Shady Person (19)
Shady Person
SussaPretend you're not speaking to me... Argh, this isn't going to work. Never mind. SussaI have an important mission for you—and it's strictly confidential. SussaBe warned. If you lose your life—and that's not unlikely—it will be of no concern to me. SussaYour mission: to bring me some Paralyzing Bombs +. SussaMy client has very high expectations of you. Are you willing to accept my request? SussaI pray that you succeed. What do we need Paralyzing Bombs + for, you ask? Let's just say, you're better off not knowing. SussaThis mission is a risky one, indeed... Perhaps you've made the wiser choice. SussaOnce I use this, those fluffy black cuties will be like putty in my hands... Wh-What? I didn't say anything... Quick, hand over the goods. SussaYou've successfully completed your mission. What happens next is of no concern to you. SussaYou could have been handsomely compensated—but if that's your choice, then who am I to argue? SussaMy carefully-selected agents can complete any mission, no matter how challenging. The word "impossible" isn't in their vocabulary. SussaTry your best not to act like you're speaking to me... Oh, right. You're not good at that. SussaI have a new request for you. I want you to bring me some Black Wool. SussaI can't guarantee that you'll make it out alive—but you'll accept, won't you? SussaI pray that you succeed. What's the Black Wool for, you ask? To tell you the truth, I'm as clueless as you are. SussaThat's exactly what I need. Who knew those adorable black fluffies I paralyzed could have—I mean, uh, nothing. Never mind. SussaYou've successfully completed your mission. My client will be impressed. SussaI have an urgent request. This time, I need a Woven Castele Rug. SussaAccording to my client, this is a matter of utmost importance. Are you willing to accept? SussaI pray that you succeed. What will this Woven Castele Rug be used for, you ask? To put on the bedroom floor, obviously. SussaOh, what a spectacular rug. Can't wait for him to roll around on it and rub his face—Ahem, forget I just said that. Quick, hand over the goods. SussaYou've successfully completed your mission. Truth be told, our client was actually...me. My cat ruined my last rug, and I needed it replaced. Talk
Shady PersonHumid here, isn't it? ...What? You think it's because of the clothes I'm wearing? Shady PersonShady? Hey, lots of people wear this where I'm from! Nothing shady about me! PatroOh, the mask? I'm already wearing it. I suppose you can't see it under my hood. PatroI've traveled a long way to get here. Ever heard of Al Maajik? It's a magical city in the middle of a desert. PatroIts ruler is called the Dark Sultan! Sounds scary, doesn't it? ...It's not? Not even a little bit? 
A Suspicious Request