... Eight... Oh, bro says I don't think before I speak, so I gots to count to ten before openin' my big mouth. ...Darn, now I gotta start over! Ten... Nine... Eight... Oh, bro says I don't think before I speak, so I gots to count to ten before openin' my big mouth. ...Darn, now I gotta start over! If I got 100 Dosh for each swing... Feels kinda mean, lazin' around in public. Better to laze around indoors if you ask me. How much Dosh is this worth? *Gasp*! *Wheeze*! Feels good to work hard, don't it? Yeap, gotta keep tellin' myself that... What Life lets me earn Dosh without liftin' a finger? Nothin' tastier than a free meal! You can have this. It's nothin' much, just one of my prized possessions! I wanna talk with Skelegon, so I'm practicin' some moves he'll understand. Here, lemme show ya! And a one, and a two, and a... This place is huge! Hey, maybe I'll invite bro to come live here with me! ...Nope, I changed my mind! I'm gonna live by myself, at my own pace. This house is the best thing that ever happened to me! I wanna stay here and laze around forever. Now, if only there was a Life where I could earn Dosh by sleepin'... Don't tell me you ain't never wished the same! This house is the best thing that ever happened to me! I wanna stay here and laze around forever. Now, if only there was a Life where I could earn Dosh by sleepin'... Don't tell me you ain't never wished the same! Freezin' outside, ain't it? How about some mushroom soup to warm you up? That'll be 10,000 Dosh, please. Freezin' outside, ain't it? How about some mushroom soup to warm you up? That'll be 10,000 Dosh, please. My bed's so moist, I could grow mushrooms indoors! Wonder what they'd taste like... Gotta do my best to be a good host, don't I? I'd have checked this place for valuables by now, back when I was a serious gangster. Not that I'm proud of it... You probably know this by now, but I used to be a bad egg, along with my bro. Our plans to make some easy Dosh never went well. Failed to get treasure. Failed to catch that rare butterfly. That's when my bro came up with the idea of makin' Dosh by doin' "work." My bro's a genius, ain't he? Need a snack? Help yourself, I got a whole load of freshly grown vegetables here. And just 'cause it's you, I'll knock 10% off the price. These days, I feels like yer as close to me as Pierre, my bro. Consider yerself part of our little family, Player You're amazing! You're like a celebrity in the world of farming! Um... Can I get your autograph? Heh, I said the right thing and it only took me one second that time! Heh, I said the right thing and it only took me one second that time! Guess this means we gotta start workin' again! Not gonna say it's easy but I'm kinda lookin' forward to it. Guess this means we gotta start workin' again! Not gonna say it's easy but I'm kinda lookin' forward to it. You've really got nothin' better to do than talk to me? Are you friends with Host We might have guests! I sure hope they buy some of my vegetables... If it's free, I'll take it! A treat for my belly, and I didn't need to work for it! "Never turn a good thing down," that's my motto. Yeah, I have fancy tastes, don't I? Surprised? You're givin' me this classy gift...for free? Now I'm suspicious! My bro told me, "Always pay your debts." So you can have this. Okay, what's the problem? You'll probably want this, too. Tsk, robbin' me blind... Bro hates it when I speak without thinkin', so I have to think for ten seconds before I open my mouth... Don't make much sense to me. Don't make much sense to me. ...But waitin' ten seconds ain't much fun, neither! Okay, I'll just keep my mouth closed. I needs a new hoe for my crops, don't I? So I start lookin' all over the place... Best one I found was in the Mysteria marketplace. But you should see the price they put on that thing! I'll have to work hard and save up some Dosh! I'm not asking you to buy me one... Some mushrooms are bad for you. Wanna know how to tell 'em apart? The good mushrooms are tasty. The bad ones, not so much. Don't blame me when you eat a bad mushroom! If ya don't work, ya don't eat! Oh! I found a mushroom! Huh? We takin' a break? My beard could use a trim... Can I borrow a razor? Got a baaad feelin' about this... Stop actin' like a bad dude! Patch up! Name's Butch . I'm just an ordinary Farmer, why d'you ask? I do whatever my bro Pierre tells me, but I definitely ain't no gangster... Y'know, now that I think 'bout it, bein' a bust ain't too bad... Naaah, that's a lie. It sucks. Just tryna lighten the mood, is all. Hey, you saved me! 'Bout time too, I was gettin' tired of bein' stuck in one place. Tell ya what, maybe you keep lookin' out for me, and maybe look out for my bro Pierre, too. Thanks, pal! Hmmm... Nope! Don't understand this Item Sure is quiet here. Hope my stomach don't announce its presence... How 'bout you sell me this Item Dosh Okay, just felt like askin'. I'd buy more if I had enough Dosh. Maybe you could put 'em on my tab...? Y'know what Island In this Farmer's opinion, anyway. The island's hoppin'. Keep on buildin' her up, will ya? Did that come off as condescending? Well... Wanna fight about it? Yous got some talent for island crafting. I could live out my days here. Just felt like askin'. So what, wanna fight about it? I know it's for me to eat whenevers I wants ta. If it ain't, well, it's your fault for puttin' it down here. I got a penchant for stylish things. The houses in Castele are so nice they'll blow your socks right off. Okay, slight exaggeration. So what, wanna fight about it? ...Just kiddin', I'm a Farmer. What, not funny enough? Wanna fight about it? I may not have much experience, but I could help with...certain things. Whaddya say, want me to tag along? No? Why I oughta... Whatever, I'll just till some soil 'til yous change yer mind. Player I got more experience pickin' pockets than vegetables. Had a feelin' you'd say yes! I'm a good judge of character, ain't I? Okay, I'll go break the news to the veggies. No harvest this year. Thanks for doin' my work while I took a break! ...Aw jeez. I shouldn'ta said that. Player This is the item, bring it to me and I'll give ya somethin' in return, I promise! Thanks, pal! I'm countin' on ya! Hey, you've got places to be. I understand. Don't worry 'bout me, I'll be fine! Got the item I asked for? Thanks, pal! You're the best! Huh? Think you're funny playin' tricks on me? You know who my brother is? I gotta have materials, don't I? But I dunno where to look. You seem to know this island pretty well. Gimme a hand, will ya? Please? Oh man... I feel myself fadin' fast! Uh oh. This ain't good...! Goodbye, cruel world... Huh...? I'm alive? Cool! If ya don't work, ya don't eat! A li'l badda bing, badda boom! I've got a feelin' we're gonna be rich! Another day, another Dosh. Did ya see that, bro?! Ya just gotta stay strong! Whaddya doin'? Nap time's over! Aw, my bro's gonna be so proud! I'll be quiet...to the count of ten. On This Page 139 
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Little Brother BustI'm petrified!